Question About Doc Johnson Briana Banks Vibrating UR3 Pussy & Ass

Hi All

I bought Doc Johnson Briana Banks Vibrating UR3 Pussy & Ass and found that I have to spread the vagina lips with both hands to get my penis in because the hole is Tiny, which is very annoying as you can imagine and very frustrating as you just want to slide in and go, has anyone had this problem? or is it the normal thing that you have to do with Vibrating UR3 Pussy & Asses? the ass hole is VERY tiny a dwarf would not even be able to get his dick in that. The Vibrator is great very powerful but when I put it in the toy there is hardly any vibrations it seems like the UR3 rubber soaks it up.

I am questioning this because if it is a faulty good e.g. it was a manufacturer fault as they made the holes much to small then obviously I would like a refund, unfortunately I have used it so I can not just send it back and get a refund unless it is a manufacturer fault.

I was just going to give LoveHoney a mouth full saying that the vagina and bum hole is to tight etc. but I thought I would ask the experts and the people who may have used this toy as well first.

Many thanks for reading this and thank you to the people who answer this.

Regards, 1984Virgin

Well, the review (dated Sept 06) attached to the product at the Lovehoney does say that it's too tight. That's what put me off and made me opt for a Fleshlight - plenty of space in those!

Hi BBG

Thanks for posting. I also read the review to but I really do love Briana Banks as I have a few porn Dvds with her in and she has a fantastic figure even though she has had allot of plastic surgery done to make herself look like that, so I thought why not give it a go and I thought as it is only one bad review it might actually be wrong, but it turned out that I was the one who was wrong:( I also bought the Doc Johnson Briana Banks Vibrating UR3 Pussy & Ass because it looks like the real thing instead of a tube thing like Fleshlight as it looks just like another ordinary masturbation toy.

I am glad you brought the Fleshlight subject up as I have a few questions to ask about it, how real does it feel? how much noise does it make as I live with my grandparents? (Briana Banks Pussy & Ass is really noisy!) and also is it a big toy, bigger than you expected? before you say anything I know it is allot cheaper then Briana Banks Vibrating UR3 Pussy & Ass. I think I am going to cry as I hate wasting money especially £130!! as you can imagine! To be honest it has put me off buying sex toys now:(

Hi again,

I should have said before - welcome!

I can totally understand if you're a big fan of hers, you must be gutted after shelling out so much dosh. If I were you I'd email Lovehoney customer care about the issue of it being too tight and unfit for use. Dont rant at them - they're very reasonable people and their customer care is first rate. That's why I trust them and buy from them myself. Just send them a calm email about it and see what they say.

The biggest problem is you used it, so I doub't you'll get a refund. But who knows, they might offer you a discount on a Fleshlight or something as a good-will gesture. Worth a try anyway.

Re the Fleshlight - go for it! It's a lot more discreet than the thing you bought and it feels very, very good indeed. It's the closest you'll get to a real vagina without a woman being there. Sometimes when I use mine the orgasm is even more intense than real sex due to adjustable vacuum. Take a look at my review, it might help you
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/orgasmarmy/male-toys/mocha-lady-fleshlight/review/11068.aspx
Give me a vote if you think it does help! :-)

Don't let your first experince put you off sex toys - some of them are dud, but that's why this site is so good, you can read honest reviews first and avoid the rubbish. So, my advice to you is go and buy a Fleshlight.

By the way, Fleshlights come in different sizes. If it aint too personal a question, how big are you? I can help steer you in the right direction for the right size of Fleshlight for your cock.

No Probs BBG

Thanks for the nice welcome even though it might have been a bit late coming lol!! Yeah I am totally gutted as I am a fan of hers, stupid manufacturer for making the holes to darn small! Yeah I think I will contact LoveHoney customer care next, I have put it off for a while as I did not know what to do next as there is a limit to what they can do because of me using it, but I only used it once that is how bad it is (and not in a good way;) no I wont rant at them mainly because I shouted and screamed first I will be surprised if you did not hear me:-D

I agree they do seem like reasonable people and first rate customer care because as I live with my grandparents I asked them if they could hand over the parcel to me quickly and they also replaced the free Buzz Bunny Dildo with jelly type cock rings which was nice of them.

