Hiding toys from your parents :)

 This thread is hilarious!  i have to hide my toys from my kids 

 Have never denied it..........age is just a number

 Are you calling me old ????????????? Watch it...I will be after you, you young whippersnapper

 I have mine hidden in a black box that locks, that I place in my chest of draws under my clothes. It's such a hassle having to hide them when you're in the moment and you just need them yet you have to dig them out! I'd rather that though, then the awkward conversation with my parents after they find them.......

Miss Behaviour wrote:

 This thread is hilarious!  i have to hide my toys from my kids 

I wonder how many kids find their parents sex toys while looking for hiding places for their own! Which reminds me - a cock-ring has gone AWOL. I hope we find it before the kids do.

My little girl found my collection of ladies underwear which I wear.  Now that was an awkward conversation.

I found my moms erotic books when I was erh 13-14? It was very interesting reading I sneaked in for a bit of read when she was not home. I was originally looking for Christmas presents.

KinkyKev wrote:

My little girl found my collection of ladies underwear which I wear.  Now that was an awkward conversation.

What did you say to her Kev? Must have been very awkward.

Mmm it was and I felt like a bit of a pervert.  Just said that it was a friend, who she knows, and she sometimes stays over with daddy!  It was definitely one of those moments where I wanted the ground to open up and just swallow me whole.  I wouldn't care but I "thought" I'd hidden them very well, obviously I have now, well I bloody hope I have!

 you can just use a lockable case and say you're looking after something for a friend.

Hide them in a shoe box with shoes over them the less likely the hiding place the less likely they will be found.

Currently have a simular problem as had to relocate home but my OH has most of the really kinky stuff.

MsGirth2011 wrote:

Hide them in a shoe box with shoes over them the less likely the hiding place the less likely they will be found.

Currently have a simular problem as had to relocate home but my OH has most of the really kinky stuff.

I hear you! I am home for 2 weeks and its bit nightmare. I have some already packed but I keep the boxes under my bed right now for some. I know the Lelo Mia is very unlikely to be identified as sex toy, but the rest...

lol never had the problem hiding from the parents, as said before its hiding them from my stepchild when she over

Heh. Been a long time since I hid anything from parents! Never had to hide toys though. Thats what boyfriends flats are for!

But I had some experience hiding other things (some illegal, on others not so) and pulling out a drawer and hiding behind it is always a good one, so no one is the wiser unless they actually pull out a drawer. Sticky tape is always a good thing too.

Inconspicuous but unlikely hiding places are difficult to find, but can be done, like a shoe box with shoes on top, as msGirth said, or in with your laundry drawer/cupboard hidden in a pillowcase folded up with your bedsheets or in an old t-shirt at the back of your drawer with other clothes on top.

My best friend had the idea of hiding her toys inside the base of her wardrobe as it had two drawers on the bottom section.......anyway she goes off on her holiday to Greece, a week away she comes back, her parents pick her up from the airport and her Dad was really "off" with her and basically unable to make eye contact with her.....she gets home, goes upstairs to her room, to see it has been redecorated in her abscence!!!!!

Her Dad had decided to do the room up as a surprise for her, but it turns out he was the one to get the surprise when moving her furniture hahahaha. Her Mum was in silent hysterics laughing behind my friends Dad as my friend thanked her Dad, lol!!

She moved out shortly afterwards!

i have two ikea cd boxes on a shelf on my bedside table- they are not hidden and anyone could open one and look in- both are full of sex toys!

i don't really care that much if my parents find my toys because if my mum did go looking and find something then she would never ask me about it!

i am moving house very soon though and no doubt she will help me pack and move stuff which does mean there is a big risk of her finding my 'stash'. if i have to i will joke about it and tell her not to look because it's full of  'rude things'! she won't want to know what i get up to and leave well alone! hopefully...

If i was in your possision i would prob wrap it in a sock and stick it in one of my knee boots, thats if my sister or mum were not my shoe size and didnt want to borrow my footwear lol. Or store it in a place that they would not be bothered to nosey in like you could get a card board box and fill with uni work and stuff and hide it in there aswell. :)

I don't know if it will work for you.

If you have a bed side table, one with like 2-3 draws usually if you take the bottom draw out there is a small space underneath it. To take things out/ put in you would have to take out the bottom draw, slightly annoying, but a good hiding place :)

 Just had the difficuly task of moving toys to uni, with my mum helping with packing and unpacking not quite sure how i made it... but I did :D

My own hiding place while at Uni was inside my hifi speakers! I unscrewed the speaker itself from the front of the cabinet, tucked illicit items (toys, lingerie, fetishwear, etc) inside the cabinet and replaced the speaker.