• First use with anal dildo.

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    Feckless-Git [sign in to see picture]
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    So I got the Doc Johnson Crystal Jellies Anal Starter Dildo today (after missing the delivery) along with the LH lube (water-based) and the LH anal douche.

    So, as I said, this was my first ever time using an anal dildo and... needless to say: it was interesting. I managed to get a good amount of lube on it and also managed to fit the whole thing too. No major pain, but... eh, no major hard-on either. Also... maybe I didn't use the anal douche as well as I should have (less said the better).

    But, all in all, I enjoyed it. Although now I've been contimplating whether or not I should have gone for the anal beginners realistic vibrator.

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    If this was your first time, perhaps you were too analytical/concentrating too much to get the most out of it, as it were. I've had this when trying toys that were really different to anything I'd had before, and found it took several goes (and different moods) for me to really enjoy them.

    Or as you say- perhaps you'd enjoy vibrations more...it's all about experimentation!

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    SR36: Looking back on it, I do think I was concentrating too much on the possible negatives. Luckily I've got the house to myself for the week so I can have a good few more stabs at it, as it were.

    The funny thing was, when I was placing the order, I was continually going back and forth between the two choices, and low price won out. :c

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    I've done a fair bit of experimentation with anal toys lately, and I find it best to go slow and get into it. So my advice would be to douche properly and wait for half an hour or so (so that's that worry gone), and just relax. Start with smaller toys/fingers and build up to the bigger stuff. There are some great beginners butt plugs on LH that I found really helped.

    Have to say though, as far as anal toys go, this one is my absolute favourite: I've got the blue one and it's so smooth and looks and feels like a luxury toy (without the price tag), and the beads feel awesome if you pull them out during orgasm!

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=20728

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    Oh - and LUBE LUBE LUBE!

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    To be honest I have bought a few but plugs and not really found any pleasure in using them solo. For me I think it is the thought of it that is the appeal, so when I share the experience with my wife its a whole different ballgame, but solo its a no-no.

    I'm not really sure if there is even a wrong way to use them, but I would say perservere and don't rule something out on just initial impressions.

    As for douche? It just cleans it you out. Sometimes you will use it and you already clean so it might not be necessary, other times, well I'm not being crude but any crap thats there will get flushed. I use it and actually like the sensation, but really its just an alternative to sticking your finger up your arse and going shit panning.

    My advice is get used to the feeling, your expectation of being fully aroused by sticking something up your bum is a bit unrealistic. When, where and how you feel are the main factors.

    I often take the mickey out some of the posts where the posters say they came/gushed/squirted/ converted to Christianity just by opening the box of a dildo. Really? How the frickle do you walk past the cucumber aisle in Sainsbury's? Do you have a (literal) heart attack if you stumble across the marrows?

    Stick with got you have for now and use it in different circumstances, when watching porn, after a bath, whatever situation you would normally be comfortable/ turned on by.

    Many of the posters seem to have a "toy" collection that would rival Hamleys, thats all well and good but no matter what the deals are these things cost money. Dont rush out like a kid in a candy shop with an unlimited budget. The reviews are there for a reason, read them and try to find some that strike a chord with you in terms of what you like.

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    SR36 wrote:

    If this was your first time, perhaps you were too analytical/concentrating too much to get the most out of it, as it were. I've had this when trying toys that were really different to anything I'd had before, and found it took several goes (and different moods) for me to really enjoy them.

    Or as you say- perhaps you'd enjoy vibrations more...it's all about experimentation!

    SR36 In the time I took to write my post you not only managed to write 4 posts but in just one managed to paraphrase my entire spiel into a paragraph.

    I blame my one finger typing. Just in case anyone thought this was because my other finger is shit panning its not. I'm just special.

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    macspants wrote:

    I often take the mickey out some of the posts where the posters say they came/gushed/squirted/ converted to Christianity just by opening the box of a dildo. Really? How the frickle do you walk past the cucumber aisle in Sainsbury's? Do you have a (literal) heart attack if you stumble across the marrows?

    Stick with got you have for now and use it in different circumstances, when watching porn, after a bath, whatever situation you would normally be comfortable/ turned on by.

    Many of the posters seem to have a "toy" collection that would rival Hamleys, thats all well and good but no matter what the deals are these things cost money. Dont rush out like a kid in a candy shop with an unlimited budget. The reviews are there for a reason, read them and try to find some that strike a chord with you in terms of what you like.

    I know I wouldn't experience something like a full on orgasm from taking it from the first go. I'm not that naive, trust me. To be honest, I was kind of glad that I even managed to get a semi-hard-on from it. And I do agree, reading some of the more extreme orgasms really makes me raise an eyebrow.

    I'll definitely be giving it a few more tries. Wouldn't be worth the purchase if I only used it once.

    I'm only a beginner, so I'll definitely be paying close attention to the reviews.

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    macspants wrote:

    I blame my one finger typing. Just in case anyone thought this was because my other finger is shit panning its not. I'm just special.

    Once again- Bahahaha!

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    And whilst I do think it is wise to remain objective, sometimes those posts about amazing orgams are in fact true. Take the LH deluxe magic wand for example- if I could, I would marry that thing (and I think there's an attachment for guys).

    I was lucky and got sent a beginners anal kit as a testing item, so I got some ideas about what I like from that:

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=30367

    I also educated myself on the subject and got the version of this for girls:

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=1553

    And lastly- I find glass dildos amazing for anal fun.

    I'm not saying you should run out and buy all of these straight away, but just as a suggestion if you wanna experiment and learn more (over time), this is the way I did it. Hope that helps!

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    Feckless-Git wrote:

    macspants wrote:

    I often take the mickey out some of the posts where the posters say they came/gushed/squirted/ converted to Christianity just by opening the box of a dildo. Really? How the frickle do you walk past the cucumber aisle in Sainsbury's? Do you have a (literal) heart attack if you stumble across the marrows?

    Stick with got you have for now and use it in different circumstances, when watching porn, after a bath, whatever situation you would normally be comfortable/ turned on by.

    Many of the posters seem to have a "toy" collection that would rival Hamleys, thats all well and good but no matter what the deals are these things cost money. Dont rush out like a kid in a candy shop with an unlimited budget. The reviews are there for a reason, read them and try to find some that strike a chord with you in terms of what you like.

    I know I wouldn't experience something like a full on orgasm from taking it from the first go. I'm not that naive, trust me. To be honest, I was kind of glad that I even managed to get a semi-hard-on from it. And I do agree, reading some of the more extreme orgasms really makes me raise an eyebrow.

    I'll definitely be giving it a few more tries. Wouldn't be worth the purchase if I only used it once.

    I'm only a beginner, so I'll definitely be paying close attention to the reviews.

    Sorry buddy, that came across as a bit preachy on my part. Wasn't my intention in any way.

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    No worries, macspants. If it helps, I didn't take it as preachy.

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