• You know you've got too many sex toys when...

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    Lovehoney - Alice [sign in to see picture]
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    ...you wish there was a universal sex toy recharger, because all the wires get tangled in your bedside drawer.

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    Blueeyes82 [sign in to see picture]
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    when you have 6 boxes stacked up in your bedroom, all sized 2.5ft x 3ft full of sex toys..........*whistles*

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    Despina Rose [sign in to see picture]
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    When you are running out of places to store them and can't remember where they all are...

    Totally agree with the universal charger!

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    PlumCake [sign in to see picture]
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    You know you don't have enough when you have a shopping list the size of your arm...

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    Lady Ness [sign in to see picture]
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    .... when they take up more space in your wardrobe than clothing.

    ... when you start replacing peoples words in your your mind during conversations with the word 'sex toys'.

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    truffle [sign in to see picture]
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    ... when you realise there's no such thing as too many sex toys!

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    ShaftMaster [sign in to see picture]
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    ... when you try to replace your partner's batteries??

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    kc. [sign in to see picture]
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    ...when you ca't decide which one to start with.

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    rose hip [sign in to see picture]
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    Avrielle_Aniko wrote:

    ...when you demand your boyfriend stands out in the cold for an hour before sex, so he can vibrate.

    ROFL. Brilliant.

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    ghostgirl [sign in to see picture]
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    When you spend more on batteries than on beer

    When you cant find the one you really want

    when you have duplicates of things

    xGGx

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    Blueeyes82 [sign in to see picture]
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    i can see the bloggers have the same issues lol

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    chuckybomcc [sign in to see picture]
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    when you have to spend £££ on LH toy bags to store them in, then find out you need more bags!!!

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    Pixieking [sign in to see picture]
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    When your friends make dildo jokes and you get serious and lecture about material safety and company names.

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    Rizzo1 [sign in to see picture]
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    When there is no more hiding places, you hide them under the carpet!

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    Laveila [sign in to see picture]
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    When you cannot remember when you used some of them!

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    bleachblonde [sign in to see picture]
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    When you start buying matching sets of luggage to store them in

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    dotdashdot [sign in to see picture]
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    When you start every sentence with "Me and my rabbit..."

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    .... when you wonder if your rabbit will do a better job at whipping cream than your electric whisk

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    Ms HKM [sign in to see picture]
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    ... the TV remote has been without batteries for nine years.

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    ghostgirl [sign in to see picture]
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    dotdashdot wrote:

    When you start every sentence with "Me and my rabbit..."

    when you have to state which of your rabbits

    xGGx

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