• Meet Victor ! Could you would you ?

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    Lillybeth [sign in to see picture]
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    lillithlibby wrote:

    I just saw what has to be the most disturbing porn ever involving a guy dressed as a panda and victors cousin....

    I'm torn between laughter and bewilderment. But I'm pretty sure I don't want to know.

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    CreepyGent wrote:

    All I can say is, if anyone can fit a Victor inside themselves and enjoy it then women need to stop making such a fuss about how 'painful' childbirth is!!

    I do hope this is dripping in sarcasm.

    Otherwise I can think of a fair few, and fairly painful, replies.

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    lillithlibby wrote:

    Spider porn? :-/

    ive emailed you it lillithlibby !!!!! you can thank me later LOL !!!!

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    rubysoho wrote:

    lillithlibby wrote:

    Spider porn? :-/

    ive emailed you it lillithlibby !!!!! you can thank me later LOL !!!!

    Oh gosh scared to check my inbox now lol Xx thanks :-)
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    lillithlibby [sign in to see picture]
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    Kill it!!!!!kill it with fire!!!!!!

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    Lillybeth wrote:

    CreepyGent wrote:

    All I can say is, if anyone can fit a Victor inside themselves and enjoy it then women need to stop making such a fuss about how 'painful' childbirth is!!

    I do hope this is dripping in sarcasm.

    Otherwise I can think of a fair few, and fairly painful, replies.

    x

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    lillithlibby wrote:

    Kill it!!!!!kill it with fire!!!!!!

    hahahahahaahh nuts innit !!!

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    I have never seen the tarantula porn but oh my god I want too! Send it me Ruby if you please! :D lol

    Edit: Person in a tarantula suit. Just realised that sounded bad! lol

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    Fluffbags wrote:

    I have never seen the tarantula porn but oh my god I want too! Send it me Ruby if you please! :D lol

    Edit: Person in a tarantula suit. Just realised that sounded bad! lol

    hahahahaha of course ill send now ! x

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    What the hell did I just watch! pmsl. Brilliant find. You know, I need to stop watching online porn, I only just cleaned my PC after getting a virus from, you guessed it, watching porn. Now you naughty ladies drag me back in. lol!

    Screw it....my guy is a pc whizz, he can fix it.....back to porn.... lol

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    That is now top of my scary porn list, it tipped sounding down to number two... Xxx

    theres something very ironic about getting a computer virius after watching porn :-D
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    lillithlibby wrote:

    That is now top of my scary porn list, it tipped sounding down to number two... Xxx

    theres something very ironic about getting a computer virius after watching porn :-D

    Right! Its the most unsafe sex ever! lol Chance of virus transmission....high! :D

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    lillithlibby [sign in to see picture]
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    I showed a friend Victor, he says they've been on sale for at least 10 years :-)

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    They used to used Victor as dummy warheads/rubber bullets to disperse rioters in the coal mining strikes

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    There's no way I could take Victor and, in fact, the very idea of doing so makes me über uncomfortable. I am in no way a size queen; what I can manage is pretty pathetic.

    And I wouldn't. Just no. There's no way something that big is going anywhere near any of my orifices, thank-you-very-much! :P

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    lillithlibby wrote:

    I showed a friend Victor, he says they've been on sale for at least 10 years :-)

    How does he know? Has he tried lol ?
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    rubysoho [sign in to see picture]
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    i found victor porn

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    lillithlibby [sign in to see picture]
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    KinkyFuckery wrote:

    lillithlibby wrote:

    I showed a friend Victor, he says they've been on sale for at least 10 years :-)

    How does he know? Has he tried lol ?
    Lol no but he has an appreciation for the larger things in life :-) Oh god no not more victor porn...I'm scared for life between you two lol!!
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    Are you people actually looking for videos that show it in use?! I really don't want to be traumatised (even more) so I'll pass.

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    Candied Citrus [sign in to see picture]
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    Why would you even do that to yourself, Ruby? D: It's bad enough that I now know it exists; anything more would really just traumatise me, too.

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