Same here I doubt if I will get a refund either:-( as yeah I did use it. Yeah as you said they may give me some kind of good-will gesture hopefully. Yeah anything and everything is worth a try. Cool the Fleshlight sounds great, even better I have been looking for no strings attached sex for a long time but I seem to get closer to sex toys instead of females but I would love to have sex with a woman one day. I heard that there is an adjustable vacuum at the bottom of the fleshlight, which sounds good as I like suction on my dick as I had a bit while using my hand.

I had a look at your review thanks very helpful and very long lol. You are lucky that you were given a fleshlight. Its funny that you watched a Lesbian Sex video and the fleshlight was being tongued by a particularly sexy blonde, eagerly watched by a nervous but excited bevy of would-be sapphic sisters as I did not realise that you could get lesbian videos that showed you woman using a male sex toy.

I do not think you are the only one who is still working on the harem of lesbians, but there is still years ahead of us yet so we still have time;). Cool that it is like the real thing, right down to the little clitoris as well nice. I agree if we all bought one at the age of 16 we would try to even shag lamp posts let alone women because of being so highly sexed. Thanks for the tips about how to do it hands free sounds interesting especially the shoe method – wedge it in a shoe and place halfway down a bed.

The only thing you missed out was the quietness of it, is it loud when you masturbate with it, sort of farting like sounds because of being able to adjust the level of suction? also is it a big toy, bigger than you expected when you received it through the post? I hope you continue to Enjoy the fleshlight.

Sorry I forgot to add this bit to the end see how eager I am lol.

I will try not to let my first experience put me off sex toys but it is disheartening when you buy your first sex toy and it does not do like it promised it would do in the first place and it was not cheap either:-( as they say the more money you spend the better the product but not in my case. Ow right I did not realise that fleshlights come in different sizes, okay if I have to lol, the width of my dick is 2 inch and the length is 7 inch so you could say the average sized male. Thanks I will probably need as much help as I can because of buying a wrong sex toy but from now on if I just see one bad feedback I will steer well clear of that sex toy.

I measured my dick last night and the width is 1.5 inch I swear when I measured it last time it was 2 inch ow well I suppose that is just age for you I suppose lol. It is annoying that you can not edit your posts on here as I would not have had to of posted another post.

If that's the case I'd suggest you try this:
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=13190

It's slightly narrower than the original, which you could use also but that would be fairly loose on you, so not so realistic. I'm about 2.25 inches thick and I've been with women who are quite a bit tighter than my original fleshlight. Don't be put off by it having a 1/2 inch diameter - the rubber material these are made of is very soft and stretches miles!

There's also a guide here:
http://www.fleshlight.com/buyers-guide/#firsttime

No, they are not noisy because you can unscrew the end cap so air flows in and out and does not have to escape under pressure. I don't have mine here at the mo so I cant measure it, but from memory it's about ten inches long in total, with a diameter at the opening of around 3.5 inches.

Let me know if yo like it if you buy one - I'd be interested to know what you think. Buy plenty of water based lube too btw.

Thanks for the links and advice on which fleshlight to get, funnily enough I was looking at the fleshlights before I bought the Doc Johnson Briana Banks Vibrating UR3 Pussy & Ass and now I wish I had bought the fleshlight instead but I did want the second best to a real females vagina and bum hole and Doc Johnson Briana Banks Vibrating UR3 Pussy & Ass was the one so I thought at the time before I knew the holes were TINY!

I was interested in the Pink Lady Stamina Training Unit Fleshlight because it is newer then the Thanks for the links and advice on which fleshlight to get, funnily enough I was looking at the fleshlights before I bought the Doc Johnson Briana Banks Vibrating UR3 Pussy & Ass and now I wish I had bought the fleshlight instead but I did want the second best to a real females vagina and bum hole and Doc Johnson Briana Banks Vibrating UR3 Pussy & Ass was the one so I thought at the time before I knew the holes were TINY!

