• Hiding toys from your parents :)

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    OperationFilth [sign in to see picture]
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    That's where I guess I am lucky - though I should take maybe a little *more* care than I do! My parents rarely go into my room, and if they do they certainly don't pry :)

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    sexyscorpio wrote:

    I'm a student, I was working, what else could you possibly think I was doing?

    Well not working scorpio that's for sure, suprised your brain works well that time of day, my most productive input was between 7am and about 10.30-10.45am, don't ask me why but in stuff went, outside those times l could sit and stare all day to no or little effect !!

    TB

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    CurlyGirl88 [sign in to see picture]
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    See I had this problem, but my Dad the control freak decided to tidy my room, including under the bed in a sock that was in a shoe. When I came back it was neatly put away in my sock draw....

    He still hasn't mentioned anything to me about that!lol

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    OperationFilth [sign in to see picture]
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    oh dear CG! maybe he'll realise you need your privacy now? lol..

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    CurlyGirl88 [sign in to see picture]
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    I think he's learnt his lesson

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    Mucky Duck [sign in to see picture]
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    Scorpio,

    Why not buy one of those disposable electric toothbrushes, It'll butter your goose no problems & even if they find it... so what!!! Just don't let them borrow it!

    There must be other everyday things you can substitute, there a few threads on such topics kicking around.

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    Sukkamielli [sign in to see picture]
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    if you just take one of the smaller ones you could stash it in your coat lining, but i really like the present idea, i know that would stop my mother nosing.

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    Sukkamielli [sign in to see picture]
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    Mucky Duck wrote:

    Scorpio,

    Why not buy one of those disposable electric toothbrushes, It'll butter your goose no problems & even if they find it... so what!!! Just don't let them borrow it!

    There must be other everyday things you can substitute, there a few threads on such topics kicking around.

    lady shave, remove the blade and it's perfect for a little post bath action ;0)

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    Mucky Duck [sign in to see picture]
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    My dad has got an electic tooth flosser called a humming birg, hmmm. He can't understand why I keep taking the piss. Honestly it nearly bounces off the table it's so strong. Scorpio, check it out!

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    I still live at home.. but I also have a snake... which escaped last week... being amazingly brave I shouted my stepdad who proceeded to chase around the room pulling furniture and drawers out trying to catch the bugger... He was soo close to pulling out the sex draw! Then snake went walkies/slidies again! Phew, good job I moved everything out my bottom draw! that was the first he pulled out.

    Soooo the moral of this story is, if you want to hide something, don't buy a snake! The tortoise never gives me any problems!

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    This reminds me of the days when you had to hide porn from your parents. LOL.

    Only way as must people is to have a lock on something. LOL.

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    Mucky Duck [sign in to see picture]
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    Leave em in the fruit & veg basket... They'll never look in there!

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    i put mine in the drawer in the side of my bed, underneath all the bed linen , no1 has found them there yet

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    OperationFilth [sign in to see picture]
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    correction to my earlier posts - mine are now in a drawer, on my bedside table (less conspicuous ones at least lol), behind my bed, under my bed, and in a couple of boxes...

    too many? not familliar with the concept lol

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    When I was a kid I once hid a small pocket size porn mag in a star wars ATAT toy which were quite big. I forgot all about it and it was taken to my school jumble sale one year. Nobody made any complaints to the school as far as I know-thank god!

    SG69

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    Mucky Duck [sign in to see picture]
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    SG 69,.... And that little boy thanks you from the bottom of his heart. He is now the hero of his class! Certainly beats the lingerie section of the Littlewoods catalouge!

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    i hide mine under the the bottom draw of my bedside table, which is pretty safe so long as the bottom draw isnt pulled out totally or the table is moved. The only problem is my parents have a thing about redecorating or spring cleaning my room everytime i go on holiday (think they ar really being nosey) so they might find them then!

    But even if they did find them i think my mum would be to embarrased to mention it to me because they are all anal toys lol especially if she saw the big blue one ive got lol. Might have to buy a lock box!!

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    hmm wel iam going home in abou a week. etting them home aint gona be a problem- just put them in my suitcase under clothes. i thik the new bed theyre getting me has storage underneath, or if not just shove them in my suitcase.

    i never realised how lucky i am not to hae meddling pearents

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    Nexas wrote:

    Having just spend £120 on toys from LH, I'm gonna need a bigger bag and somewhere better to hide them! LOL

    yeah i think my collection will half fill my suitcase. just hope my sister dosent trail through my room. we are twins tough so shes old enough to know better!

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    sexyscorpio wrote:

    Hey, I am a Uni student- and I need some help on this- none of the usual suggestions so far- I know are going to work, when I go home for the holidays. Basically, I need to know a strong hideaway- from my extremely suspicious mom ans very curious younger sisters. Do bare in mind, I share a room with my siblings- and I do not have the luxury of having my own wardrobe anymore... Any ideas?

    One of these maybe? http://science.howstuffworks.com/invisibility-cloak.htm

    Or if that doesn't do it for you, a freak accident in a science lab may help.

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