• Favourite Anonymous Gifts?

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    Caliente [sign in to see picture]
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    Sum Sub wrote:


    That's what I tell myself. In reality I have no friends and everyone hates me.

    I think you know this isn't true. x

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    Purring-Pussy [sign in to see picture]
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    Sum Sub wrote:

    I don't get gifts. Anonymous or otherwise.
    This suits me as I have extremely specific tastes and even my OH has given up on trying to surprise me.
    That's what I tell myself. In reality I have no friends and everyone hates me.

    awwww, I love you Sub x

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    Sum Sub [sign in to see picture]
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    Thanks for your kind words lovebirds cherries and mermaid (and everyone else).
    I'd hope by now the forum regulars be able to read my posts in the spirit they're intended.
    I have only a few friends but that's by choice (mine and theirs) since quality really is superior to quantity in my opinion. Those I do consider as friends I would defend to the death and I think the same is true in reverse. It's true that we don't exchange gifts, and again that's kinda by agreement. Time spent with a close friend is way more valuable than their hard earned £££ on something that I'll probably do a fairly poor job of pretending I wanted.
    You guys generally get my uncensored humour since I can hide behind my lcd screen! Even so, I love you guys and I'd defend you to the death too.

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    Stuburns [sign in to see picture]
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    😭😭 aw Sub. 😭😭 I'm in bits here. We love you Sub 😘

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    Caliente [sign in to see picture]
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    Sum Sub wrote:

    Time spent with a close friend is way more valuable than their hard earned £££ on something that I'll probably do a fairly poor job of pretending I wanted.

    I couldn't agree more. Quality Time is my Love Language.

    However I did receive a very well timed anoymous gift from the Lovehoney Fairy that made me extremely happy. Just to know a kind soul is thinking of you on a bad makes a huge difference.

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    MysticalMayhem [sign in to see picture]
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    Sub. Don't make me blub.

    My best gift I've ever received is friends.

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    LittleSwitchBitch [sign in to see picture]
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    Bahaha 😂 😂 I love how your smart assed post has back fired and is getting peeps to give u squishes, Sub!

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    Sum Sub [sign in to see picture]
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    LittleSwitchBitch wrote:

    Bahaha 😂 😂 I love how your smart assed post has back fired and is getting peeps to give u squishes, Sub!

    Yes the irony is not lost on me either.
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    Caliente [sign in to see picture]
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    The more grumpy you are, the more I want to squish you, Sum Sub.

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    Caliente wrote:

    The more grumpy you are, the more I want to squish you, Sum Sub.

    +1 😂😂😂

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    Lorah13 [sign in to see picture]
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    I think a big friendly, squishy group hug for sum sub is needed. I'm sure he'd love that lol 😂😂😂

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    Vanessa8 [sign in to see picture]
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    I will join in the group hug if MM brings a cake :)

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    Amykins [sign in to see picture]
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    never had a anonymous gift off here. But i have 2 questions...

    do you get an email to let you know you're expecting a gift ? as i can be paranoid that the postman, the neighbour (a shop) will recognise / google the LH postcode. lol

    and if you dont like the gift maybe you can return it to lovehoney and the gifter gets a refund?

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    Sum Sub [sign in to see picture]
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    Amykins wrote:

    never had a anonymous gift off here. But i have 2 questions...

    do you get an email to let you know you're expecting a gift ? as i can be paranoid that the postman, the neighbour (a shop) will recognise / google the LH postcode. lol

    and if you dont like the gift maybe you can return it to lovehoney and the gifter gets a refund?

    If returned yes giftwrap gets refund. The delivery is just the same as if you'd ordered it, so you still get the email from RM in the morning.
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    Amykins [sign in to see picture]
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    ok thanks Sum Sub

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    mummymermaid [sign in to see picture]
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    Sweet Cherries wrote:

    Happy birthday Mummy Mermaid!!!

    I'm in the antipodes, have I mangled the date? Did you/are you having a lovely day?

    Sum sub, you keep saying that, I don't think it means what you think it means..

    You're a very funny person and I adore your reviews, so even though you don't know me, I still like you, so I can only imagine that your actual friends think you're the bees knees..

    Thank you very much huni. I had a lovely day xx
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    Vanessa8 wrote:

    I will join in the group hug if MM brings a cake :)

    Scorpius12 wrote:

    Caliente wrote:

    The more grumpy you are, the more I want to squish you, Sum Sub.

    +1 😂😂😂

    Sum Sub wrote:

    LittleSwitchBitch wrote:

    Bahaha 😂 😂 I love how your smart assed post has back fired and is getting peeps to give u squishes, Sub!

    Yes the irony is not lost on me either.

    Sum Sub wrote:

    Thanks for your kind words lovebirds cherries and mermaid (and everyone else).
    I'd hope by now the forum regulars be able to read my posts in the spirit they're intended.
    I have only a few friends but that's by choice (mine and theirs) since quality really is superior to quantity in my opinion. Those I do consider as friends I would defend to the death and I think the same is true in reverse. It's true that we don't exchange gifts, and again that's kinda by agreement. Time spent with a close friend is way more valuable than their hard earned £££ on something that I'll probably do a fairly poor job of pretending I wanted.
    You guys generally get my uncensored humour since I can hide behind my lcd screen! Even so, I love you guys and I'd defend you to the death too.

    Cake!!!! Hugs!!! Xxx
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    pinkanimal [sign in to see picture]
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    I've only ever had one and that was some lovely lingerie two years ago.

    It came at a time I needed cheering up. Well thought through and much appreciated x

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    MondaySixteenth [sign in to see picture]
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    If anyone wants to buy me an anonymous gift I'll be forever greatful! Hardly even get them off the OH right now as money is tight :'(

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