Fleshlights

"designed to provide the most realistic vaginal intercourse sensation ever created." admittely re: the lotus texture

You're basically saying my expectations are unrealistic. What I'm saying is that with tag lines such as the one quoted above my expecatations aren't based on pure fantasy.

Seems a can of worms this one- now there's a thought !! Less artificial is a hard one in this context, but l do recall Bilad sucks saying he wedged his twixt mattress and bed, and lets his imagination kick in- might that be a solution sex couple.

TB

sxe_couple21 wrote:

"designed to provide the most realistic vaginal intercourse sensation ever created." admittely re: the lotus texture

You're basically saying my expectations are unrealistic. What I'm saying is that with tag lines such as the one quoted above my expecatations aren't based on pure fantasy.

I thought that pretty much everybody was aware that the entire purpose of advertising is to get you to buy the product by whatever means possible.  Advertising needs strict regulations about what they are allowed to say, because without regulation, they will lie to you outright.  As it is, advertising lies as much as it can get away with, and I thought that pretty much everybody knew that.  I mean, think of used car salesmen, insurance salesmen, those are all professions which have been filled with people who are notoriously untrustworthy, and it's all to do with selling.

I could tell you that I was a 19 year old blonde, 36-24-36, and particularly keen on fucking less attractive married men.  Would you believe me, just because I said it?

Those words in the advertising are very carefully constructed to imply realism without promising it.  I could say I made something which was "designed to be the most realistic fake ever created".  That doesn't promise that my fake is realistic or even real.  The key words there are "designed to be" and "ever created".

If a person could prove that there was a product already designed which was more realistic than theirs, then the fleshlight people would have had to stop saying it.

I'm not blaming you for being fooled.  The phrasing is very sneaky, the ploy is very cleverly designed to deceive, and I wouldn't be surprised if the company expects complaints to be minimal because of the embarrassment quotient of the topic.  I think you should complain to them, actually.

There is a famous latin phrase which might be of help to you:

caveat emptor |?emp?tôr|

noun

the principle that the buyer alone is responsible for checking the quality and suitability of goods before a purchase is made.

ORIGIN early 16th cent.: Latin, literally ‘let the buyer beware.’

I'd like to suggest that this thread is moving offtopic and is running into the danger of becoming a bit argumentative.  Suggest it's best to discuss the actual pros and cons of fleshlights, not the wider issues!

TB - been there done that.

Imelda - Don't worry I'm done.

Hmmm, fleshlights are pretty wank aren't they !?  boom boom.

There are so many different combos of fleshlight with opening, width, texture & material (each one feels different), I have a mocha STUI & a gold WW fleshlight .  The gold is really soft & does give a fabulously realistic feeling if used right. Each person will proably experience them differently. 

I suspose some of it is down to size of your trouser monkey. but also how sensitive we are & how you use them.  If you warm the fleshlight up in warm water, warm the lube up too it feels much more realistic.   Also how many of us actually whack off at the same tempo & style that we make love at!?  Probably none!

I'm a fan & I think it is down to the model you buy more than anything.

Lubyanka wrote:

sxe_couple21 wrote:

"designed to provide the most realistic vaginal intercourse sensation ever created." admittely re: the lotus texture

You're basically saying my expectations are unrealistic. What I'm saying is that with tag lines such as the one quoted above my expecatations aren't based on pure fantasy.

I thought that pretty much everybody was aware that the entire purpose of advertising is to get you to buy the product by whatever means possible.  Advertising needs strict regulations about what they are allowed to say, because without regulation, they will lie to you outright.  As it is, advertising lies as much as it can get away with, and I thought that pretty much everybody knew that.  I mean, think of used car salesmen, insurance salesmen, those are all professions which have been filled with people who are notoriously untrustworthy, and it's all to do with selling.

I could tell you that I was a 19 year old blonde, 36-24-36, and particularly keen on fucking less attractive married men.  Would you believe me, just because I said it?

 

Those words in the advertising are very carefully constructed to imply realism without promising it.  I could say I made something which was "designed to be the most realistic fake ever created".  That doesn't promise that my fake is realistic or even real.  The key words there are "designed to be" and "ever created".

