• Ever left a sex toy somewhere embarrasing......

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    fairehlights [sign in to see picture]
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    I'm not especially embarrassed by this, just annoyed.

    My grandparents have keys for my house as they do garden stuff for me, and had come one day and said they'd put the 'parcel for my dad' aside.
    The parcel? My hugeass bat paddle.
    Turns out, paypal's still a bit special, and even when I use my name, it still sticks his on as it's the account name -.-
    I'm just glad I got home before they left with it...

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    Vanessa8 [sign in to see picture]
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    I travel frequently for work here in the states and I swear I am on a TSA watch list for sex toys. I pack each toy in its own storage bag, seal the lube and cleaner in clear plastic bags and then pack that back inside a sepearte bag. All batteries out of the toys / in a smaller ziplock bag in a sepeate part of my check suitbase. Yet somehow now on multiple occassions I have found the Bagggage Inspection Card from TSA INSIDE the bag with all my toys. One time the card was inside one of the individual storage bags with my favorite rabbitt. Thank God it didn't damage it, but I cleaned that good when I unpacked. I am not embarrased by it, but I do wonder what they are saying to each other when they dig through my stuff.

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    This is a two for one.. My housemate and I were both moving out recently and the was a knock at the door and it was a viewee to come have a look at the rooms. I quickly dived in to tidy quickly while she checked out the other girls room first and I closed my toy drawer that I left open the night before.
    Housemate came down with a "you never guess what - my dildo was on full display so I tried to quickly hide it before said viewee saw"! Close call...
    Then the landlord came in to meet viewee and during a conversation dropped in that he'd shown someone else round earlier in the day while we'd both been at work! so this person would have viewed two bedrooms, both of which would have had toys on display! What must they have thought.

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    Vanessa8 [sign in to see picture]
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    A good friend recently moved and shared with me over a serious chuckle that after she moved she realized a box of her sex toys and porn was donated to the Good Will by mistake... those poor people who opened that on up!

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    Mr_J wrote:

    Hmmm, I'll make this my last admission on this thread. Now I come to think of it there have been numerous times I've been rumbled over the years, when single or in a relationship, but these three posts are enough to be going on with for now.

    Another top tip, lovers - if you are having guests staying in your spare bedroom, take the bed restraints off the spare bed (or at least tuck it all in underneath the mattress)! There's no explaining away that one...

    Something like this happened to me recently. My therapist just started doing house-calls and he suggested our first appointment was a day or two after we decided to do this. I told him that I needed a bit longer to tidy up my place because there was bondage gear everywhere (I don't have a lot of company).

    In the week I had to tidy up, I apparently still missed the bed restraints and my therapist pointed it out early on and asked "so you use the bondage gear as well as selling it?"

    Since then, I never bothered to tuck the handcuffs in. Like he knows they're there and seems fine with the fact that I sell erotic toys; plus I use them often enough that tucking them in needlessly is a gigantic pain. I just wish I had an apartment with a separate bedroom...

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    I left my dildo on the shower wall a week or so ago, i know i put that on twitter but cant remember if it went on here or not!

    Then broke the back of the toilet (where the flush is) with another dildo a few days ago

    but besides from that im pretty good at hiding

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    MissBrownEyes92 wrote:

    I left my dildo on the shower wall a week or so ago, i know i put that on twitter but cant remember if it went on here or not!

    Then broke the back of the toilet (where the flush is) with another dildo a few days ago

    but besides from that im pretty good at hiding

    Hahaha! You need your own circus theme music or something for things like that! :p

    I haven't LEFT a toy anywhere, in fact my parents just go snooping through my room and find them! Even at the age of 21 there's no such thing as privacy... mostly because they like to use my storage space without asking!

    Needless to say I've got 2 lockable toy cases now and store all my packaging in the brown boxes!

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    Boogaloo wrote:

    MissBrownEyes92 wrote:

    I left my dildo on the shower wall a week or so ago, i know i put that on twitter but cant remember if it went on here or not!

