• Fake Cum?

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    lanc_minxxx [sign in to see picture]
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    ive recently bought an ejaculating dildo, and tried it with many different fluids, and its just not living up to expectation, would love to try it with something more realistic, with out some dodgy concuction a student came up with to "prank" his friends. ive seen in america bad dragon do something called cum lube, which is supposed to be fairly authentic looking, feeling, and tasting, but im a bit dubious about shipping from the states, do love honey do anything similar? or is there any where i can get something like this?

    any advice is really appreciated :)

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    Lady Ness [sign in to see picture]
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    This might be worth looking into: http://www.kari-rose.com/2011/10/str8cam-lube/

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    wildjezz [sign in to see picture]
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    I agree liquid silk could be passed of maybe mixing it in with something. Best lube we have ever tried.

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    atlanta [sign in to see picture]
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    Thick J-Lube looks pretty much like spunk.

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    Buddyboy [sign in to see picture]
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    We use Liquid Silk exclusively. It is lovely if used for sex or with a toy that is inserted into a vagina. The reason is it becomes a little tacky if not supported by a drop of water or a little pussy juice.

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    peeholepirate [sign in to see picture]
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    Liquid Silk is great as fake cum (I use it sometimes in photographs).

    However, if you want a cheaper alternative or larger quantities (to simulate some kind of awesome creampie for example) then try making your own lube by mixing xanthan gum with water. You don't need much xanthan gum powder but can make thicker or thinner 'cum' as you like, to get the consistency just right.

    Xanthan gum is used in gluten free baking and should be available from health food stores and possibly large supermarkets.

    Steve x

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    graeme44 [sign in to see picture]
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    Coconut oil, also gives you the best skin ever

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    jaycloth [sign in to see picture]
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    Gaviscon looks exactly right, and is fully digestible.

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