Well
I've stopped tapping my foot, the postman arrived at 8.20am.
Got the kids off to school and pre-school, came home and did some research and OMFG!!!!!!
Where has this been all my life? Seriously - when you leave school you should get one of these with a handshake.
I've reviewed them, but they're not live yet (the wand and the attachment) but I'm very satisfied this evening.
Still need a man though - Anyone know anyone single, between 34-43, handsome, doesn't mind that I'm curvacious as opposed to a skinnymalink, doesn't mind that I love toys and watching women get off, and within 50 miles of Swindon? Please please please man fairy - help me. Pray for me x