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    HappilyExperimenting wrote:

    PinkPolkaDot9 wrote:

    I think finding one toy isn't too bad, but I just really don't want her to find the rest. I had hoped to go all my life without my mum knowing I own sex toys, but it wasn't meant to be obviously. I really, really can't wait to move out.

    I feel your pain PinkPolkaDot. Yes I have a Swoon Release Wand too and that looks 'tame' compared to most other vibes. At least she didn't find anything else!

    Also isn't it illegal to open Royal Mail deliveries if they're not addressed to you? I swear I've read that somewhere??

     It is but I think when it's a case of a parent/child then it's a bit of a grey area. The fact that the addressee is living in their house counts for something I think. But even so, it doesn't excuse it & it shouldn't be done. 

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    PinkPolkaDot9 wrote:

    So... I went downstairs earlier only to find my Lovehoney parcel on kitchen table.. OPENED. Oh dear god, out of all the parcels I get through the post my mum just had to open this one. Lovely

     

    That is ilegal! I don't know what some parent's think there entitled to but it's a simple case of it is YOUR mail with your name on it making it your property and all that legal stuff. I had a friend with a mum ho kept doing this so he wrote a letter to himself...

    His mum went mental when she read it it was nothing but insults for her lol. So basically you just need to get the point across if it continues use the good old threat of a lwayer.

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    wish i had opened some of my daughters mail....who the hell sends hypodermic needles by post for "play piercing"?

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    Hmm, my mum opened my post when I was away at uni, in case it was important because I was expecting something in particular, and it meant she ended up opening everything.  Should I tell her that she shouldn't do it at all when I go away to my next uni? 

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    Cat Lady wrote:

    Hmm, my mum opened my post when I was away at uni, in case it was important because I was expecting something in particular, and it meant she ended up opening everything.  Should I tell her that she shouldn't do it at all when I go away to my next uni? 

     I think if she has permission it may be ok.

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    my wife opens all my mail keeps me in check lol

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    sub-kitten wrote:

    Cat Lady wrote:

    Hmm, my mum opened my post when I was away at uni, in case it was important because I was expecting something in particular, and it meant she ended up opening everything.  Should I tell her that she shouldn't do it at all when I go away to my next uni? 

     I think if she has permission it may be ok.

     

    Legally if she has permission it's all good :) though I can imagine it being a bit invasive of your privacy.

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    wish i had opened some of my daughters mail....who the hell sends hypodermic needles by post for "play piercing"?

    Oh you would be amazed what people will buy and sell on the internet lol.

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    Ork wrote:Legally if she has permission it's all good :) though I can imagine it being a bit invasive of your privacy.

    Its the nearest I get to playing sub lol

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    gunther wrote:

    Ork wrote:Legally if she has permission it's all good :) though I can imagine it being a bit invasive of your privacy.

    Its the nearest I get to playing sub lol

     

    Lmao! 

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    I'm not brave enough to get LH stuff delivered to my parents' house, so I've only ordered things when I knew I'd be at uni housing.  Normally they assume all my parcels are books and perhaps I'd have got away with that with the stuff I've ordered so far, so long as they didn't see me open it, but I'd rather not take the chance.  It's enough of a problem hiding a parcel of a non sexual nature  I foolishly bought on impulse that my parents would not approve of - LH items would be far worse.

    I think I may say not to bother opening things next time  - I certainly see no reason for anyone except me to see my bank statements and things of a financial nature. 

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    She's never done it before, the only reason why she did is because I bought my sister's birthday present online and we've been waiting ages for it to arrive. Basically she thought that's what it was.

    So we were just sat downstairs and she goes 'What is it that you bought' and I just went 'Just this thing.. ' and changed the subject haha. I don't think she's going to bring it up again (hopefully)

    It is illegal but if I tell her that she'll definitely want to know what it was and I'm not risking that. And as long as she's not expecting anything then she won't open anything addressed to me again. I hope.

    Cat Lady - I think you should tell them not to open your things anymore. You're old enough not to have to explain everything to them. Which is why I was so surprised because my mum always asks me if she can open anything addressed to me when I'm away at uni.

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    I think you're right, PinkPolkaDot9.  It just so happened that I was waiting for a crucial letter from Inland Rev which I needed to get sorted ASAP, so I thought I'd better let her open things where I didn't change the postal address to the uni address.  It shouldn't be necessary this time. 

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    I bought a massive metal box with a lock today :D It's big enough to fit all my toys in and there's still room for more! It was a bargain at £15 - and privacy is priceless, right? :)

    As long as my mum doesn't open anything before I get the chance to put it in the box haha

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    my toys have moved from a tatty LH gift box in the the draw under my bed, which didn't have a lid or anything to two neat black filing boxes under my bed, one box for bondage stuff the other for more vanila items- luckerly my mum isnt to nosey but i got ultra jumpy when the nabours kid crawled under my bed to get the cat.

    my problem however is washing things like my crotchless knickers, thong and latex panties. even if i do the wash myself i've still got to hang them up in plain sight.

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    PinkPolkaDot9 wrote:

    I bought a massive metal box with a lock today :D It's big enough to fit all my toys in and there's still room for more! It was a bargain at £15 - and privacy is priceless, right? :)

    As long as my mum doesn't open anything before I get the chance to put it in the box haha

    WOW, you must be psychic - I just bought a metal lockable filing box too. It's sat at the end of my bed now in full view, but as it's lockable this isn't a problem. Everyone now just assumes it's full of my paperwork, although that doesn't explain why it's so heavy

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    This thread makes for some interesting reading! just amazing how creative people can get, but also a little sad I think, as some have said before, sex is the most natural thing and not something you should hide and be embarrassed about... anyways.

