• Help! Need Release

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    pikachu464 [sign in to see picture]
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    Is there any way I can get a sex toy for free? I have been in sexual pain for a long time now and need a release very badly. Those homemade ideas for sex toys just aren't cutting it. And I haven't yet been accepted as a tester for products yet.

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    Kasumi [sign in to see picture]
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    Why not try this http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=25883

    it's only £2.99 with free postage

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    Scorpius12 [sign in to see picture]
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    pikachu464 wrote:

    Is there any way I can get a sex toy for free? I have been in sexual pain for a long time now and need a release very badly. Those homemade ideas for sex toys just aren't cutting it. And I haven't yet been accepted as a tester for products yet.

    Hi there, please see the link below for Lovehoney's guidelines on how to become a sex toy tester. Hope this helps :)

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/community/testers/

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    MrsMcX [sign in to see picture]
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    Your profile says that your a female, I dont understand how this would cause you sexual pain like a male might have, but I suggest that you firstly see a doctor. It sounds very concerning.

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    Khaleesi [sign in to see picture]
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    This is also very popular and is only £5.99! http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=24786 or this which is £5 in the sale http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=16478. To be picked as a tester you must you must have some reviews on your account before they will consider you. Hope this helps Xx

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    Cat Lady [sign in to see picture]
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    I recommend this one:

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=9670

    Doesn't look like much but it's great.

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    Khaleesi [sign in to see picture]
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    Cat Lady wrote:

    I recommend this one:

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=9670

    Doesn't look like much but it's great.

    243 reviews! Looks good! Xx

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    LilMissMardyBum [sign in to see picture]
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    Khaleesi wrote:

    Cat Lady wrote:

    I recommend this one:

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=9670

    Doesn't look like much but it's great.

    243 reviews! Looks good! Xx

    i have that its really good for the price ~:)

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    Heavens Poison wrote:

    Khaleesi wrote:

    Cat Lady wrote:

    I recommend this one:

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=9670

    Doesn't look like much but it's great.

    243 reviews! Looks good! Xx

    i have that its really good for the price ~:)

    I will put me bit in about this as well, for the price it is amazing, cant really go wrong!

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    Yep agree its an amazing toy!

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    bumblebee [sign in to see picture]
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    yep, that egg is great :)

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    Scorpius12 [sign in to see picture]
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    Lollipop ;) wrote:

    Yep agree its an amazing toy!

    I agree Lollipop - great value and very powerful. P.S. I love your new picture - you look like a lovely couple :)

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    Thank you scorpius. =D x

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    Fluffbags [sign in to see picture]
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    MrsMcX wrote:

    Your profile says that your a female, I dont understand how this would cause you sexual pain like a male might have, but I suggest that you firstly see a doctor. It sounds very concerning.

    I agree. If you are in pain and feelings of constant arousal it sounds PGAD, or persistant genital arousal disorder. You should see a doctor to find out whats going on. I know of a lady suffering with this and it is NOT fun. It is very painful and she often reports writhing in agony needing to masturbate to relieve pain and orgasm gives her a few minute relieve and then it is back. She reports her clitoris swelling until it is purple and nothing takes away the pain until she is throwing up from it. I know some people hear "persistantly aroused" and think oooh fun...but it is very real and horrible for the sufferer.

    Anyway. I am afraid it is just a waiting game if you want to become a toy tester. You tend to get chosen if you add some reviews or become a regular forum member etc. There are also a LOT of fab toys for under a tenner and there is a sale on right now, meaning you can pick up some great toys for just a fiver (Delivery is free)

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/sex-toys/vibrators/all/all/0/all/all/all/

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    pikachu464 [sign in to see picture]
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    But I don't have any money. Could one of you buy me one since it's so cheap?

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    Cat Lady [sign in to see picture]
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    pikachu464 wrote:

    But I don't have any money. Could one of you buy me one since it's so cheap?

    Sorry, that's not what this site is for. Can you not save up? That's what the rest of us do. I haven't bought anything in a while because there's other things I want more like food, clothes and computer games.

    Sorry if that sounds harsh but we seem to get someone asking every couple of weeks.

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    MissChar [sign in to see picture]
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    Agree with wise cat lady :)

    this is more for discussing sex and life, talking about what sex toys we've tried/asking for advice.. Making friends and such.. I really think you should see a doctor too if it is that bad - I know I would. I'm sure you could save up for a little bit and get the 2.99 toy. Like cat lady says, that's what we all do :)

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    sweetlove666 [sign in to see picture]
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    Cat Lady wrote:

    pikachu464 wrote:

    But I don't have any money. Could one of you buy me one since it's so cheap?

    Sorry, that's not what this site is for. Can you not save up? That's what the rest of us do. I haven't bought anything in a while because there's other things I want more like food, clothes and computer games.

    more politley put than me Cat lady!

    also it is against the rules to beg for things on the forums.

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    MissTerryCleavage [sign in to see picture]
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    pikachu464 wrote:

    But I don't have any money. Could one of you buy me one since it's so cheap?

    As Kasumi pointed out, you can get a vibe for £2.99, probably the equivalent of bus fare/sandwich/magazine/coffee, so maybe walk instead of the bus or something similar, it's fairly easy to save just £3 even when living on a very tight budget. I know, I have done it, having to account for every penny, but had a vibe been so important, I would have found a way to save £3.

    Unfortunately, the members here aren't usually inclined to buy toys for those who have the audacity to ask, it tends to be for friends/people going through a tough time etc, where relationships have built up, not someone who has made 3 posts each of which is asking for things.

    Sorry. The £3 toy does the job though, so give it a try :)

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    Viridianuk [sign in to see picture]
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    Excuse my slightly befuddled northern brain. Are you saying you have a medical condition and need help? If so then may I suggest the superb services of your local NHS hospital or Doctor. Or, and forgive me if I may be leaping to an assumption, you are simply trying to goad the good forum members here?

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