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flirtybabe
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at home all that kind of stuff is in a locked box at the back of my wardrobe :D at uni though theyre just in my underwear drawer..theres no need to hide them from little brothers here lol

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well i knew someone who cut open their mattress and puttheirs in there and my friend has an inquisitive 12 year old who snuck into her and her partners room, stole her vibrator, she didnt know what it was but i remember going round and her daughter came running in and was like mum mm im sorry ive broke this she was crying and her vibrator was wigginling away - she thought she had broke it in half and its wiggiling was it being broken i was in fits, she was embarrassed and was trying to comfort her daughter and all the while i was in tears

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pray that this doesnt happen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZ-or-BP8Go

seriously funny

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I have a box under my bed that says "You probably don't want to look here." People kind of get the picture. I live with two other chicks and they know what I do.

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I keep all mine in a cupboard (my 'cupboard of depravity' :P), these days -- but I thankfully don't have the problem of inquisitive sprogs.

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Hi Im kinda new to the forums I read all the time but dont really join in I have done a couple of reveiws but thats about all the posting I've done/

Back on topic tho I have heavy drawers under my bed and atm thats where I keep mine so they are at hubbys hand when he wants to play (usually always).

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Just hope you don't get your car nicked !

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^Ooh the entertainment value... I'd want to see the joyriders face when s/he found them!

My toys are hideously unhid. Home ones are in a primark bag in an unlocked cupboard (although they're below my diary, so if my flatmates broke in they'd be more interested in reading that lol). The ones at the boyfriends are in a bedside drawer, but luckily he lives alone :)

That said, my handcuffs are attached to my headboard. University student- lets me get away with it!

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Camper, its £200+. Can you imagine going thru airport security with that lot. Not to mention my kids wanting to borrow a suitcase..Pmsl

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We have a wooden chest we call a sex box, I think it was a B&Q job which I stained. Looks good. When it gets full we have an old tin chest lined up.

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I hide mine in the top cupboard of my wardrobe. No one ever looks in there. As far as my familiy are concerned my old Mega Drive and Gamecube consoles are in there XP

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OMG... this is priceless: http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=kAI3HiOFtQ4&feature=related

I've got no inquisitive kids, but I'm really careless with mine! I usually keep them in my bottom drawer, but at night when I'm done, I just put it on the floor to put away in the morning. Not so good when your housemate comes in to wake you up - but my room was such a mess, I doubt she saw it!

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I actually keep mine in a shoe box under the bed. Shoeboxes are very inconspicuous. I recently lined it with a ziplock bag. Ha! I'm actually looking to get a storage with sterilized, water and mold resistant lining.

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Hi Everyone!
I keep mine on a high shelve in the bedroom since my little one found my vibrator in the night stand drawer. She came out giggling with it in her hand (she was almost 1)! How come they always laugh, like they know what it is????

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I dont have the problem of hidding stuff from kids as i dont have any, but my bf's father came to stay with us for quite a while so we had to find a place to keep all the toys and stuff we didn't want him to find! Ended up putting everything on the top shelf of the cupboard and piling loads of stuff infront of it so noone could get in there!

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At the moment i use a case from LH (http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=2459).  But i think i will defintely need a bigger one soon :0

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I keep mine in a locked drawer in my dressing table, noone even goes near it, I think they lock makes people weary and maybe even give it away

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we keep ours locked away in a special bag which is hidden deep within the closet lol nobody will ever know hehe feels really naughty keeping secrets from the family

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I love naughty lil secrets, they're the best

Viva
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definately the best type :)

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