• My bum swallowed it!

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    Gem276 [sign in to see picture]
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    So I bought this http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=29228 and got it in once I was sufficiently relaxed I got it in and begun to ride my fella and lean back a little so that he could position this little beauty on my clit http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=32674 as I was getting more and more excited my body was pushing it out so I was pushing it back in and then my bum swallowed it! After 4 attempts I got my finger and thumb in to fish it out (it was slippery due to lube) as it was back out in a few mins I'd be happy to use it again, but does anyone have any tips please? The Queen of anal will I'm sure be able to offer me her two cents xx

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    mysteron [sign in to see picture]
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    Sorry Gem !

    That was so funny and fell off my chair laughing.

    I am sure it wasn't funny for you though .

    I think it highlights the problem of using non anal designed toys when this can happen with one that is .

    I am sure you'll get some hepful responses

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    Shy-Bee [sign in to see picture]
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    Oh dear, I'm sure that was a scary experience for you. I own this plug too and I felt like the flared base was big enough, however maybe your anatomy is different and you might want to try something with more of a flare? What about http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=35218 ? I don't own this toy but I have read reviews that this brand of toys make larger flared bases than usual. I don't know what else to suggest other than that but it's good that you've not let it put you off

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    LeilaK [sign in to see picture]
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    Omg Gem that must have been a scary experience. At least you got it back out ok. I have that glass butt plug, but don't use it during sex. Only use it during foreplay. This particular plug holds you open wider, that's probably why it slipped in. I prefer a smaller glass plug to wear during sex like this one
    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=31111

    I can only recomend using one with more of a flared base. Like the one shy-bee recomended.

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    Gem276 [sign in to see picture]
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    Mysteron on that is an anal designed toy! I obviously have s very accommodating anus 🙈😳 we did laugh about it after and eventually carried on without that particular butt plug! I have vibrating plugs with a bigger base but you can't really ride with those inside you, thank you for your suggestions ladies, the purple one is especially pretty! I also have http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=26278 to try during sex! He was really panicked that we would have to go to A&E, luckily I stayed calm and focussed on gravity and trying to relax to get the bugger out! 😂😂

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    Young and fun95 [sign in to see picture]
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    it does have a pretty wide neck and the base isnt defined but kind of has shoulders- so gradually becomes wider rather than being like a wall. defintiely try something with a more defined neck nad base.

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    luvved up cupple [sign in to see picture]
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    Sorry but had to have a little laugh at that.

    Looking forward to reading your review!

    Glad everything worked out OK in the end though.

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    mysteron [sign in to see picture]
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    Gem276 wrote:

    Mysteron on that is an anal designed toy! I obviously have s very accommodating anus 🙈😳 we did laugh about it after and eventually carried on without that particular butt plug! I have vibrating plugs with a bigger base but you can't really ride with those inside you, thank you for your suggestions ladies, the purple one is especially pretty! I also have http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=26278 to try during sex! He was really panicked that we would have to go to A&E, luckily I stayed calm and focussed on gravity and trying to relax to get the bugger out! 😂😂

    Yes I know it was an Anal designed toy that was the point I weas making . Thats why it horrifies me when I see people potentially using other types of toys for anal play when it went wrong with you for an Anal designed toy !

    I am relieved you didn't have to go to A & E and that you got it out yourself. Potential roleplay scenario though !

    Glad you saw the funny side of it as well , and I was a bit naughty in laughing ,so Very Very Sorry but it just made my day.

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    Lovebirds_x [sign in to see picture]
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    Oops, think you pushed a bit too hard!

    It probably happened because the base isn't that much wider than the neck. If it happens again, rather than struggling to insert a finger and thumb you could try a squatting position to 'poo' it out. Though a squat and relax rather than a squat and push generally does the trick. Less risk of scratching yourself internally. Though hopefully it won't happen again!

    Maybe a pair of tight fitting crotchless knickers could hold it in for you during sex? Then you won't pop it in yourself and hopefully it'll stay put?

    Or you could try a plug with a slim neck and wide base to eliminate the problem altogether, certainly I've never had this one venture inside nor be pushed out:

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=30819

    Or the steel version:

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=6338

    Or the larger version which is just a bit bigger than your current plug:

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=30911

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=24315

    I know I'd be scared of it happening again if it happened once, but ultimately it's up to you if you feel comfortable just sticking with what you've got :)

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    Gem276 [sign in to see picture]
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    Gotcha! I absolutely see the funny side! No need to apologise Mysteron, it is pretty damn funny!

    Brilliant advice Lovebirds, crotchless knickers might well be the way forward. I'd definitely try it again (in for a penny and all that) especially as the feelings were just so exquisite! Some great product recommendations too, thanks guys!

    Back to baking with the kids! #domesticgodess/whoreinthebedroom!

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    Terri JJ [sign in to see picture]
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    Oh dear.....how unfortunate ! I have never bought this plug because although it looks very attractive the base is , in my opinion, not big enough.....and the neck is too thick in comparison. A plug a nice thin neck and a larger base is much safer and will stay where it's supposed too.

    If you do lose anything up your bum a tiny, and I mean tiny, bit of washing up liquid mixed with a little water squirted up there should ensure that you can push it out easily xx

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    Gem276 [sign in to see picture]
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    Thanks Terri, that's sounds like you have lost things up there too? X

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    slinky binky [sign in to see picture]
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    Oh my life! You poor lass. It's a good job that you managed to remain calm as I'm sure panic would result in it traveling further. Waw, fairplay wanting to get straight back on the horse and all that! Im in shock i think it would put me off for life lol! I dont have any great advice as alls been advised brilliantly by the others. I do love the purple/pink plug, it's been in my list ever since I can remember, think I'll grab it in my next order! 😃
    Have you read Terri's review on it? Had me in stitches!
    I always prefer glass anally than silicone or tps, the feelings are so incredibly out of this world.
    So glad you're not put off and you're ready to ride another plug asap hunni 💟xx

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    Randy101 [sign in to see picture]
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    I have several anal plugs that I do not trust 100%.

    They were okay when I 1st started but I haved moved to bigger things now.

    I still like to use them but am always checking.

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    Terri JJ [sign in to see picture]
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    Gem276 wrote:

    Thanks Terri, that's sounds like you have lost things up there too? X

    Never....and most things I use anally now are much to big to disappear but I know quite a few people who have so you're definitely not alone ! xx

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    Rimmer57 [sign in to see picture]
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    I know we've tried this one, and after the 1st time it was confined to the back of the draw, never has it been out since, we just felt safe with it, Now we make sure they have a good flared base to them.
    Luckally ( touch wood) we've never had your experience.

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    SquirtyPanda [sign in to see picture]
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    Lol, we've all been there! I have at least. Awkward and mood killing 😆....

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    Oh great, reading about all these mishaps about anal toys has got me worried now as I've just bought our first anal toy for me and my girlfriend!

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    mysteron [sign in to see picture]
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    dmaccd2 wrote:

    Oh great, reading about all these mishaps about anal toys has got me worried now as I've just bought our first anal toy for me and my girlfriend!

    If it's got a big base you will be fine

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    Time4fun [sign in to see picture]
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    I would have gone directly to panic mode and then sent out message to these forums titled "Emergency Butt Plug Removal Required" and just hope that no one was having too much fun and could therefore offer advice. This butt plug is on my wishlist but now I'm having second thoughts.

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