• Marmite body paint anyone?

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    Lady Ness [sign in to see picture]
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    I'm not sure if this is a hoax or not, but would you use it if it was real?

    http://www.thegayuk.com/magazine/4574334751/Fifty-Shades-Of-Brown-Marmite-Wants-You-To-Get-Mucky-On-Valentines/9380622

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    naughty mum [sign in to see picture]
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    Hmm eugh I think .....don't like marmite....though I like twiglets😜


    Hmm...now come to think of it... A cock flavored like a twiglet.......sounding a bit more plausible😜

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    Skitty [sign in to see picture]
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    I'm a fan of marmite, but even I don't think I'd be into marmite body paint :P

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    Terri JJ [sign in to see picture]
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    Me neither - love marmite but only on toast, definitely not anything else !! Just the smell of it makes hubby feel sick so probably wouldn't be much good ayway !

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    I like a bit of marmite but definitely wouldn't use that! Haha 😝

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    kstone [sign in to see picture]
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    What a great way to ruin a blowjob.

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    LadyS [sign in to see picture]
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    I don't like marmite so wouldn't want to do the licking, but if someone wanted to lick it off me then that's their weird choice, lol x

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    SensualSelina [sign in to see picture]
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    I'm certainly a Hate It person with Marmite however the other person can use it on me if they really really want to.

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    Skitty [sign in to see picture]
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    This thread also made me think... marmite is already the sort of thing you could smear on someone if you so desired, so is it really necessary to make it into bodypaint anyway? :P

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    Scorpius12 [sign in to see picture]
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    Skitty wrote:

    This thread also made me think... marmite is already the sort of thing you could smear on someone if you so desired, so is it really necessary to make it into bodypaint anyway? :P

    I was thinking the same thing. I do love marmite, but I don't think I would want to use it as a body paint - lol xx

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    SensualFire [sign in to see picture]
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    I love marmite, but yeh a bitt oo much for me ...marmite body paint, ..you know what they say about that stuff, either you love it or hate it.

    Well thos who hte it will hate it all the more and those who love it, will end up hating it, when licking it off `bits` lol

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    queendryad [sign in to see picture]
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    LOL how bizarre 😂
    I'm actually one of those strange people who could quite happily eat marmite by itself... But I'm not too keen on the idea of body painting it.

    I'd imagine marmite straight out of the jar would be somewhat difficult to spread over a person? It's quite thick (maybe they've watered it down or something).

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    Terraflare [sign in to see picture]
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    i love marmite, but i don't think i'd enjoy at as much in this context!

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    WillC [sign in to see picture]
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    It might look like a `dirty protest` on your body! Urrrgh!

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    Binxx [sign in to see picture]
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    Not a fan of it to begin with so nope not something I would use I'm afraid.

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    Bigtrak [sign in to see picture]
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    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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    SensualFire [sign in to see picture]
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    hahahaha @ Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Adds

    Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

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    SR36 [sign in to see picture]
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    Yuk!

    Also- doesn't marmite contain yeast?! Not necessarily a good choice for yer sensitive areas...

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    God no, now chocolate or strawberry jam,,,

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