• When parents find toys...

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    Redmosquito [sign in to see picture]
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    I haven't lived with my folks for a long time but I can't say they'd be surprised if my mum did find something when she's staying over. I used to work in an Ann Summers and they know that I used to win lots of sales competitions and the prizes were always AS products so they know we used to have a fair few items knocking about.

    When I worked there I was talking to a woman who was clutching a very full shopping basket. She explained that they were all replacements as she and her husband had loaded all their fave toys and outfits into the car and were on their way to a big swingers event in Birmingham, had stopped off for a bite to eat and their car got stolen.she said having to list the contents of the boot in the statement they gave to the police was mortifying because it filled a full page.

    Before we had kids, not long after we'd moved house some friends of my in-laws had come up and wanted to see our new house. Their then 10 year old son came running out of our room massively excited clutching a porn dvd that he'd found. Having to explain to his parents what he'd found was interesting!

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    HappyHippy [sign in to see picture]
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    i remember when my partner left our toy box on the floor and my mother accidentally kicked the lid off.

    She didn't like looking at strap ons and butt plugs for some reason :/

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    Hands All Over [sign in to see picture]
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    HappyHippy wrote:

    i remember when my partner left our toy box on the floor and my mother accidentally kicked the lid off.

    She didn't like looking at strap ons and butt plugs for some reason :/

    That last sentence made me giggle so bad. I hope she wasn't being an ass about it though.. ;)

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    Sharon Lynette [sign in to see picture]
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    When I was in my early twneties and living at home I didn't even care about stuff like this, I didn't think to hide things that much, I mean they were tucked aware but I wasn't that bothered. Fast forwards ten years and I've moved back in with my parents and living in fear of them finding anything - mainly as I feel more like a guest! I've just started to stock up on new toys after recently becoming single and am currently seeking multiple layers of storage to hide them - give me anyone else and I'll happily masturbate in front of them but the thought of my parents knowing really makes me cringe!

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    After Dark [sign in to see picture]
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    Last year I used my netball kit bag when we went away for a naughty weekend and didn't take quite enough care when emptying it before the start of the season. I pulled out my towel from the side pocket after the first training session and, yup you've guessed it, one of my toys tumbled out onto the changing room floor! Could have been embarassing, but one of my team mates simply picked it up and announced she was taking it into the shower and she may be sometime 😈

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    Friday13 wrote:

    Clockwork_Oasis wrote:

    I once bought a shoulder massager that I only ever used as a strong vibrator. Once, my ex-husband (who I swear had even seen me use it!) went and got it from under our bed when my mother-in-law was visiting with a sore neck... I had to sit there and watch her massage her neck and shoulders with something I had used for pleasure only a few hours earlier. Obviously, it was then passed around to his aunt and uncle, who also found it very satisfying.

    Ruined that toy forever.

    That's hilarious! (But also really cringey...)

    Yes... just thinking about it makes me really flustered :P But I got over it! Didn't bring that shoulder massager when I moved out though ;-)

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    After Dark wrote:

    Last year I used my netball kit bag when we went away for a naughty weekend and didn't take quite enough care when emptying it before the start of the season. I pulled out my towel from the side pocket after the first training session and, yup you've guessed it, one of my toys tumbled out onto the changing room floor! Could have been embarassing, but one of my team mates simply picked it up and announced she was taking it into the shower and she may be sometime 😈

    Thank goodness for people with that sort of relaxed confidence! Love it.

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    HappyHippy [sign in to see picture]
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    Hands All Over,

    nah.. we just agreed to never speak of it haha :D

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    Petrichor [sign in to see picture]
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    Last time I was home, I saw one of my first tiny bullets on the study windowsill, where my mum and her boyfriend spent most of their time. This bullet I had lost about 5 years earlier. What's worse is that it had once been a bright metallic colour... but I'd worn all of the paint off it down to the plastic through use. I never asked where they found it, just pocketed it and didn't bring it up.

    Unfortunately, it was a pack of three, and I've only got 2 of them. Plus I took the ears from my adrien lastic rabbit to use with a bullet and haven't been able to find them anywhere for months...

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    HinkyBitch [sign in to see picture]
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    Me and my OH have a black case and i leave it in my bedroom no doubt my mam does have a look through them she knows my sex toy collection is in their.

    i am sure she looked once and wont look back in it again. :L

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