• Meet Victor ! Could you would you ?

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    HappilyExperimenting [sign in to see picture]
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    WeeSteve wrote:

    HappilyExperimenting wrote:

    Two words: Hell. No.

    two words: Challange accepted!

    hahaha not :P. i like the idea of big toys but theres big.. then theres stupidly big.. then theres Victor

    You've got me looking at all the giant dildo reviews now! :P I'm slightly scared of one for this product: http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=12598 because it sounds like the buyer was under 18 when she bought it! :S

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    i used to speak to the person that bought the victor and he also bought that HE,

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    This has completely baffled me! It's given the word "giant" a whole new meaning! Terrified!

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    That is seriously scary

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    Oh lord no.. Could i and Would I? Never

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    CreepyGent wrote:

    I really do think that it's a joke product, and would not (without authenticated photographic evidence) believe anyone who said they'd had one inside them. That review screams 'fake' at the top of its voice.

    Its posts like this that make me wish I could post links here to other sites, because seriously....I very recently saw a lot of videos of a guy who could take toys like this. maybe a shadow smaller but literally....bigger than his own thighs...and he was bouncing! There are people who can and do like toys that big! :D

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    Fluffbags wrote:

    CreepyGent wrote:

    I really do think that it's a joke product, and would not (without authenticated photographic evidence) believe anyone who said they'd had one inside them. That review screams 'fake' at the top of its voice.

    Its posts like this that make me wish I could post links here to other sites, because seriously....I very recently saw a lot of videos of a guy who could take toys like this. maybe a shadow smaller but literally....bigger than his own thighs...and he was bouncing! There are people who can and do like toys that big! :D

    yup ive seen some porn with GARGANTUAN stuff being shoved in holes you wouldnt think they'd fit in

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    Fluffbags wrote:

    CreepyGent wrote:

    I really do think that it's a joke product, and would not (without authenticated photographic evidence) believe anyone who said they'd had one inside them. That review screams 'fake' at the top of its voice.

    Its posts like this that make me wish I could post links here to other sites, because seriously....I very recently saw a lot of videos of a guy who could take toys like this. maybe a shadow smaller but literally....bigger than his own thighs...and he was bouncing! There are people who can and do like toys that big! :D

    I'm tempted to make an email adress for lh just so you can send me that link.... Its fascinating in a terrifying way...
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    lillithlibby wrote:

    Fluffbags wrote:

    CreepyGent wrote:

    I really do think that it's a joke product, and would not (without authenticated photographic evidence) believe anyone who said they'd had one inside them. That review screams 'fake' at the top of its voice.

    Its posts like this that make me wish I could post links here to other sites, because seriously....I very recently saw a lot of videos of a guy who could take toys like this. maybe a shadow smaller but literally....bigger than his own thighs...and he was bouncing! There are people who can and do like toys that big! :D

    I'm tempted to make an email adress for lh just so you can send me that link.... Its fascinating in a terrifying way...

    mines on my profle ! send me it !

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    I just looked at that and thought how on earth can anyone use this, that is huge.I want the prostidude for vagina, intrigued by beads, but Victor is too much ouch.

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    I've emailed you ruby if you could throw me the link over that would be awesome :-)xx

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    rubysoho wrote:

    lillithlibby wrote:

    Fluffbags wrote:

    CreepyGent wrote:

    I really do think that it's a joke product, and would not (without authenticated photographic evidence) believe anyone who said they'd had one inside them. That review screams 'fake' at the top of its voice.

    Its posts like this that make me wish I could post links here to other sites, because seriously....I very recently saw a lot of videos of a guy who could take toys like this. maybe a shadow smaller but literally....bigger than his own thighs...and he was bouncing! There are people who can and do like toys that big! :D

    I'm tempted to make an email adress for lh just so you can send me that link.... Its fascinating in a terrifying way...

    mines on my profle ! send me it !

    On it....give me 5 to find the right one xx :D

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    CreepyGent wrote:

    You can post links here. They just don't show up as links, that's all.

    But videos can be faked. I would still not believe some dodgy online porn as 'proof' that a thing that size could go inside someone.

    Come on people, get real!

    the body is an astonishing thing to those with determination .. it can contort and stretch to all manner of sizes

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    I know what I am looking at, with my own eyeballs! lol I am not watching porn porn, it is amateur and very real! When the camera is pointing directly at the bottom and I see that huge thing go up...I cannot see how it is faked. :P Maybe Ruby will get back to us on it. I send it her at her request lol

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    I've got a lh email now so if someone could send me a link that would be pretty cool
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    I knew a girl who could fit a large lambrini bottle up her lady parts bottom end first... she took great delight in telling everyone...
    Nothing compared to victor though...

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    CreepyGent wrote:

    All I can say is, if anyone can fit a Victor inside themselves and enjoy it then women need to stop making such a fuss about how 'painful' childbirth is!!

    I think theres a big difference between something going in then something coming out in some cases. Its about perspective... Some people wince at the idea of anal plugs and toys while forgetting that they probably take bigger s**ts but because its coming out they don't even think about it. child birth does hurt though...
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    CreepyGent wrote:

    All I can say is, if anyone can fit a Victor inside themselves and enjoy it then women need to stop making such a fuss about how 'painful' childbirth is!!

    They warm up massively to take the bigger ones. Also, childbirth hurts, but I personally thought the absolute worst part was the contractions. They are what make us scream lol, like being hit in the stomach by a truck. The baby coming out isnt fun, but yeh...

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    Ork wrote:

    CreepyGent wrote:

    All I can say is, if anyone can fit a Victor inside themselves and enjoy it then women need to stop making such a fuss about how 'painful' childbirth is!!

    I think there is a difference :P You would slowly build up etc to mr victor, child birth is like a violent thing that could potentially kill you XD Though, if done right I bet victor would have no issue killing someone XD

    Not if you used it to hit them round the head with! lol

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    Fluffbags wrote:

    I know what I am looking at, with my own eyeballs! lol I am not watching porn porn, it is amateur and very real! When the camera is pointing directly at the bottom and I see that huge thing go up...I cannot see how it is faked. :P Maybe Ruby will get back to us on it. I send it her at her request lol

    oh.my.god . its certainly not faked or cgi'd or anything . jeepers . im clenching !

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    Fluffbags wrote:

    Ork wrote:

    CreepyGent wrote:

    All I can say is, if anyone can fit a Victor inside themselves and enjoy it then women need to stop making such a fuss about how 'painful' childbirth is!!

    I think there is a difference :P You would slowly build up etc to mr victor, child birth is like a violent thing that could potentially kill you XD Though, if done right I bet victor would have no issue killing someone XD

    Not if you used it to hit them round the head with! lol

    that would certainly change cluedo...

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