• Bizarre uses for toys.

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    mrskandmrt [sign in to see picture]
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    Was sitting with mrsk last night and she was suffering from a sore foot, remembering something we had been told in the past about rolling a golf ball on it to help ease the pain we began looking for something hard and ball shaped we could substitute in. After some fruitless searching we had a light bulb moment, jenga balls! My wife used the balls to massage the sole of her foot and sure enough it helped the pain. Another light bulb moment struck though, magic wand! That was it job done, pain massaged away.

    Got us wondering has anyone else stumbled upon a random use for their toys?

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    Ink and Kink [sign in to see picture]
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    I use the ears of my rabbit to make me sneeze....

    There was a thread on this not long back and it was so funny haha. You will be surprised what people do with them :')

    I use ben wa balls on my shoulders too :')

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    mrskandmrt [sign in to see picture]
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    That made mrsk giggle.

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    Terri JJ [sign in to see picture]
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    Seem to remember some using a dildo to kill a spider !

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    Ink and Kink [sign in to see picture]
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    Sex toys are beyond fabulous xD

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    Corset_is [sign in to see picture]
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    I used a vibrator to massage my shoulder. I turned it on and put it under my shoulder... Bliss!!!

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    Vanessa8 [sign in to see picture]
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    If something feels good one place why not on another. I have used my heart warmer for all types of non sexual relation and self massage. But probably the thing I find myself doing the most is "stirring" up my bathwater with a vibrator i use in the tub and using pocket rocket on pressure points in the neck at times.

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    Lovehoney - Jessica [sign in to see picture]
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    Thought you guys might get a kick out of this article I found today!

    http://badgirlsbible.com/sex-toys-around-the-house - some truly comical ways to use sex toys in every day life!!

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    Crumpler [sign in to see picture]
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    At this point, I would like to admit, that I am a bizarre toy.

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    Just Jenson [sign in to see picture]
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    Lovehoney - Jessica wrote:

    Thought you guys might get a kick out of this article I found today!

    http://badgirlsbible.com/sex-toys-around-the-house - some truly comical ways to use sex toys in every day life!!

    This is a great article! so many uses for penis sleeves!

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    Lovehoney - Sian [sign in to see picture]
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    Lovehoney - Jessica wrote:

    Thought you guys might get a kick out of this article I found today!

    http://badgirlsbible.com/sex-toys-around-the-house - some truly comical ways to use sex toys in every day life!!

    Love number 1 and 2 !!

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    lindtchilli [sign in to see picture]
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    Lovehoney - Jessica wrote:

    Thought you guys might get a kick out of this article I found today!

    http://badgirlsbible.com/sex-toys-around-the-house - some truly comical ways to use sex toys in every day life!!

    I am crying here those are hilarious. The best/worst (depending how you look at it) was 10, which made me cringe and laugh out loud simultaneously

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    Lovehoney - Jessica [sign in to see picture]
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    I loved the strapon Unicorn horn!!

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    FlyingSmurf [sign in to see picture]
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    Lubes - especially the silicone ones - are great for keeping model gearboxes running smoothly, and also for stopping hinges squeaking when I can't find the WD-40. Stretchy cock-rings make good solid rubber bands. My rosebud butt plug makes a great paperweight, and since it's a jewelled one also sparkles up the room when placed in the centre of a (rotating) record player (for those that remember vinyl) with a light shining on it.

    Works the other way too... household items being put to uses they weren't originally designed for. When I make coffee (espresso), I keep thinking that the coffee tamper could so easily be put to an alternative use...

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    mrskandmrt [sign in to see picture]
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    Crumpler wrote:

    At this point, I would like to admit, that I am a bizarre toy.

    LOL some of thoses are as genius as they are funny.

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    Just Jenson [sign in to see picture]
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    Often use a couple of glass dildos and steel one for massage purposes

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    lindtchilli [sign in to see picture]
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    http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/06/28/1397317/-CNN-mistakes-dildo-flag-at-London-pride-parade-for-flag-of-ISIS

    Not exactly a use for sex toys, per se, but the article and the comments had me in stitches.

    WHOOPS.

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    Wildcherry [sign in to see picture]
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    Lovehoney - Jessica wrote:

    Thought you guys might get a kick out of this article I found today!

    http://badgirlsbible.com/sex-toys-around-the-house - some truly comical ways to use sex toys in every day life!!

    The towel one.. and pen holder just gave me a "what the heck.." face.

    All of the fake vagina ones and the "Unicorn" are amazing haha

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    WillC [sign in to see picture]
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    Terri JJ said `Seem to remember someone using a dildo to kill a spider!`

    I hope they used lube!

    I know someone who used one of those hard knobbly rubber bone dog toys with bells inside as a dildo!

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    NEvans [sign in to see picture]
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    Lovehoney - Jessica wrote:

    Thought you guys might get a kick out of this article I found today!

    http://badgirlsbible.com/sex-toys-around-the-house - some truly comical ways to use sex toys in every day life!!

    He He, lots of these are hilarious!

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