• If carlsburg did sex toys...

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    WeeSteve [sign in to see picture]
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    As a contination of a convo on the Reminder thread.

    What would people create as the Best sex toy creation. it could be a speaking dildo, a toy that self cleans, anything!

    What would you love to see added to the sex world!?

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    Nymeria [sign in to see picture]
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    Easy- a mechanical lifelike sex doll, can't fulfil the emotional aspect but everything else... yes, please.

    Also, interchangable glass/silicone/g-spot etc dildos for it. Add some customisable accents to it's voice... *swoon*

    As you can tell I've not given much thought to this at all and not asking for too much either... ;P

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    TTurtle [sign in to see picture]
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    I don't know if this already exists...and if it doesn't I'm not quite sure on HOW it could exist haha but a double ended dildo that'd be specifically shaped to allow for double anal penetration to both partners whilst they can engage in regular penentration on each other..to my mind this would involve girl on top but hmmm

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    A wand that makes a cup of tea after.

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    dotdashdot [sign in to see picture]
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    Long rabbit ears, a g spot shaft that vibrates strongly. Makes no noise and has no controls, it can just sense what you need and goes for it!!

    Self cleans, self lubricates and dispenses pieces of dark chocolate.

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    masterdoggylover [sign in to see picture]
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    Im sure my OH would say LH magic wand with rabbit ears so id go with it for her

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    Cat Lady [sign in to see picture]
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    Several of these sound good to me. I can't think of anything to add though.

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    TTurtle [sign in to see picture]
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    dotdashdot wrote:

    Long rabbit ears, a g spot shaft that vibrates strongly. Makes no noise and has no controls, it can just sense what you need and goes for it!!

    Self cleans, self lubricates and dispenses pieces of dark chocolate.

    haha sex AND chocolate? surely thats just TOO much? :p xx

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    KinkyFuckery [sign in to see picture]
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    A vibrating glass dildo wouldnt go a miss at the min

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    TTurtle [sign in to see picture]
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    KinkyFuckery wrote:

    A vibrating glass dildo wouldnt go a miss at the min

    They already exist :)

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    dotdashdot [sign in to see picture]
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    TTurtle wrote:

    dotdashdot wrote:

    Long rabbit ears, a g spot shaft that vibrates strongly. Makes no noise and has no controls, it can just sense what you need and goes for it!!

    Self cleans, self lubricates and dispenses pieces of dark chocolate.

    haha sex AND chocolate? surely thats just TOO much? :p xx

    No such thing as too much ;) x

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    I'd love something that brings great pleasure without me having to instigate it myself or even do any of thw work in any way, then f**ks off afterwards and leaves £20 on the pillow! That would be perfect ;)

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    KinkyFuckery [sign in to see picture]
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    TTurtle wrote:

    KinkyFuckery wrote:

    A vibrating glass dildo wouldnt go a miss at the min

    They already exist :)

    Tell me where

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    Nymeria [sign in to see picture]
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    KinkyFuckery wrote:

    TTurtle wrote:

    KinkyFuckery wrote:

    A vibrating glass dildo wouldnt go a miss at the min

    They already exist :)

    Tell me where

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=12035 =)

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    Honeytongue wrote:

    A wand that makes a cup of tea after.

    I am with this 100%

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    KinkyFuckery [sign in to see picture]
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    Nymeria wrote:

    KinkyFuckery wrote:

    TTurtle wrote:

    KinkyFuckery wrote:

    A vibrating glass dildo wouldnt go a miss at the min

    They already exist :)

    Tell me where

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=12035 =)

    Thank you Nymeria x

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    Nymeria wrote:

    KinkyFuckery wrote:

    TTurtle wrote:

    KinkyFuckery wrote:

    A vibrating glass dildo wouldnt go a miss at the min

    They already exist :)

    Tell me where

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=12035 =)

    There are also hollow ones with bullets inside. The Lovehoney sounds good but i think some of the others look better.

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    KinkyFuckery [sign in to see picture]
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    mmmmmm sounds good

    Doesnt LH do a competetion every now and then design a sex toy ?

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    TTurtle wrote:

    I don't know if this already exists...and if it doesn't I'm not quite sure on HOW it could exist haha but a double ended dildo that'd be specifically shaped to allow for double anal penetration to both partners whilst they can engage in regular penentration on each other..to my mind this would involve girl on top but hmmm

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=14776 It can be done If you want to know how you only have to ask

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    Master Toldmeto [sign in to see picture]
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    A toy that could cook & clean, etc

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