• Ever left a sex toy somewhere embarrasing......

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    Mr_J [sign in to see picture]
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    And I'm another who has been caught out by the large, loop ended screws that you need to find a suitable place for when deciding where your swing is going to live. An old landlord of mine noticed the bedroom door frame was damaged (hint: doorframes are a crap place, especially cheap doorframes that fall apart), and a friend noticed it when it was relocated to the bedroom into a suitable joist. You can't really get away with saying it's for a hanging basket - not when it's in your bedroom and you're a twenty something bloke at the time!

    (Oh, garage FTW, BTW! A poor man's dungeon...) :p

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    Mr_J [sign in to see picture]
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    Hmmm, I'll make this my last admission on this thread. Now I come to think of it there have been numerous times I've been rumbled over the years, when single or in a relationship, but these three posts are enough to be going on with for now.

    Another top tip, lovers - if you are having guests staying in your spare bedroom, take the bed restraints off the spare bed (or at least tuck it all in underneath the mattress)! There's no explaining away that one...

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    The_Cuboner [sign in to see picture]
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    My roomate just found my sex toy packaging when she was sorting through the recycled. I'm so mortified, it wasn't even the classy kind of packaging, it had a pouting woman in her underwear on it! It was my own stupid fault though :')

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    Dirty-little-secret [sign in to see picture]
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    Not only a sex toy but a porn dvd...

    I used to lived with my parents about 7 years ago. They bought me those tv with dvd and vhs player. Then I moved out and left the TV with the porn dvd in it.. How embarassing! I'm glad we are not in a good terms..

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    Munke [sign in to see picture]
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    My mum found my first dildo and porn dvd stash I forgot about when I moved out. She rang me and said I had left some things I should pick up when I can, weren't an embarrassing moment funnily enough bless her..lol

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    SlinkyRat [sign in to see picture]
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    Anyone who wants to conceal a sex swing hook, dismantle an old smoke alarm and fix the hook through it, screwing the cover over the top when it's not in use. Sorted!
    I haven't left any toys out as I live with my parents but I have come close, leaving my sex toy cleaning spray in the bathroom... Only a matter of time with my collection!

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    mrskandmrt [sign in to see picture]
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    Our problem is our lube, it always gets left on the headboard and ends up there for days. It's not the worst thing we could leave out but still not something you want to have out on show.

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    nodrog [sign in to see picture]
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    i left a cock ring in the bathroom and my 21 year old daughter found it

    all she said was your still enjoying youself then .im 52 she thinks im past it

    a few weeks later i found a toy on her bedroom floor

    i then put the cock ring on the toy and left it on her pillow

    nothing was said lol

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    Dirty-little-secret [sign in to see picture]
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    nodrog wrote:

    i left a cock ring in the bathroom and my 21 year old daughter found it

    all she said was your still enjoying youself then .im 52 she thinks im past it

    a few weeks later i found a toy on her bedroom floor

    i then put the cock ring on the toy and left it on her pillow

    nothing was said lol

    oh no, please tell me this is a joke!

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    CutieCurious [sign in to see picture]
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    I cleaned some toys this morning that I had used last night. I never worry about my mum discovering them because I don't leave them out to dry - I towel dry them and take them with me when I leave the bathroom. So, as usual, I was confident I had been discreet, and back in my bathroom I was packing my toys away in their little bags... when I realised I had left my sex toy cleaner and renewer powder on the sink. I've never ran upstairs so fast, lol.

    Luckily, I don't think my mother had left the kitchen, so I caught it in time.

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    butterflybee [sign in to see picture]
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    I remember years ago when I had all my dildos lined up along the top of my chest of drawers, my parents knew they were there obviously (they saw them every time they came in my room). Then there was one day that we had builders in and they needed access to my room, I forgot to move them and my parents were so used to seeing them that none of us even thought about it. Needless to say, the builders got quite a shock when they went in my room! It made for some very awkward conversation for the rest of the time they were there haha.

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    rogerthechorister [sign in to see picture]
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    The names have been changed to protect the "innocent".

    I was bidden to attend a New Year's Eve gathering at my oldest daughter's place in the country. She's 47, has daughter, 7. I took my G/F (53), her daughter who is 18 but rather sheltered (not even a non-serious boyfriend yet although she is athletic and rather pretty), her daughter's female friend (same age a bit cuddlier and less sheltered) and her sometimes annoying 8 year old son. Also in attendance were my son and his partner from Australia and their 3 sons (7, 5, and 1), and my youngest daughter (32) and her husband.