I was interested in the Thanks for the links and advice on which fleshlight to get, funnily enough I was looking at the fleshlights before I bought the Doc Johnson Briana Banks Vibrating UR3 Pussy & Ass and now I wish I had bought the fleshlight instead but I did want the second best to a real females vagina and bum hole and Doc Johnson Briana Banks Vibrating UR3 Pussy & Ass was the one so I thought at the time before I knew the holes were TINY!

I was interested in the Pink Lady Stamina Training Unit Fleshlight as the Original Pink Lady Fleshlight is old news now and I wanted the newest one out if I was going to buy it. If LoveHoney does give me a full refund as I swear it is a manufacturer fault because why would they sell UR3 Pussy & Asses if the holes are to small?! then I would think about buying the Pink Lady Stamina Training Unit Fleshlight from them.

Yeah I saw the sleeves are only 1/2 an inch in diameter, because it sounds to tight but I am glad you said these are made from a very soft rubber material and stretches for miles and by the sounds of it I can just insert my dick and away I go, no more open hole with two hands which is ridicules. The guide was great thanks. Do you know what the difference is between the Pink Lady Stamina Training Unit Fleshlight and the Mocha Lady Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit, Is it just the colour of the sleeve?

Also why are LoveHoney doing an Ice Lady Fleshlight is it the same as the Original one but in a different colour? I am glad they are not noisy because I do not want my grandparents to hear as you can imagine. Is your new girlfriend borrowing your fleshlight? lol! They said on the Fleshlight guide that the Fleshlight case is approximately 10 inches (254 mm) in length and 4 inches (102 mm) in diameter at the larger end and 2-1/2 inches (63 mm) at the smaller end. So that was a good guess by the sounds of it you use it allot because you even nearly know the size of it:-D

Sure you will be the first person I will tell if I do buy one and I will also tell you if I like it. Talking about water based lube I bought a 50ML bottle of Liquid Silk water based lube as everyone on the reviews were giving it praise as they said it feels like cum, it does not taste nasty in fact it tastes sugary, it does feel silky and it does last a long time and all you need to do is put a few drops of it on your hand and play with yourself because if you use to much you could knock yourself out even if there is a head on your dick. That is why god put a head on our penis so that we would not knock ourselves out while masturbating, true lol!

Enjoy your toys. And I will let you know what happens.

I do not know what happened above??? repeating myself about three times but I think you get the picture lol. As they say the third time is always lucky.

Don't bother with the Ice version - the rubber they use is only semi see-through and not such a good feel. Plus it looks a lot better in either pink or mocha, which is purely a colour choice and up to you. My opinion is that mocha looks a bit more like real flesh than the pink, but that's just me.

Have fun with your new Fleshlight!

I have some great news BBG LoveHoney gave me a full refund yesterday even though it took 5 working days to process when they said it would only take a few working days but at least I got a full refund so I am very happy. I am new to buying sex toys and buying them from LoveHoney I am slowly trusting them but as they say time will tell, but I look forward to a bright future with LoveHoney. I am now looking for a Mocha Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit as you said it looks more realistic then the pink colour one. I am very surprised that LoveHoney have hired there prices up allot as I can buy one for £32.95 with near enough all the perks that LoveHoney has, so maybe I will buy from them instead as there is no way I will be paying £39.99 well unless I gamble and try and sell the free toy that comes with it. Ahhh so many decisions lol.

Hi BBG

I am going to buy the Mocha Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit like you have got today because as you said the Mocha colour does represent the colour of a females real vagina as the pink insert does look to bright. I have some even better news LoveHoney have priced matched the Mocha Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit I found on another sex shop website that costs only £34.95 the similar price LoveHoney did have the item on for before they highered there prices up. Now all I need to do is buy the Mocha Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit. I am very pleased, thank you LoveHoney!! as they say trust does not happen in a day and also Rome was not built in a day.