• What's your favourite "unofficial" toy? Confession time...

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    mrd138 [sign in to see picture]
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    Bought a bottle of mead recently and the bottle neck is quite long so I reckon theres a chance thats going to be used when empty

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    kittencub [sign in to see picture]
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    mrd138 wrote:

    Bought a bottle of mead recently and the bottle neck is quite long so I reckon theres a chance thats going to be used when empty

    If its glass don't you could end very damaged.

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    Quiet ones are worse! [sign in to see picture]
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    LeilaK wrote:

    That oven glove sounds fab, where can I get one? Lol
    We've used a wooden spoon and a ruler for spanking which are great! I also bought a plastic fly swatter from the pound shop but I've still to try it out 😉

    (Fly swatter) It's not one of those electronic zapper ones is it,, that could give you a buzz?

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    Quiet ones are worse! wrote:

    LeilaK wrote:

    That oven glove sounds fab, where can I get one? Lol
    We've used a wooden spoon and a ruler for spanking which are great! I also bought a plastic fly swatter from the pound shop but I've still to try it out 😉

    (Fly swatter) It's not one of those electronic zapper ones is it,, that could give you a buzz?

    I don't think so for a quid.I was looking at these myself the other day . Likely to give you a sting rather than a buzz. and a mesh patterned bum !

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    Spoonerism [sign in to see picture]
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    When I was about 15, my grandma bought me a vibrating hot water bottle for Christmas. 'Nuff said, really!

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