So my boyfriend very nearly sent a rude text message the other morning, detailing our previous nights antics - saying how he loved me kissing, scratching, biting and sucking him. And how he loved watching me play with myself and how he liked me coming with him inside me!!! He had written out the whole message and was about to hit the send button before he noticed my dads name at the top of his screen! HOW EMBARRASSING WOULD THAT HAVE BEEN?!?! We had a good laugh about it. And extremely releived he noticed! Think that's the worst text he could send to the worst person.