• 'Luxury' Sex Toys for the Extremely Rich

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    xabix [sign in to see picture]
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    My OH just showed me this, I need to get myself a platinum vibe encrusted with diamonds!

    http://www.cracked.com/article_19488_14-luxury-sex-toys-extremely-rich-creepy.html

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    Miss teach&nurse [sign in to see picture]
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    I want all the things advertised on that page!

    I love it all and I now heart u from bringing it to my attention lol x

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    smirnoff09 [sign in to see picture]
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    Just shown my OH and he said no!!!

    That is not fair so will have to be extra good and ask santa lol

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    Lady Ness [sign in to see picture]
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    I've seen more expensive items, that I want, from other brand. I know it may seem crazy, but those aren't even close to the price of some toy, but are still too expensive for most to by.... I opt for making homemade look-a-likes ^_^

    The most expensive toy I own probably was £100, I've seen many that are worth more, but they often get reduced at some point. the ones that really don't get cheaper, are the limited editions :/

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    Incendiaire [sign in to see picture]
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    If anything, Beeny's Restoration Nightmare taught me tonight just how cheaply I could gold plate my own dildo. Sorry Lelo, haha.

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    Satoshi [sign in to see picture]
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    You'd think wooden toys would be cheap:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/8589766.stm

    *off to do some whittling...

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    Don't forget, they'll need to order 8 of a toy - one for each of their houses!

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    Miss teach&nurse [sign in to see picture]
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    Lovehoney - Alice wrote:

    Don't forget, they'll need to order 8 of a toy - one for each of their houses!

    Lol -

    They order a new one each time they want to play

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    Lady Ness [sign in to see picture]
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    Avrielle_Aniko wrote:

    Wooden toys look like they would be brill. So smooth and hard in the right way for insertion. But they are very expensive. Being on bdnefits, almost everything is too pricey for me. :-(

    Not all wooden toys are. There's a few that are in the £40 range with is a lot cheaper than the ones over £100 =)

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    Lady Ness [sign in to see picture]
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    Avrielle_Aniko wrote:

    The Nymphomaniac wrote:

    Avrielle_Aniko wrote:

    Wooden toys look like they would be brill. So smooth and hard in the right way for insertion. But they are very expensive. Being on bdnefits, almost everything is too pricey for me. :-(

    Not all wooden toys are. There's a few that are in the £40 range with is a lot cheaper than the ones over £100 =)

    I may keep my eyes peeled. I never have any spare money for sex toys these days though. But a wooden one is something I have always thought would feel "right".

    They are really nice, I have one and would like more at some point.

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    Miss teach&nurse [sign in to see picture]
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    Avrielle_Aniko wrote:

    Have just looked through the whole article (couldn't on my phone last night)

    Would any men actually wear the Lelo cufflinks?

    24k gold Handcuffs? Thats an odd one, since gold is not a durable metal. I'd hate to think of breaking them or harming them!

    The real horse hair pony play butt plug is interesting, but not sure I would actually go through that much trouble and money just to get real horse hair, when synthetic can be just as good! Unless you actually want to be a horse and are looking for a species change? (can't think of any cosmetic surgeons who would do that though, sorry!)

    The Gold flake massage oil is a bit strange, but any gold lovers (i'm a silver girl myself) would surely want this product. But I can't help but think of the Bond film Goldfinger where the woman who was painted in the gold paint could have easily died as her skin had no way to breathe! (Yes, that is true)

    Now the wooden spanker with silver? Lovely. Looks like an antique! But it's not, so I can't see how it is worth that much money. But I wouldn't say no to being spanked by that!

    That is also quite a nice crop!

    Hate the article though.

    Never mind buying real horse hair - just sneek up on a horse in a field and cut part of its tail off

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    I have the lelo massage oil because it was a part of an offer. It is a really nice massage oil, but i'm not sure if a massage product needs that much going on. I'm glad I bought it, for nothing else that when the bottle is empty i'll have a beautiful bottle to keep, but there are some incredibly beautiful, natural massage products that are dirt cheap, like olive oil, so really it is a little excessive if you only fancy a massage.

    Personally, I only have to think of the fact that people spend millions of pounds on little sparkly stones in bits of metal to make their bodies pretty to see why people are attracted to luxury sex toys. If nothing else, they look gorgeous.

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    Lady Ness [sign in to see picture]
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    I've always wanted this whip which is over priced:http://www.whipcraft.com/website/area/catalogue/s101_003.htm been tempted to make a lot-a-like.

    I might get the LELO Olga in silver at some point, but I really need to save first. http://en.lelo.com/index.php?collectionName=insignia-luxe&groupName=OLGA&categoryId=46

    The Njoy Eleven is tempting too http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=14733

    If I save my Oh! points, I might be able to get one in 2-3years ^_^

    I think I'm unlikely to spend much over £150 on a sex toy.... £500+ is deffo too much.

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    wow that wip is so pritty! would never be able to spend that much though. *sigh* if i won the lottery..... actually i probably couldnt jutify the price even then!

    The Nymphomaniac wrote:

    I've always wanted this whip which is over priced:http://www.whipcraft.com/website/area/catalogue/s101_003.htm been tempted to make a lot-a-like.


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    Avrielle_Aniko wrote:

    I can't help but think of the Bond film Goldfinger where the woman who was painted in the gold paint could have easily died as her skin had no way to breathe! (Yes, that is true)

    That doesn't actually work in real life though, it was just one of Ian Flemming's many strange notions, which has subsequently been debunked on several occasions.

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    i like the look of the toys but the article annoyed me in it's ignorance just to get laughs, cracked is usually funny and fairly liberal

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    Incendiaire wrote:

    Avrielle_Aniko wrote:

    I can't help but think of the Bond film Goldfinger where the woman who was painted in the gold paint could have easily died as her skin had no way to breathe! (Yes, that is true)

    That doesn't actually work in real life though, it was just one of Ian Flemming's many strange notions, which has subsequently been debunked on several occasions.

    While "skin asphyxiation" is all but impossible, there are several accounts of people suffering serious health complications (including death) from wearing body paint although these cases were likely caused by heatstroke or poisoning from using a lead based product.

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    The Nymphomaniac wrote:

    I've always wanted this whip which is over priced:http://www.whipcraft.com/website/area/catalogue/s101_003.htm

    My god! How did I not know this site existed?

    Thank you, Nymph.

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    Mr Monster wrote:

    The Nymphomaniac wrote:

    I've always wanted this whip which is over priced:http://www.whipcraft.com/website/area/catalogue/s101_003.htm

    My god! How did I not know this site existed?

    Thank you, Nymph.

    'tis ok... it's one of those site that I look at every now and again, and lust over the products. :)

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    The Nymphomaniac wrote:

    Mr Monster wrote:

    The Nymphomaniac wrote:

    I've always wanted this whip which is over priced:http://www.whipcraft.com/website/area/catalogue/s101_003.htm

    My god! How did I not know this site existed?

    Thank you, Nymph.

    'tis ok... it's one of those site that I look at every now and again, and lust over the products. :)

    These are truly exquisit! However I do agree that they are overpriced, beautiful but overpriced.

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