• Poor realistic dildos!!!

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    mummymermaid [sign in to see picture]
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    I feel sorry for them! I got my first one today.

    ( I have a glass dildo but other than that it's vibes, bullets and a rabbit!)

    I have to say he is a good looking chap...defined head ,beautiful veins, he can stick to anything to give me pleasure! A modest 6ins long he filled me up nicely...he gave me the ride of my life I came vaginally without clit stimulation and several times with! And the shocking part is after we had done I didn't even know his name!!!!! Poor guy..nameless that he is..Will be forever used but unknown...

    ( my partner has Monica and Elle named realistic vaginas..why are the realistic dildos not named?)

    Xxx

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    mummymermaid wrote:

    I feel sorry for them! I got my first one today.

    ( I have a glass dildo but other than that it's vibes, bullets and a rabbit!)

    I have to say he is a good looking chap...defined head ,beautiful veins, he can stick to anything to give me pleasure! A modest 6ins long he filled me up nicely...he gave me the ride of my life I came vaginally without clit stimulation and several times with! And the shocking part is after we had done I didn't even know his name!!!!! Poor guy..nameless that he is..Will be forever used but unknown...

    ( my partner has Monica and Elle named realistic vaginas..why are the realistic dildos not named?)

    Xxx

    There's a lot of realistic dildos on here that are named lol

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    Well my one wasn't 😢 xx

    Actually a lot are unnamed saw one maybe two...

    Was more a joke post really..hey ho

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    mummymermaid - it's ok, you made me laugh. Glad to hear you had so much fun. I think you should give him a name, poor fella....

    I may have named one of my glass dildos, I like it so much

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    mummymermaid wrote:

    Well my one wasn't 😢 xx

    Actually a lot are unnamed saw one maybe two...

    Was more a joke post really..hey ho

    Oh ok lol sorry, kinda went over my head

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    Caliente wrote:

    mummymermaid - it's ok, you made me laugh. Glad to hear you had so much fun. I think you should give him a name, poor fella....

    I may have named one of my glass dildos, I like it so much

    That was the aim really ^^ aye I need to think of a good one he was amazing this afternoon ^^

    My glass dildo is called Mr glass hehe xx

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    hahaha I'm pleased it's not just me. :)

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    Kittycat102 wrote:

    mummymermaid wrote:

    Well my one wasn't 😢 xx

    Actually a lot are unnamed saw one maybe two...

    Was more a joke post really..hey ho

    Oh ok lol sorry, kinda went over my head

    That's okies huni...I have a strange sense of humour i think! Xx

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    Caliente wrote:

    hahaha I'm pleased it's not just me. :)

    Hehe definitely not huni xxx

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    I don't name my toys but maybe I should lol

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    Maybe just favourite ones that's what I do hehe xx

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    Lol I don't name my toys but one of my dildos - the Tantus Flurry - is referred to as "flurry" in my thoughts! I'd feel weird giving my toys male names, as my OHs name is the only name I want to associate with my orgasms!

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    I recently recieved this http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=28353 from one of my Lovehoney friends. She is really good. I have sort of called her Mia, similar to the make, but what I do find odd is that I seem to think of it as a female.

    I have no idea why I would think of a fake penis as female, but I seem to refer to it as a "her" or "she" . I guess I'm just a bit mad.

    Mad but happy!

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    My OH has named her realistic dildos.

    The biggest one is called "Phil", because that's what he does!

    She named a small one "Justin".

    Other, less witty, names: "Tyson" (thick, black dildo) and "James" (after a colleague she fancies!)

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    HappilyExperimenting wrote:

    Lol I don't name my toys but one of my dildos - the Tantus Flurry - is referred to as "flurry" in my thoughts! I'd feel weird giving my toys male names, as my OHs name is the only name I want to associate with my orgasms!

    Actually I didn't think of that...my other half seems to enjoy playing with me with this but a silly name may be a good idea rather than an actual name..I call my glass one Mr glass..so maybe this one Mr vainy hehe xxx

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    Fun Louise wrote:

    I recently recieved this http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=28353 from one of my Lovehoney friends. She is really good. I have sort of called her Mia, similar to the make, but what I do find odd is that I seem to think of it as a female.

    I have no idea why I would think of a fake penis as female, but I seem to refer to it as a "her" or "she" . I guess I'm just a bit mad.

    Mad but happy!

    Well mia is a pretty name and that's a very pretty dildo! Xxx

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    Cocklette wrote:

    My OH has named her realistic dildos.

    The biggest one is called "Phil", because that's what he does!

    She named a small one "Justin".

    Other, less witty, names: "Tyson" (thick, black dildo) and "James" (after a colleague she fancies!)

    Hehe that made me giggle lots ^^ xxx

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    a few of mine have names..

    including 'king Jenson' and 'the beast'

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    i know alot f mine arn't named but then i have too many and wouldnt be abe to remmemeber the names anyway lol

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    Just Jenson wrote:

    a few of mine have names..

    including 'king Jenson' and 'the beast'

    Oh nice ^^ xx

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