• Hands free automatic masturbator: do they all suck?

    talon [sign in to see picture]
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    I wanted to try out these new hands free automatic masturbators that are out there now

    After reading the reviews quite a few seem to have problems and its hard to know what is good

    Here is a list of criteria I want

    Orgasm Rating: Effective: does it feel good to use and does it do it well

    There is no real point buying the thing if it does not do its job as a masturbator

    Strength of Vibration/stroking: since a lot of the hand types uses this is has to do it well

    I didn’t want one that just sat there vibrating

    Quietness: the Autoblow maybe be an excellent toy I don’t know

    But it sounds like a jackhammer on the video

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBRyWwYkTmI (requires adult sign in to access)

    WTF I like to relax and not to have to wear earplugs, plus having neighbors knock and ask what the hell I’m doing

    I don’t think they mention that in the ad

    Material & Build Quality: feel good to use, endurance and lastability

    Some of these toys break far too easy

    I had a portable pussy which started cracking after a few times, bad product

    Ease of Use: a few of the toy have an entrance hole which is so hard to squesse into it hurts.

    Others are big bulky or just hard to set up

    (I’m only really looking for something the size of a large drink bottle or less in size)

    Cleaning: how hard it is to clean, I like to keep my playthings clean

    Independent Positive reviews: I like to know lots of other people have used the product and it works well.

    Autoblow and Mastomatic both suffer from a lack reviews which are not either on their sites or are obvious paid advertisements

    I probably buy the tenga-flip-hole although its not a hands free automatic masturbator

    It does most of what I want and its has great reviews

    talon [sign in to see picture]
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    did not know that would happen

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    KittyPurry [sign in to see picture]
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    Hiya I'm not too sure about the handsfree ones but these ones certainly get rated VERY highly by the boys:





    I brought my OH the tenga egg wavy (http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=15676) and he absolutely loves it....as long as you clean it you can get far more than one use out of it too!


    jackador123 [sign in to see picture]
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    Sadly yes handfree masturbators are quite crap I hear they just dont deliever what you want

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