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gotta confess that it was Deep Throat. I know how cliched that sounds, but it really was that. it was not a new movie at all. I was a freshman and it was playing on VHS in an off campus house in which a bunch of guys lived, and I must admit I was pretty transfixed by the 2 scenes I saw. one was the famous scene in which Linda Lovelace discovers that her clit is in a mighty strange place. what she does to Harry Reems in that scene had me thinking he was the luckiest dude on earth. I'd had blowjobs, of course, but this was something else again. I still remember the music in a scene where she gets totally nailed in the butt (doggystyle) by one guy, while another dude eats her out from below. that was pretty hot too. I'm pretty sure those images must have fueled many a feverish jackoff session for a while.

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ok so my mum was away for the weekend and me and my girlfriend where all alone we was about 15. We was so bored and wanted to watch a film (a normal film). so we went into my mums room to see what she had, and my girlfriend found a movie called virtual encounters and we just assumed it was a normal movie so we layed on my bed and watched and to discover the worst porn ever made, the acting was terrible and the story, what story it was terrible.

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my first movie was real hardcore I was 15 it was called violation of vagrant virgins a must for young boys best sex education movie there is

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ive seen so many i cant remember
have you checked out www.pornpimps.com its got loads of free porn pics, and vids and there all free, no signing up nothing i love it the best site its got everything agirl and boy lol would want

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mine was a really bad soft-core on cinemax. pretty much everyone knows that at 9o'clock it turns to skinemax. Well, you don't know that if you're 10.

It was about a pool boy who worked for this super rich guy. the rich guy had a daughter and a wife (step mom, not real mom of the daughter) and was banging the maid. the pool boy had a thing for the daughter, the maid, and the wife. Big nice foursome fantasy scene. For softcore, it was pretty hot.

Then the daughter catches the maid and the dad in the shower (not so hot, the maid's face was all scrunched up and she looked like it hurt, and was angry at him)

Well, in the end, step mom and maid shoot rich guy, pool boy stops evil plot to steal rich guy's money, and daughter (the ONLY one who wore undies in the ENTIRE movie) rewards him with standing sex by the piano.

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My first movie was Linda Lovelace's Deepthroat, the only problem it was in German.

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pussytalk,it was quiet funny as the womens pussy would talk,you would see her pussy and it would be saying fuck me and other dirty things,it was more funny than a turn on,mind you i was young at the time when i saw that film.just image girls if our pussy could talk ,how many of you would have some explaining to do.To be honest i wouldn,t even like to image it.

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My first porn film(s)were as a very young fresh faced police officer...having to check films we'd seized one day from a sex shop raid....seem to think the first was something like "inside Desiree Cousteau..." which caused a little blush over my face as I was the only female officer...the second film....."animal farm.." left me shell shocked for days...Ah....how nice it was to be young and innocent....

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My first boyfriend in high school showed me a porn tape that had an alien theme. I don't remember the name, or much about it. We pretty much got horny very fast and fucked right there on his bed with his parents downstairs.

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Good question! My first was when I was about 13 and I watched it with the mayor of our town's son who was a fair bit older and said it was okay if I wanted to wank off with him whilst watching it! (i found out he was gat some time later). Actually I still know him and he's a top bloke!!

It was called The Desires Within Young Girls and I vaugely remember the storyline was a mother trying to marry off her two daughters to a rich man.

Good stuff!

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Mine was a rather cheesy porn film called 'latina screw sluts number something' (I think). It was found by my mate in his house. Don't know who's it was.

This was at school so provoked alot of interest. Being his best mate I got to keep it. If I am honest it was more for business than pleasure. I sensed an oppurtunity!

A class load of horny teenage boys wanting my new DVD, a DVD-R (which not everyone had) and a couple of blank DVDs and I was off! I made lots! . I also sold chewing gum, that made me even more!

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Mine was when i was about 10, and it was called Angel of the Island, was various scenes, a real old video, i stole it from my brother, lol.

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Well onc e l'd gotten over the realisation that Walkabout didn't fit the genre, l went on the prowl and found some American tapes on Brick Lane market. Wet and Working with Jeanna Fine and some close girly friends saw me shoot spunk buckets for several years, god she was a hottie!!

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Well the first meorable one and its called debby does dallas .and everything else he he

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I can't remember how old I was, probably very early teens, but the film was something I found in my dad's cupboard. It was pretty old, Norwegian and VERY 80s, lol. Big hair, bad clothes, the whole deal. I imagine it probably turned me on even though I skipped some bits because they grossed me out.

Before that though I'd discovered a softcore film called Secrets and also the movie Breathless. That's not actual porn but the sex scene was pretty good for a mainstream movie.

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My first film that I can remember watching was Fanny Hill - more of a bawdy than a dirty film!! I was 18 years old, newly engaged and it was in the Isle of Man.

There was security on the door to ensure no minors got it, and I seem to remember a few dirty macs hanging round the outside after!!

That was a good night - after the film!!

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Apart from the odd really poor quality tapes that were seakily glimpsed at at mates houses, there dads 70s mucky vids, older brothers stash etc....  The first porno I ever watched proper, was a tape of the Red Hot dutch channel I found when baby sitting.  The tape was labeled Italian Job.. more like BLOW job.  I wanked myself like a spider monkey over than tape (obvously when the kid was in bed!), for three years of baby sitting I always watched that tape!  Phwoar. AND I GOT PAID!

The first porno I ever owned was Private, blondes on fire.  I was more than happy with copies of Club & Mayfair till is was around 17.

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The first porn film i saw was quite disturbing now i think back on it, i was about 8 years old and it was a video that belongs to my friends dad who had loads, and i mean loads, stashed away under the stairs.

The film was what i can now define as an adult as being a snuff film. Pretty grim stuff for a young'n to see.

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My hubby and me have never bought, or watched , a porn film together.   Someone gave him a Ben dover dvd and I actually broke it in half,  the man is like a very creepy paedo "uncle" I'm afraid, leering at young girls the same age as my daughter.

 I've ordered the lovers guide box set from t'net as it was £10,  I'm more interested in reality and how to make sex even better, not pouty girls with bored experessions and ugly men who have to jack themselves off at the end just to be able to come. 

From the bits we've watched on tv, like laid bare etc.  it's soo formulaic -   blow job / bit of oral for her, stupid, unrealistic fucking positions, lots of VERY annoying moaning and  "oh baby's" then anal, always anal.

I've even looked at Petra joy and Anna Span for the female pov but I  have to say it did little for me, don't like to see two men ( or more) with a girl and not keen on two girls/one guy either.   It doesn't take much to put me off and get me annoyed - spitting and two guys in one girl are the worst,  two men in such close proximity to each other is just yuckky and if there's a man looking on and wanking off, then bleurgh!!!

I've always wondered why men like to see other men ejaculate , it seems VERY odd to me.

What DO men like about porn?   My hubby doesn't watch it so can't tell me, other than the obvious - naked female flesh.

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 My first ever porn film was a video that an ex had "borrowed" from his mate. It was an early Emmauell. It was dubbed over with english translation and the quality was poor but I loved it. Still have it today and occassionly like to break it out just to remember the old days!!!!

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