    I always used to (and in fact still do) fall into the scatterers camp. Even if one hiding place would have been discovered, it means only one thing being found rather than a big pile of paraphernalia. I now only live with my OH so no need to hide stuff, I am simply still in the habit of keeping different toys in different drawers etc.

    When I was still living at home, my collection was admittedly much smaller than these days and it was quite easy to stash away. I would have one or two things in my art, craft and sewing stuff boxes underneath odd bits of fabric, paints, balls of yarn (even inside a ball of yarn works with smaller toys) and such, then some smaller items in my toiletry bags zip compartments or wrapped in small plastic bags, the sort you get from boots/similar or in a bit of loo roll - cosmetics bags always seem to be full of odd bits and I tend to wrap shampoos and such in bags anyway to make sure they don't leak everywhere. Another favourite place of mine was in one of my "memories" boxes, I had a few boxes of old letters, leaflets and tickets from events I'd been to, old drawings, seashells and trinkets and such random bits, basically things no one would ever need to borrow and would not be of much interest for anyone either - but also something others could not "organise" or throw away as it was important stuff for me.

    My family always used to be pretty respectful of privacy, but as mentioned before, every now and then someone might simply want to borrow non-personal stuff like a handbag which makes it a not-so-good hiding place. (Great when moving house though, as someone pointed out before. if a box is opened and full of handbags and shoes it's not particularly urgent and so you can just say you'd like to organise them as you unpack yourself. equally a few boxes/toys hidden underneath and between books in a big box - just say you have a method for how you want to organise your books on the shelves so they would help the most if they just left the box alone so you can do it the proper way first time round, when you have time later on.) Relatively "plain sight" and of no interest or use to others just always seemed to me the most logical way of hiding anything, even christmas pressies and all. In case you have a mum or sister who loves to borrow your make-up / toiletries - say that you would appreciate them not to do so, as you have read about all the infections you can get from sharing and are a bit irrationally worried about that happening, even though you don't actually believe in them giving you anything you just wish they can respect you being slightly neurotic about it ;) or if you have a mum who would reorganise your wardrobe/desk/room when you're away, again say you feel very particular as to which way you want your things to be arranged and her "helping" is counterproductive as you don't see it as a nice treat but instead you then have to immediately fix it when you get back and thank for the gesture but just ask not to do it.

    I now keep about half of my toys in their storage pouches in a few underwear drawers, simply because it's a nice soft place where they don't get squished and are easy to get to, and another half in the bedside cabinet. Lubes are in the same cabinet, as well as some on the bedside table, plus I have covered a few old shoe and LH boxes with pretty wrapping paper to keep my "naughty clothes" in (one for corsets, one for socks and suspender belts etc) The flat's been in a bit of a state recently in general, there seems to be some toy overspill on the bedside tables and bathroom too :) just wonderful not to have to hide stuff and worry about it anymore. we did joke about hanging a recently purchased butt plug with a finger loop handle on one of the bathroom towel hooks next time someone comes to visit, just to see their reaction!

    The parents-questioning-locked-containers issue had me thinking though - if you have younger siblings, especially girls, then surely a toiletry / make-up case with a lock should be the easiest thing in the world to justify, as you wouldn't want the young ones to play with your make-up and ruin it! Alternatively, if you are a non-make-upping lady or a male, then take up a hobby that involves expensive, potentially dangerous or delicate stuff - like painting miniatures, they are easy to break and younger kids will surely spill the paints and make a mess of everything! a lot of fine art paints are expensive and can be an irritant and palette knives are sharp, let alone craft knives, pins and nails... you get the idea. as long as the box that needs to be locked (for others' safety or to keep the items inside safe) is big enough to have other stuff underneath :)

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     spiced tea, you have inspired me. 

    at home I have a drawer full of old painting kits, drawing stuff, pencils, papers,paint brushes... The good stuff is away at uni with me (im studiying something in the creative field so theres loads of it). nobody ever goes in the arts stuff drawer, because there is nothing anybody would ever want/ need in there. a couple more pencil cases and plain wooden boxes wouldnt even be noticed in there.

    Another good place for toys would be in a drawer that has all the empty boxes for old phones/cameras/dvd players etc. again somewhere that people rarely go. who actually needs that stuff? yet everybody keeps the boxes "just incase"

    In many cases (myself included) im sure it is an irrational fear of getting caught/being humilliated that sparks our desire to hide our naughties. What are the chances of somebody looking for something in the exact place you hid them. unless i hang my vibrators somewhere obvious like in my wardrobe on a hanger or in the desk drawers nobody would go near them because they dont know where else to look for the everyday stuff they need to borrow (ie makeup remover, handbags...) 

    for now its still the bedside drawers/ under the pillow/ on the shelf in the bathroom (mad trolly dash to put it all away when visitors are coming) but at home discretion is nice.

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     im quiet close to my mum so think id just have to talk to her about it,

    only thing id be worried about is her telling the restof the family lol 

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    This isn't exactly about hiding toys from parents, but I was wondering if those of you who live with parents or nosy housemates keep the boxes your toys come in? Would you be happy to just put them in the bin, even though someone could come across them? Or do you have a special way of getting rid of them?

    Just thought I'd ask for advice as my toy chest is full so I want to get rid of some original boxes I don't need - not sure how I'd explain a Dildo box if my mum found it though haha

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    I'm moving back to my mums in 2 months, I have a full toy box (at least 12 toys and the same in  sets of lingerie).

    I also have a 7 year old sis who will no doubt be inquisitive - what do you suggest

    I was thinking a lockable flight case (would need to be quite big thought = expensive), or a lockable filing cabinet...

    x..x

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