    Then broke the back of the toilet (where the flush is) with another dildo a few days ago

    but besides from that im pretty good at hiding

    Hahaha! You need your own circus theme music or something for things like that! :p

    I haven't LEFT a toy anywhere, in fact my parents just go snooping through my room and find them! Even at the age of 21 there's no such thing as privacy... mostly because they like to use my storage space without asking!

    Needless to say I've got 2 lockable toy cases now and store all my packaging in the brown boxes!

    I'm such a klutz! I fall over all the time. Im dreading the day i do something like fall off my dildo and have to have an ambulance called wilse im naked in the bath with a cock shoved up my fanny!

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    MBE I swear doll you could do stand up comedy with these stories.

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    Vanessa8 wrote:

    MBE I swear doll you could do stand up comedy with these stories.

    Haha maybe! Thankfully ive not had the whole waxing incident disaster! Although reading that taught me not to do that!

    I hate living with my family! I asked for a lock the other day for my door and i got told no...

    IM 23 ARGHHH!!!!

    My family dont believe in privacy! I actually have to do an assualt course under my bed to get my toy box because i have to hide it that much. I get away with the toy cleaner now as i told my mum i have kegal balls to help my period pain so she thinks thats what the spray is for....

    It's hard....urgh.

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    Your family sounds way too nosey for their own good... too bad no one can gift you a door lock ftom LH :)

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    Vanessa8 wrote:

    Your family sounds way too nosey for their own good... too bad no one can gift you a door lock ftom LH :)

    Haha that would be great! And maybe something to soundproof my room too? And a warning system to let me know if someone is about to try and come in? All would be great!

    Do you know that part on mean girls where regina's mum walks in on her? Thats pretty much the story of my life.....

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    We left a flashlight in the bathroom of our old flat when we moved out. It sat there on top of the tank of the toilet... I don't think I'm ebarassed about it, but it's still funny. :S

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    *fleshlight
    ^my phone has no sense of sex toys... Darned auto-correct!

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    Touch wood never left anything out in sight but reading some of these post I would be so embarrassed lol.

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    Used my flesh lite In my room. After I went upstairs for a shower but took it with me to clean it all out. Put it on the shelf beside the bath. Completely forgot about it. It was there 2 days until my horror when I saw it there. My house mate MUST have seen it, and his friends that come around every day. I was mortified. He hasn't mentioned anything though haha

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    fantasia fairy wrote:

    Vanessa8 wrote:

    MBE I swear doll you could do stand up comedy with these stories.

    Haha maybe! Thankfully ive not had the whole waxing incident disaster! Although reading that taught me not to do that!

    I hate living with my family! I asked for a lock the other day for my door and i got told no...

    IM 23 ARGHHH!!!!

    My family dont believe in privacy! I actually have to do an assualt course under my bed to get my toy box because i have to hide it that much. I get away with the toy cleaner now as i told my mum i have kegal balls to help my period pain so she thinks thats what the spray is for....

    It's hard....urgh.

    Stick a door wedge, the type used to hold a door open, under the door(when closed), then its much harder to just push open the door? test the idea to check it works as it should, may need a thicker wedge?

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    As a newbie to this forum, I have only just found this thread today. It is absolutely hilarious! :D

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    Wow, some embarrassing scenarios here, eek!

    VirginAngel, your dad sounds like he crosses all sorts of lines. Maybe I'm being over sensitive or reading it wrong but it really sounds bad for you. Does he not realise? I would be humiliated, but I'm very very sensitive..

    Boogaloo and fantastic fairy your parents need to accept that you've grown up! Good grief!

    Some of the parents on this thread were wonderful and some were just so over the line!

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    Never left a toy anywhere, but I did once fall asleep with full makeup on, sleepwalked to bed, then get up late in the morning in such a panick that I got up dressed and ran staight out the door to work. Fortunatly one of the girls at work who knew me well, was the first to see me, thank god. You have never seen a sight like it, I nearly fell over when she took me to the mirror.

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