• Hiding toys from your parents :)

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    GingerConcubine [sign in to see picture]
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    Random double post, apologies.

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    I had an ex who hid a vibrator and condoms inside a teddy bear as she swewd a zip in to the back of it.

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    londoner wrote:

    Lubyanka wrote:

    The only thing I can think of is to get a metal box which can lock securely, and keep the key with you at all times. Everybody is entitled to some privacy, and if anybody nags you about what's in it, just tell them it's private. If they insist, then tell them if they really want to know, then they are welcome to try to break the lock.

    I think Lubyanka hit the nail on the head. Everyone is entitled to some privacy. Parents rightly keep their sex lives private and would be horrified if their children demanded to search their bedroom for sex toys, lingerie or pornography or watch them having sex.

    Obviously parents want to protect their children from keeping things that are harmful or illegal (drugs, weapons etc) but they shouldn't be surprised to find sex toys or pornography if they feel it's necessary to search their childrens' possessions after they reach puberty. If parents are embarrassed by what they see they certainly shouldn't vent those feelings on their children.

    As Lubyanka also said, teenagers are probably the group in society who have the most need for pornography and sex toys and they have nothing to be ashamed of. I think some of the prevalent attitudes are a hangover from the days when explicit pornography was illegal (pre 2000 in the UK, I think) and sex toys were less accepted.

    The point that really concerns me is the effect this has on our sexuality. It can't be healthy for our very first sexual experiences to be shrouded in shame and furtiveness. Thinking back to my teenage years, shame and secrecy about masturbation definitely affected my sexual attitudes negatively.

    Any parents out there who'd like to comment?

    Erh. I agree. I had problem with my sexuality until about year ago (I am turning 25 this September). I was even ashamed to touch myself, because from young age I was told girls don´t touch that part of body! I seriously viewed it as something dirty, which had terrible effect on my sexuality. And yes, there is some prejudice against toys, I met it as well, like why I do need toy if I have partner etc.

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    PlayingDirty wrote:

    I had an ex who hid a vibrator and condoms inside a teddy bear as she swewd a zip in to the back of it.

    Ah, so that's why nearly every woman has a teddy bear ;)

    I've always wondered.

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    londoner wrote:

    PlayingDirty wrote:

    I had an ex who hid a vibrator and condoms inside a teddy bear as she swewd a zip in to the back of it.

    Ah, so that's why nearly every woman has a teddy bear ;)

    I've always wondered.

    One of the great mysterys of life solved!

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    PlayingDirty wrote:

    londoner wrote:

    PlayingDirty wrote:

    I had an ex who hid a vibrator and condoms inside a teddy bear as she swewd a zip in to the back of it.

    Ah, so that's why nearly every woman has a teddy bear ;)

    I've always wondered.

    One of the great mysterys of life solved!

    I dont have teddy bear and I never had. I use hide my favourite bullet in my jewellery box when I am at home.

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    Hmm, I enjoy sewing... Might have to manufacture some sort of storage device.

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    GingerConcubine wrote:

    Hmm, I enjoy sewing... Might have to manufacture some sort of storage device.

    Know anything about sock creatures Ginger?

    Gat a knee high sock I bet you can fit a dildo in its body without a struggle.

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    Only ever made sock creatures for babies, making one for myself... I could manage that.

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    You could start a bussiness in sex toy hiding places.

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    Hmm, now there''s an idea...

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    There is kind of built in market on this very forum!

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    This thread is hilarious! i have to hide my toys from my kids

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    Have never denied it..........age is just a number

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    Are you calling me old ????????????? Watch it...I will be after you, you young whippersnapper

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    I have mine hidden in a black box that locks, that I place in my chest of draws under my clothes. It's such a hassle having to hide them when you're in the moment and you just need them yet you have to dig them out! I'd rather that though, then the awkward conversation with my parents after they find them.......

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    Miss Behaviour wrote:

    This thread is hilarious! i have to hide my toys from my kids

    I wonder how many kids find their parents sex toys while looking for hiding places for their own! Which reminds me - a cock-ring has gone AWOL. I hope we find it before the kids do.

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    My little girl found my collection of ladies underwear which I wear. Now that was an awkward conversation.

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    I found my moms erotic books when I was erh 13-14? It was very interesting reading I sneaked in for a bit of read when she was not home. I was originally looking for Christmas presents.

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    KinkyKev wrote:

    My little girl found my collection of ladies underwear which I wear. Now that was an awkward conversation.

    What did you say to her Kev? Must have been very awkward.

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