• Toy names?

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    MysticalMayhem [sign in to see picture]
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    Bit of fun,

    Do you have names for your toys? I suppose some may have "code names" or "pet names" for them!

    Just interested to see if anyone has any names for this kinda stuff! ;)

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    Ink and Kink [sign in to see picture]
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    I call my neon pink rabbit "Sparta" :3

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    fantasia fairy [sign in to see picture]
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    One of my toys is called parker and another bobby :)

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    Boogaloo [sign in to see picture]
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    I've just this second decided to call my rabbit toy 'Barney'. Although, I've remembered my old childhood dog was called Barney, so maybe that's weird... but the name is stuck in my head now!

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    Boogaloo [sign in to see picture]
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    This reminds me of that episode of Peep Show, when Mark gets that massive dildo for Dobby and calls it "Kenneth" hahaha!

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    Puddleduck [sign in to see picture]
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    Oddly enough I was having this conversation with some friends ....

    My Tango is called tango!

    My Lelo Mia is called Mia!

    My magic wand is called wand!

    Anyway you get the idea :P I don't see the point in naming loads of toys personally

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    LittleSwitchBitch [sign in to see picture]
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    ShinySparkle wrote:

    Mine are called;

    Tango, wand, rabbit, rosa and dildo.

    Puddleduck wrote:

    Oddly enough I was having this conversation with some friends ....

    My Tango is called tango!

    My Lelo Mia is called Mia!

    My magic wand is called wand!

    Anyway you get the idea :P I don't see the point in naming loads of toys personally

    This is me! I don't name stuffs either.. Rosa is rosa, wand is wand and greedy girl is greedy girl.
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    Foxxy [sign in to see picture]
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    No freakin way! I've got toys called Tango, Rosa, Wand & Rabbit too! What a small world we live in!

    That's proper spooked me out that has ...

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    Puddleduck [sign in to see picture]
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    *runs and hides quivering under the blanket* spooky stuff going on

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    LittleSwitchBitch [sign in to see picture]
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    Puddleduck wrote:

    *runs and hides quivering under the blanket* spooky stuff going on

    *creeps under Gems blanket and whispers* me no likey this 😱
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    Puddleduck [sign in to see picture]
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    That's ok milfy *passes the unlabelled bottle of booze* quick get SS she's panicking!

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    mrs.hiskett [sign in to see picture]
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    talking spooky things i named my power swirl the exorcist as the thing just turns on and off when it wants.exotic diamond know As the beast. Perfect peter is not-so-perfect.bullet just as bullet

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    Terri JJ [sign in to see picture]
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    Think we just refer to ours as 'the toys' generally - do have a dildo named 'the telegraph pole' though . . . . .enough said. . . . . .

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    fairehlights [sign in to see picture]
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    Oh goodness. This *is* spooky... all my toys are called the same things as yours ._.

    The closest to a name otherwise is my princess dildo, the glass heart Icicles one :')

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    MysticalMayhem [sign in to see picture]
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    Oh my gosh! I'm laughing so much!

    The funniest thing is, all my toys have the same names too!! :O

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    MissNoir [sign in to see picture]
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    Alvin.

    I named one toy it as a joke, I found it hilarious & somehow it backfired and now I call it Alvin no mtter what.

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    Puddleduck wrote:

    Oddly enough I was having this conversation with some friends ....

    My Tango is called tango!

    My Lelo Mia is called Mia!

    My magic wand is called wand!

    Anyway you get the idea :P I don't see the point in naming loads of toys personally

    Another vote for this approach.
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    LittleSwitchBitch [sign in to see picture]
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    Puddleduck wrote:

    That's ok milfy *passes the unlabelled bottle of booze* quick get SS she's panicking!

    *takes a swig of booze* this information is too much Gem.. I thought it was only me... Its like we all have a connection :0
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    Spoonerism [sign in to see picture]
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    When asking my OH for a toy I usually call my favourites by their colours eg. Rosa is "green one", Mona 2 is "red one" and We-Vibe Touch is "purple one" - it's easier than getting him to learn names as I have quite a large collection these days!

    We did name my first ever toys for a laugh, but it came about as the rabbit had the notorious "smiley face" under the glans. He was called Uri and the black bullet was Dmitri (because we were obviously feeling kinda russian that day? idk). My OH was really unsure about toys originally so I think personifying them helped him come round to the idea lol.

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    myghost [sign in to see picture]
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    I'm not really one for naming my toys though i did name my favourite dildo Gary or G for short. if i think about using my flesh colour realistic dildo it's not very exciting if i think about using G it's instantly more appealing

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