• Alternative use for a dildo

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    Subdom27 [sign in to see picture]
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    I've always thought that suction cup dildos would make great clothes pegs if stuck to a smooth wall.

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    Ruby Red Slippers [sign in to see picture]
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    OMG that's hilarious! Thanks, I really needed a laugh tonight! Spiders now speak in hushed, fearful tones about their fallen brother who fell foul of the Dildo of Doom.

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    LilHorror [sign in to see picture]
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    Well I guess if you had a few glass dildos and no ice you could chill them and put them in a box and sit a couple of bottles of water in there on a hot day :) lol 

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    Binxx [sign in to see picture]
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    I laughed so much at this!! I would totally react like that! Hate spiders!!! Yuck!!! I recon it would be funny as hell if you put that in the revew as a side note. In case of spider use dildo!

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    kinky wife [sign in to see picture]
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    I'm am scared of spiders but hubby is petrified of them so I'm the spider getter (squisher) as I can not go the glass trick as I'm to scared of it getting out from the card and going on me so if I squish it it cant go on me x

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    Classy-L [sign in to see picture]
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    AsYouWish! wrote:

    There once was a lady called Glam Rock,
    Who suffered a terrible shock.
    With a dildo inside her,
    Along came a spider
    So she delivered a fatal knock!

    This was screaming out to be a limerick!

    Brilliant lol

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    Rachel_1991 [sign in to see picture]
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    This just made my morning.. DEATH BY DILDO!
    Haha!

    I will often find my youngest daughter with spiders on her and she will be talking to them.. once one crawled up to her cheek and just sat there.. it freaks me out so much but dont let her know that coz I don't want her to be scared of them..

    My eldest daughter however is terrified, she wakes up in the night thinking she has them in her bed crawling on her.. iv had many sleepless nights over imaginary spiders!

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