• Got my 1st sex toy today :)

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    chylly fox [sign in to see picture]
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    I'm nearly 40 years old and today I got my 1st ever sex toy. I think I may have bitten off more than I can chew with it lol. I didn't get it from LH as they don't sell it, but if you want to see what it is, google "King Kong Vibarator".

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    Clown Feet [sign in to see picture]
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    Hahaha, gotta love how on the site i saw it, it says "realistic". IT'S 14 INCHES LONG, FFS!!!!! :P

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    WeeSteve [sign in to see picture]
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    wait you mean you its not normal to have a 14 inch?? Porns been lieing to me again grrrr!!!(hehehe)

    Well congrates Chylly i hope you enjoy your first toy :) and i hope you love it soo much you buy lots more and enjoy them all :D

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    Horny Glass Lover [sign in to see picture]
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    Congrats though. May I add your second buy should be some lube haha

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    Clown Feet [sign in to see picture]
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    WeeSteve wrote:

    wait you mean you its not normal to have a 14 inch?? Porns been lieing to me again grrrr!!!(hehehe)

    Well congrates Chylly i hope you enjoy your first toy :) and i hope you love it soo much you buy lots more and enjoy them all :D

    Erm..aye...ehhhhh, what i meant was, mine is 19 inches long. This is false advertising because we all know we're larger than that.

    *cough bullshit cough* :P

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    Curious Male [sign in to see picture]
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    Luckily it only has 13" of insertable length!! Take a deep breath first

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    Fluffbags [sign in to see picture]
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    your FIRST toy is 14 inch long......

    Your sposed to start small and move up....hahahaha enjoy it chylly, and yes as glass lover said, you might want to make your next purchase a big bottle of lube haha!

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    chylly fox [sign in to see picture]
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    Fluffbags wrote:

    Your sposed to start small and move up....

    I am... as I want this http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=4761 wink

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    c00kie [sign in to see picture]
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    Holy crap! I hope you've plenty of lube in the house. Fluffbags is right, start of small and work your way up sort of thing. But i hope you're enjoying it! :)

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    meowmeow [sign in to see picture]
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    Maybe there was some previous real life training, lol...

    Nah talking seriously I agree totally about the first vibe recommendations. My first toy was a regular rabbit, that felt as massive as an alien with spaceship included, even though my OH is VERY nicely equiped. ;)

    I suppose a toy feels even bigger than how a human one would feel due to the material, probably clinically this is nonsense but its my perception

    Enjoy :D

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    WildThing [sign in to see picture]
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    Blimey... Jumping in two footed!

    Definitely buy the lube..... Or a bullet vibe too! :)

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    Laveila [sign in to see picture]
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    Oh wow, uhm. good luck. For a first toy thats a brave thing to do!

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    Clown Feet [sign in to see picture]
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    meowmeow wrote:

    Maybe there was some previous real life training, lol...

    Nah talking seriously I agree totally about the first vibe recommendations. My first toy was a regular rabbit, that felt as massive as an alien with spaceship included, even though my OH is VERY nicely equiped. ;)

    I suppose a toy feels even bigger than how a human one would feel due to the material, probably clinically this is nonsense but its my perception

    Enjoy :D

    Maybe i'll get you one next :P But only as long as it pays it's own way and chips in with the rent :P

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    fizzy [sign in to see picture]
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    I hope you enjoy your new toy!

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    Naked_butler [sign in to see picture]
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    Talk about jumping in the deep end

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    AndiAndy [sign in to see picture]
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    congrats on your first purchase hope you are ready for the experience lol u cant get much bigger good luck

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    chylly fox [sign in to see picture]
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    I'm sure you'll have great fun with it and hope to hear how you get on!!!!

    I may need a smaller toy to start with lol.... well at least it'll be a new hobby

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    meowmeow [sign in to see picture]
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    Clown Feet wrote:

    meowmeow wrote:

    Maybe there was some previous real life training, lol...

    Nah talking seriously I agree totally about the first vibe recommendations. My first toy was a regular rabbit, that felt as massive as an alien with spaceship included, even though my OH is VERY nicely equiped. ;)

    I suppose a toy feels even bigger than how a human one would feel due to the material, probably clinically this is nonsense but its my perception

    Enjoy :D

    Maybe i'll get you one next :P But only as long as it pays it's own way and chips in with the rent :P

    Noooooooooo lol

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