If a person could prove that there was a product already designed which was more realistic than theirs, then the fleshlight people would have had to stop saying it.

I'm not blaming you for being fooled.  The phrasing is very sneaky, the ploy is very cleverly designed to deceive, and I wouldn't be surprised if the company expects complaints to be minimal because of the embarrassment quotient of the topic.  I think you should complain to them, actually.

There is a famous latin phrase which might be of help to you:

caveat emptor |?emp?tôr|

noun

the principle that the buyer alone is responsible for checking the quality and suitability of goods before a purchase is made.

ORIGIN early 16th cent.: Latin, literally ‘let the buyer beware.’

er..emptore l think !

TB

Mucky Duck wrote:

Hmmm, fleshlights are pretty wank aren't they !?  boom boom.

He he well done Mucky for cheering this thread up!

Lubyanka wrote:

There is a famous latin phrase which might be of help to you:

caveat emptor |?emp?tôr|

noun

the principle that the buyer alone is responsible for checking the quality and suitability of goods before a purchase is made.

ORIGIN early 16th cent.: Latin, literally ‘let the buyer beware.’

tallboy247 wrote:

er..emptore l think !

Normally, Nice Jewish Girls(tm) are not taught Latin at school.  Whether or not I actually fit that description, Latin was  nevertheless omitted from my formal education.  I pasted the term and definition from Dictionary.app, so you can blame the Dictionary.app people at Apple ...  and you may sue me for being off topic.  :)

Nope checked caveat emptor- buyer beware!! checked in two dictionaries b4 posting. Who is taught Latin these or those days??? Very litigious minded of you there Lubyanka l am sure it wont come to that !!

TB

You sure speak purdy, TB!

bringing back an old thread , do these Fleshlights work if you have a shortish appendage , i was looking at the pictures of them , and they seem to be very long indeed , and would accomodate a huge length so to speak,

so what i'm saying really , if i'm 5 inches long will they work for me ?

is there a version which is better for a shorter member ?

All I've heard is that the Lotus is better if you can reach the end, apart from that look back through this thread as someone who has a hell of a lot more of them than me suggested the best inserts...

Hi VonRichter

I'm the guy sxe_couple is refering to.

I've got nine of them (as I always say - yes they are THAT good) and the tenga flip.

The best fleshlight for any lad - regardless of size is the super ribbed. Dont just take my word for it - check the ILF website and you will see they also rate it their best insert. But dont forget to order it from LoveHoney not ILF as it is way cheaper and you dont run the risk of being hit with import charges.

For an even better twist buy it in the ICE sleeve so you can watch your self pumping it.

But which ever one you buy - I know you 'll enjoy it :-)

Hi Nexas

My views are well documented in that I think the Fleshlights are way way better.

*Gets ready for dirty look from sxe_cple :-) *

They are half the price of the Tenga.

The sensation for me (and most of my jack off buddies is way way better if you buy the right ones - eg the super ribbed, I cannot stress this enough! Do not buy the pink lady (ie smooth inside at any cost!)

True the tenga is easier to clean and you can put pressure on different parts of your cock - but the sensation just isnt as good. And is it worth twice the price - definitely not...

I have made an offer to demonstrate this to sxe_cple but so far he has not taken my offer up haha

to demonstrate what bilad?

I'm still tempted by trying to find the most realistic one I can, you're going to throw me dirty looks now as the Paris Lotus will be winging its way our direction when its back in stock!

sxe cple - dont waste your money on the lotus for reasons ive said before

yes it may look like a porno pussy but u only get the best sensation on the part of your cock over 7"

just buy the super ribbed - one you havent got yet and the best by far

and to demonstrate what? well if thats you in the pic i dream of pinning you down and milking you in my super ribbed to prove just how good they are.

i know it wont happen but a lad can dream :-)

Ha, I don't think my g/f would let you get the chance i'm afraid!

....i'll ponder my next purchase further...

 According to kvetch, the Tenga Standard Edition Deep Throat Onacup is the most realistic feeling toy he's ever experienced.

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=12446

For a tenner, I reckon it's worth a try at least.  :)

i'm really thinking about getting my guy one of those Tenga Onacup things... are they really that good?

x