    Well the 7 and 8 year old were running around a bit - most of the rest of us resting just feeling worn out and post-prandial looking at them. Boys of 7 & 8 started going on about a "golden bullet". 8 went to his mother and said "it's buzzy" and presented her with a mini-bullet vibe that was turned on. Mother did poker-face, and said "So it is" and boys went away with their "magic bullet" (presumably looking for a vampire to kill with it). G/F's daughter and her friend sniggering hard, which did their impression of innocence no good at all. G/F then giggled so embarassing the teenagers.

    Youngest daughter with great presence of mind went after the 3 boys and said "Where did you get that" and was told that the youngest Australian had found it under Aunty Kate's bed (names changed, remember). With great skill youngest daughter changed subject to "Going into Aunty Kate's bedroom without asking". Came back and told us she had repossessed "the magic bullet" and returned it to her older sister who was wholly unflustered.

    Older sister then confided that she'd dodged awkward questions from her daughter about handcuffs by saying they were for playing dress up (sort of close to true I suppose) and then went on "It's a good job they did not find the strap-on". I had not suspected that her new somewhat straight-looking boyfriend was into pegging! It took some effort not to look at least curious.

    But the gilt on the gingerbread was when the conversation turned to dreams and she said she'd had a nightmare that the police came to the door, I tried to keep them out with a "not without a warrant" routine (my day job relates), but they had one, they they found her d*pe - and her cake stash! (no not "cake" but a similar word).

    Which left me wondering - was it just in her nightmare that she had a cake (!) stash, or has she really got one?

    Slightly bemused Papa! I'm cool with d*pe (don't like it myself) but class As?



    A word however to young ladies shocked by "inappropriate" teasing from fathers. The said fathers are (probably) just trying to let you know that they know you're independent grown-ups now and that they don't mind their little princesses having grown up. Live with it.

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    naughty mum [sign in to see picture]
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    nodrog wrote:

    i left a cock ring in the bathroom and my 21 year old daughter found it

    all she said was your still enjoying youself then .im 52 she thinks im past it

    a few weeks later i found a toy on her bedroom floor

    i then put the cock ring on the toy and left it on her pillow

    nothing was said lol

    Lol
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    Sum Sub [sign in to see picture]
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    Following a recent bout of chastity, once I was allowed to remove the cock cage, I washed it and left it on a towel on the bathroom windowsill to dry.
    Later that day, to my complete surprise, our landlord's agent turns up for an inspection, which had been scheduled for some time but had slipped my mind.
    I let the agent in and left her to do her job.

    It wasn't until an hour or so after she left when I went to answer the call of nature that I remembered what was on the bathroom windowsill

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    Mr spanky [sign in to see picture]
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    No iv only just join i hope to start getting some soon 😉

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    alienpenguin [sign in to see picture]
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    I'm a student and live at home half the time in halls the other half, I'm pretty sure my mum has seen a couple of rabbits but she's never said anything.

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    Sarahgee [sign in to see picture]
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    When i moved out of my mothers house i couldnt find my dildo when i packed, searched high and low. Nowhere to be found.

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    Nawty Novice [sign in to see picture]
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    Left my vibe under my pillow once. Forgot my sisiter was staying over but she usually crashes on the sofa so no problem there...except this time she decided to be nice and make my bed for me as I'd left in a rush that morning. Ooops. She never said anything and I found the vibe still under the pillow but she must've seen it!

    *shudder*

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    sleepycelia [sign in to see picture]
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    Oh! I posted here a while ago but I have another one now - a couple of days ago I got sent two toys and I put them on to charge on top of my desk before I went to work. My housemate's girlfriend then texted me to ask if she could go in my room to get to the airing cupboard and it wasn't until I got home that I realised she must've seen them, agh. She hasn't said anything though...

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    The morning after an extremely passionate night of lovemaking and kinky play, my better half (bless her xx) decided to put her glass dldoes and my large glass buttplugg in the dishwasher.

    I got home from work in the afternoon and my 75 year old father arrived at the same time.

    My job is extremely dirty so as per normal i dived straight in the shower and told Dad go make your self a coffee.

    I heard roars of laughter and he shouted up the stairs " I aint stirring my coffee with theses things"

    When i saw what he was on about i nearly died and when OH came in later she nearly had a fit !!!

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