How many toys is too many?

 Well prior to LH Order No1 arriving last week we had a couple from AS but nothing special. Now we have quite a selection and GF wants more.... loads more!!! We use toys together and on our own, we like to watch each other use them. Its all good fun and only makes everything else even more intense!! We are looking for a toybox to store them in with the DVD's!!!

Hi,

I was thinking about hiding the dvds too,

The best idea I could come up with is a lockable small suit case,

As I have had my eyes opened that it is ok to have a large collection of toys etc.

At the rate the hubby's getting me them im not sure "small case" would work.

If any one has any clues to "big storage in small house" please let me know.

Luv

EB

Those trolley suitcases - will one fit under your bed, or on top of a wardrobe? pop a lock on in case and no-one the wiser - its a perfectly normal thing to store in those places afterall ;)

Just read back through this thread, I have literally loads, dildos, vibes, anal toys, bondage toys, honestly, it's perfectly ok and healthy - and fun! ;)

i don't think you can have too many toys, unless you actually have no money to live because it's all been spent on sex toys, then you might have to draw a line

secretseductress wrote:

i don't think you can have too many toys, unless you actually have no money to live because it's all been spent on sex toys, then you might have to draw a line

Haha, I agree secretseductress; just knowing when it's the right time to spend money (like with everything else!) is the only thing you really need to take into account. If you have the money to spend, why not try things out? :) I just always have a good look around before a purchase and have a good nosey through the reviews.

yer ditto mimiaow,  its making the decision of what toy to get that's hard!

Hi all,

Well, back again after some time trying these new things, well as you could say "its been fun"  but the noise they make is causing a concern for me because we have new neighbours.

It was all ok till we got company next door. Now  its questions like "can they hear them" and its putting "us" off as I dont want the new neighbour to think Im odd or something, what if they ask about the "noise" i think i'd die of embarrasment. What would or should you say?

The hubby says im being daft and they wont say anything but im not sure.  Then to ice the cake my bloody aunty goes and buys the very same vibe that i have, because i stupidly confided in her and i cant use it no more cause when I do I think of her and thats not good at all..

I now need a recommendation for a replacement for my  LH Jessica Rabbit 2.0.

Luv

EB

easybunny wrote:

It was all ok till we got company next door. Now  its questions like "can they hear them" and its putting "us" off as I dont want the new neighbour to think Im odd or something, what if they ask about the "noise" i think i'd die of embarrasment. What would or should you say?  The hubby says im being daft and they wont say anything but im not sure.

It might help you if you considered what you would do or say if you heard a sound coming from next door.  How closely would you have to hold your ear to the wall to eavesdrop on your neighbours' sex lives?  Would you want them to know you'd had your ear pressed to the wall, listening to them?  Would you think they were odd?  Would you ask them what the sound was?  How do you think they would respond if you asked? 

Even if they did ask, what's the worst that can happen?  It's not like your toys will be disturbing their sleep, wakening them up or keeping them awake.  Why would any person ask what their next door neighbours do in the privacy of their bedroom?  I think that I would consider questions like that to be unacceptably intrusive and rude.  There's no reason why you should even answer such a question.  "What noise?"  should be quite sufficient. 

  Then to ice the cake my bloody aunty goes and buys the very same vibe that i have, because i stupidly confided in her and i cant use it no more cause when I do I think of her and thats not good at all..

I now need a recommendation for a replacement for my  LH Jessica Rabbit 2.0.

You might try having your husband hold the rabbit, smile at you, and then take a picture of him holding it and smiling at you.  Every time you think of the rabbit, look at the picture.  If you do this enough times, you should end up only thinking of the picture when you use your rabbit.  It should take only a short time for this to push your other associations away.

You could also try customising it.  Take a marker and mark your rabbit in a place you can easily see.  Your rabbit will be the only one with that mark you made.  It will be your unique rabbit, and you will be the only one who has one like that.

I hope that helped.  Good luck.

I don't think anyone can ever have too many - I mean, they will all be different, with different sensations, so the bigger your collection, the more you learn about what you like, what your body responds to - and you will have something for every occasion.

Obviously you wont want to use em all at once, but if you get inventive you can use two or even three toys at the same time, so nothing will ever sit there gathering dust. Plus its nice to be able to think, Im in the mood for something soft/hard/strong vibes/quiet tonight, and you know tyou've got it, cos youre a collector.

I know this because I have a growing collection myself and there are many advantages

 Simple straight forward answer..... NO! Lol!

We just keep buying more and more and more!

I have 4 and thought that was quite a lot for a single gal! Although variety is the spice and all that.

It serpently is Aquabunny, is that pre it being a boiled bunny then hun !!!!!! eeek !

Welcme to the madhouse that is LoveHoney.

TB

No, it's where I like to play with my bunny

Maybe when you miss you mortgage paymets to buy a new toy? :-)

I dont think you can have too many! Its like clothes,you can never have too many of those either lol Variety is the spice of life, all sex toys do different things so its nice to have a wide range to suit your mood.

cj1972 wrote:

I don't think anyone can ever have too many - I mean, they will all be different, with different sensations, so the bigger your collection, the more you learn about what you like, what your body responds to - and you will have something for every occasion.

Obviously you wont want to use em all at once, but if you get inventive you can use two or even three toys at the same time, so nothing will ever sit there gathering dust. Plus its nice to be able to think, Im in the mood for something soft/hard/strong vibes/quiet tonight, and you know tyou've got it, cos youre a collector.

I know this because I have a growing collection myself and there are many advantages

You sounds a lot like me! hehehe

I've always wondered what my 'legacy' will be?

When i'm dead will anyone notice the vids/pics of us on my computer?

What will happen to my toys?

etc...

Will my kids be forced to root past well worn sex toys to find their inheritance....  ???

Haha I wouldn't know but I'd say when you either start to say outloud "Oh theres just TOO much choice!" or you haven't got anywhere to put them/hide them anymore. =P

I have to still say i dont believe in the concept of too many toys... :P

 My toys start to fill in every box, cupboard and empty shelf in the bedroom. I think this is the point where I may decide it is too many. This is, however, not going to stop from buying more - I'll just throw away some of the old ones (well, none is older than 6 months, but for me, they are old).