• Ever found someone elses?

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    Pixieking [sign in to see picture]
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    So, there are a fair few threads asking how to hide toys and where we keep them to stop folks rifling through them, but has anyone had the brain wracking moment of coming across someone elses?

    This thread is inspired by my own habit of assuming there is nothing siniser in peoples things, and the search for an art brush, leading to me discovering a thick purple dildo in my brother's miniatures toolbox. I assume it wasn't for his use, since there was a weird custom glue job going on around the base, but obviously couldn't have cared if it was.

    I carefully closed the box and minded my own buisness, rather irritated that he wasn't hiding art brushes aswell.

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    My son found a couple of 'rabbits' in my basin one morning after I'd given them a wash the night before and was intending to totally clean them the following morning.

    He's 17.

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    Pixieking [sign in to see picture]
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    I don't know whether to laugh or wince at that.

    Did he tell you he found them or did you come across him staring at them in horror?

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    I don't think my mum is the type to use toys (I know that sounds naive but I really don't think she is). I once found a pregnancy test hidden on top of the kitchen cupboard.

    Hehe Kooky. Son didn't bother with a wash that morning then? The dirty boy!

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    I've found my mum's before, but I already knew she had them before she came across them.

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    Found condoms in my dad's bedside drawer....yes stupid place to look really but he said he had some lipbalm in there I could borrow!

    Also when I was babysitting once for kids who were "under no circumstances allowed in mum's bedroom"....well I pissed one of them off (not the type of parents who insist on their kids eating their dinner *before* pudding so I was not popular for insisting!) she ran up to her mum's room, lay next to the bed crying and playing with her mum's silver dildo. Needless to say I said she could have her pudding now as long as she washed her hands first!

    Adx

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    Alicia D'amore wrote:

    Found condoms in my dad's bedside drawer....yes stupid place to look really but he said he had some lipbalm in there I could borrow!

    Also when I was babysitting once for kids who were "under no circumstances allowed in mum's bedroom"....well I pissed one of them off (not the type of parents who insist on their kids eating their dinner *before* pudding so I was not popular for insisting!) she ran up to her mum's room, lay next to the bed crying and playing with her mum's silver dildo. Needless to say I said she could have her pudding now as long as she washed her hands first!

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    oh gosh! i hope she forgets about this before she grows up!

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    Inara14 wrote:

    Alicia D'amore wrote:

    Found condoms in my dad's bedside drawer....yes stupid place to look really but he said he had some lipbalm in there I could borrow!

    Also when I was babysitting once for kids who were "under no circumstances allowed in mum's bedroom"....well I pissed one of them off (not the type of parents who insist on their kids eating their dinner *before* pudding so I was not popular for insisting!) she ran up to her mum's room, lay next to the bed crying and playing with her mum's silver dildo. Needless to say I said she could have her pudding now as long as she washed her hands first!

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    oh gosh! i hope she forgets about this before she grows up!

    She must have only been about 6ish so probably won't remember.

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    Went to move a bed in a house i was painting found a big dildo in the bed and a dog collar and whip in a bag by the bed

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    Alicia D'amore wrote:

    Inara14 wrote:

    Alicia D'amore wrote:

    Found condoms in my dad's bedside drawer....yes stupid place to look really but he said he had some lipbalm in there I could borrow!

    Also when I was babysitting once for kids who were "under no circumstances allowed in mum's bedroom"....well I pissed one of them off (not the type of parents who insist on their kids eating their dinner *before* pudding so I was not popular for insisting!) she ran up to her mum's room, lay next to the bed crying and playing with her mum's silver dildo. Needless to say I said she could have her pudding now as long as she washed her hands first!

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    oh gosh! i hope she forgets about this before she grows up!

    She must have only been about 6ish so probably won't remember.

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    But when her mum got in that night she thought "Hey! My big silver dildo has moved, WHY THE HELL has Ad been looking in my room!".

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    Alicia D'amore [sign in to see picture]
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    There's a point - I didn't know where she'd found it so left it where the girl left it. But never mind....that was the first time I looked after the kids but it wasn't the last so I guess she never noticed.

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    Good thing too.... if she had I'm guessing you would have been persona-non-grata all around town.

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    A while ago I stumbled across my daughter's rabbit in her top draw while I was putting things away. It didn't really shock me as I would imagine most people have toys.

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    I found my dad's elephant-shaped novelty thong. That was bad enough for me.

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    violeteyes wrote:

    not sex toys, but i found my dads porn all the time- i was at an age where i didnt really know what sex was so it was a bit of a shock!

    Same here, my dad must have got his porn from someone at work because it was always in his work bag. When my parents would go out at the weekend, i would watch the porn and wank myself silly! Back when it was video tapes, it was always a pain in the ass trying to put the tape back to where he had last watched it, so he wouldn't catch on that i had watched it.

    Found condoms as well, and did the stupid thing of opening one up to see what it looked like. Nothing was said, but they did change hiding places :)

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    Recently, a group of us were hanging out in a friend's room, and my male friend was searching through a drawer in this girl's bedside table from something. Then all of a sudden he must've accidentally hit a button on a certain item in the drawer, and the bedside table started making a buzzing noise and shaking, haahah. That was pret-ty awkward.

    xx

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    the worse thing for me was finding condoms in my grandads bedsude draw when i was about 14. my dad was never very good at hiding his porn videos anytime you used to move any furniture you would find some

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    Back when I was in University I was looking for some sticky tape in my flatmate's room, and found a red rubber vibrator in her drawer, this put a smie on my face hehe

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    i was helping my friend move out of the house he shared with his friend... i found an entire box of toys, which included LOTS double ended things... which is how i found out that my friend was gay, and that i wasn't helping him move out of his house which he shared with his friend... i was helping him dramatically break up with his boyfriend O___O

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    LoveHoney - Hella Rouge wrote:

    Found my mother's realistic vibrator under her bed and pornographic polaroids in her jewellery box. Lols!

    Oooo much worse than finding a toy.

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