• oh my god oh my god

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    fistinglover69 [sign in to see picture]
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    Lovehoney Sqweel 2 Oral Sex Simulator&utm_campaign=02072012&utm_source=reflex&utm_medium=email&utm_content=enlightened

    so glad i didnt buy the other one!!! was going to the other day!!

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    fistinglover69 [sign in to see picture]
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    hmmmm the reviews (all two of them XD) arent that good really

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    Ork wrote:

    HandcuffedLover wrote:

    Sometimes I wish I was a girl....

    Feeling your pain

    Awwww...youre both missing out on so so much :P x

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    HandcuffedLover wrote:

    But according to some theories, if you believe in reincarnation then you live first as a bloke, then as a woman, then as an animal. And trust me, when I'm a woman I will be SUCH a bitch ;-)

    By then you may even be a dog, Jenkat, and I can put you on a leash, haha!

    haha i think I agree with you here ;)

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    Miss teach&nurse [sign in to see picture]
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    I have the original i just got it 2 days again and as i ummmed and aaahhhhed over the new or old i decided to go with old aka original.....

    I dont regret my decision! Its so super soft and feels beautiful and you really dont need piles of lube either

    Glad your loving ur new toy :) x

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    I got chosen to be a tester for this!! Such a lucky girl!!

    Anyway, I've used it a couple more times since then and I'm still not 100% about it. I like the sensation but after reading the other reviews I agree that the tongues could be a lot softer and bendier, sometimes it feels a bit too intense especially on the reverse setting.

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    HandcuffedLover wrote:

    But according to some theories, if you believe in reincarnation then you live first as a bloke, then as a woman, then as an animal. And trust me, when I'm a woman I will be SUCH a bitch ;-)

    By then you may even be a dog, Jenkat, and I can put you on a leash, haha!

    I am going to protest at the use of the word theory here. I think the phrase you were looking for is "nonsensical made up idea". Though I think my bitch phase will be when I am an animal. Ha!

    Anyway..., we have a Squeel 2, still in furious testing phase at the moment, no conclusions yet.

    Alex.

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    I want one of these SO badly. Quick question, though: On a scale of 1 to pneumatic drill, how loud is it? I'm living with my gran and mum and they are both deaf as posts, unless there's something very embarrassing to be heard.

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    As Nike famously once said 'Just Do It.................'

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    acoupleofwankers [sign in to see picture]
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    Ork wrote:

    acoupleofwankers wrote:

    HandcuffedLover wrote:

    But according to some theories, if you believe in reincarnation then you live first as a bloke, then as a woman, then as an animal. And trust me, when I'm a woman I will be SUCH a bitch ;-)

    By then you may even be a dog, Jenkat, and I can put you on a leash, haha!

    I am going to protest at the use of the word theory here. I think the phrase you were looking for is "nonsensical made up idea". Though I think my bitch phase will be when I am an animal. Ha!

    Anyway..., we have a Squeel 2, still in furious testing phase at the moment, no conclusions yet.

    Alex.

    Oh feck someone brought religion on to the internet!!! RUN RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

    Oh I don't care too much about religion, each to their own etc, just as a scientist and a logophile I wish to defend the primary meaning of the word theory: "a coherent group of tested general propositions, commonly regarded as correct, that can be used as principles of explanation and prediction for a class of phenomena" (dictionary.com) as it is a useful concept, whilst plenty of synonyms(e.g. notion, idea) exist for the other usage.

    But the comment was only meant as an off-topic, tongue-in-cheek aside, so I apologise if offense was taken; none was intended.

    Alex.

    p.s. however I am well aware that I am guilty of another great scourge of the internet, namely pathetic pedantry.

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    fistinglover69 [sign in to see picture]
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    Ork wrote:

    acoupleofwankers wrote:

    HandcuffedLover wrote:

    But according to some theories, if you believe in reincarnation then you live first as a bloke, then as a woman, then as an animal. And trust me, when I'm a woman I will be SUCH a bitch ;-)

    By then you may even be a dog, Jenkat, and I can put you on a leash, haha!

    I am going to protest at the use of the word theory here. I think the phrase you were looking for is "nonsensical made up idea". Though I think my bitch phase will be when I am an animal. Ha!

    Anyway..., we have a Squeel 2, still in furious testing phase at the moment, no conclusions yet.

    Alex.

    Oh feck someone brought religion on to the internet!!! RUN RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    Sailor.S [sign in to see picture]
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    I am tempted to get one!

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    NEED this! well I want it, it looks good and I want to try it!

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