• Tester coming soon - HELP!

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    Much as I hate to admit this, I am floundering in a sea of ignorance and don't know what to do!

    The lovely Alice has sent a sex toy out for me to test, and I have no experience to draw on.

    It's a double dildo.

    What are you supposed to do with one, assuming you don't have a couple of handy lesbians tucked away in your wardrobe (I don't, by the way!) - it's just me and Mrs Monster. So, how do we use it? How do we rate it? Is there anything we definitely shouldn't try with one?

    Help me, Orgasm Army, you're my only hope!

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