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Best of Sex Toys TV!

Carly
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As some of you may have already heard, there are lots of new Sex Toys TV videos!

Having been a 'runner' on the set during filming, I saw the creation of some really useful and some really funny videos!

Here are my favourites:

Inflatable Stud Dildo 10 Inch - I must admit, I was a little bit confused by inflatable dildos until I saw this!

The Great American Challenge - Watch as 'The Hands' (like a kinky version of The Stig) fondles one of our biggest dildos!

16 Inch Extreme Dildo with Suction Cup - You don't realise how big 16 inches is until you see these!

Magical Ball Sex Machine - Absolutely hilarious!

Cupids Arrow Sex Machine - I've never seen the Prof look so intrigued!

Utensil Race Extreme Life Size Realistic Japanese Vagina and Ass - Looks like 'The Hands' might be enjoying themselves a bit too much!

Doc Johnson Jenna's UR3 Breasts - It's a tough job but someone's got to do it!

And there's still more to come!

Post your new favourites and your old classics here!!

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Oh Carly,

They say laughter is the best medicine!

I've had tears running down my face with some of the clips, especially the magic ball sex machine.

LoveHoney, you are simply the nuttiest, funniest, most tongue-in-cheek, riotous bunch of people,

Thank you!

Laughing longlegs xx

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 Thank you Carly.  Me n Mr HP just got in after a hard week at work and we're now both rolling around the floor helpless with laughter.    Just what we needed. 

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The hands? Pft- you just gave the prof a manicure didn't you?

I want a magic eight ball machine- that looks good! And the cupids arrow- I was waiting for him to pretend it was a lightsaber...

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That magic ball sex machine rocks!  I nearly let out a little bit of we I was laughing so hard.  It'd be great for keeping the flys away or mixing your Magaretta.   Watch it again & just imagine a Sooty or Sweep puppet on it!

If any girl can take that full 16" dong I would be impressed, it must be pressing on the back of her eye balls!

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Some of these toys the Prof is demonstrating are dangerous.  Surley a hard hat & goggles are required for the poor bloke, he looks terrified!  That cupids arrow could have your eye out!   Explain that to the insurance company: I was stabbed in the eye back a pneumatic cock!

Keep em cuming, they're great! How about some boy toys?

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sublimelonglegs wrote:

Oh Carly,

They say laughter is the best medicine!

I've had tears running down my face with some of the clips, especially the magic ball sex machine.

LoveHoney, you are simply the nuttiest, funniest, most tongue-in-cheek, riotous bunch of people,

Thank you!

Laughing longlegs xx

Magic Ball Sex Machine, hell forget that where the hell did you find that awesome table !!!!

TB

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Just watched the prof and the sex machine, hilarious but who the hell is going to pay nearly £200 for that?!

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the prof is having fun with that cupids arrow sex machine ha!

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Oh my word, those first couple are bloody massive. That video of the Prof had me in stiches, so funny!

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I'm sure there is another thread around, but I can't find it. So this one will do.

Just watched the Hands Free Spider video. *Likes*

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=22419

And since I can't find the other thread, I'd better re-share this Lh video jem!

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=8657

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^^ Richard is never going to live that one down, is he!

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Avrielle_Aniko wrote:

I'm sure there is another thread around, but I can't find it. So this one will do.

Just watched the Hands Free Spider video. *Likes*

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=22419

And since I can't find the other thread, I'd better re-share this Lh video jem!

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=8657

Just watched that, it is sooooooooo funny! 

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Avrielle_Aniko wrote:

^^ Richard is never going to live that one down, is he!

 No way! Imagine going home and being asked how your day was....

He says pretty good, did some stock check and some returns, oh and had a dildo ejaculate on me!

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Too easy to *rewind - play - rewind - play - rewind - play*

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MasqueradeMinx wrote:

Avrielle_Aniko wrote:

^^ Richard is never going to live that one down, is he!

 No way! Imagine going home and being asked how your day was....

He says pretty good, did some stock check and some returns, oh and had a dildo ejaculate on me!

Hehe! Just another day at Lovehoney HQ!

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Avrielle_Aniko wrote:

MasqueradeMinx wrote:

Avrielle_Aniko wrote:

^^ Richard is never going to live that one down, is he!

 No way! Imagine going home and being asked how your day was....

He says pretty good, did some stock check and some returns, oh and had a dildo ejaculate on me!

Hehe! Just another day at Lovehoney HQ!

 Yep, how I would love to work there :)

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great clip its cheered me up

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Very funny! Some of the links don't appear to be working though :(

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