• Colt Mega Dildo - keep getting fault units

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    Randy101 [sign in to see picture]
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    I am the only person that keeps getting faulty ones?

    I bought one last week and it half died after a few days.

    I got it replaced as per the usual excellent LH customer service.

    Today I have just got the replacement, but the off button does not work.

    Now I have to send it back for the 2nd time :(

    I really like this toy if only I could get one that is not faulty!!

    Is there a general quality assurance problem with this toy?

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    Terri JJ [sign in to see picture]
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    Have you read any reviews on this ? Its not a product I'm familiar with but just wondering if anyone has written about issues with it ? x

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    Randy101 [sign in to see picture]
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    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=31805

    It has 3 reviews all very good.

    Maybe I am just unlucky to get a bad batch?

    Now I know why I don't win the lottery!

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    Terri JJ [sign in to see picture]
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    Randy101 wrote:

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=31805

    It has 3 reviews all very good.

    Maybe I am just unlucky to get a bad batch?

    Now I know why I don't win the lottery!

    Ooooh, I like the look of that ...I'd love that up my bum, may have to get one ;)

    Hmm...maybe as you say, you've just been unlucky. At least its easy to get a replace from here...still a niusance though. Hope its 3rd time lucky for you x

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    Randy101 [sign in to see picture]
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    It's a very nice toy.

    I was pleased with myself for being able to take it!

    It reaches the parts other toys cant' reach ;)

    Now I need to put my dark glasses on and go to the post office again.

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    Terri JJ [sign in to see picture]
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    Oh dear lol x

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    KittenFeatures [sign in to see picture]
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    I can't help you with whether other people have or not - but I don't think that LH post reviews about faulty toys or lingerie. I've heard on a few forums and have one of my own reviews in limbo due to this. They will just replace the item for you. I'd just keep hopes up for a working one - worst comes to worst, you can get your money back. :3

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    Yes, I can confirm, mentioning faults in product reviews is a big no at Lovehoney, so you will never read of problematic product issues on here.

    I have had 2 of the same LH bullet once not working properly, the third one sent out was a different bullet (the original faulty ones got discontinued meantime) that is still today one of my favourite toys. I also had a set of glass Kegel eggs that seamed to have scratches on their surface, but the third one sent out in replacement was fine enough for me to keep. Other than these I usually don't have problems with products bought on here, and I do have a very extensive purchase history!

    So I hope the third one will work as promised, I can assure you from my own experience that it is not Lovehoney-like to stock faulty products at all!

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    Purring-Pussy [sign in to see picture]
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    A couple of the reviews mention that you have to make sure the battery compartment is twisted on correctly or it wont work.

    I'd like to buy this myself!

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    Randy101 [sign in to see picture]
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    I know that sometimes you can get a bad batch of anything and I don't blame LH in any way.

    Their returns policy is excellent.

    Now looking foward to next week when I hope to get my next one :)

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    A quick update.

    Today I got the new replacement and it is perfect.

    Now I have the bank holiday to fully test it

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