• Ever left a sex toy somewhere embarrasing......

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    chubber [sign in to see picture]
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    Never left any behind .My mate told me this true tale.
    But my friend has a few holiday flats he rents out on his property,after a couple had stayed for the week,its change over on a Saturday morning,his cleaner is cleaning the accomadation ,linen bedding and usual stuff as she moves the bed she is horrid to find a large tube of lube and a v big vibrator,she didnt know them came that big lmao.
    When he said he diposed of the items in the bin ,i replied i would have sent them back to the owner,with a note to say i think you left these behind after your stay,hope you enjoyed your holiday and dont hesitate to rebook again.

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    fizzy [sign in to see picture]
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    Ive been lucky although i do leave an emergency bullet on my bathroom shelf for emergencies when in the bath. I just put it behind my toiletries when anyone visits. My day picked up one of my tester books once asked what it was about and read the back cover i said it was a tester item and my hubby said i test items for lovehoney he never asked any more questions after that.

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    VirginAngel [sign in to see picture]
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    I sympathise massively LibraLover.

    I stupidly left this http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=15349
    and this http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=30946 chilling on my bath rack a few days ago. Due to being disabled i have to get dressed and everything first then go back inthe bathroom to get them but totally forgot. It wasn't til i went to the bathroom some 18 hours later that i glanced over and a look of horror crossed my face when i spotted them. My dad was awake and it was the first time I'd have to see/speak to him since i left them there. I still live with him and he is diabetic and wees a lot, he had to have gone at least 4 times since i had left them there, but he hadn't said anything to me so i hoped he hadn't noticed. Sadly a few days later we were walking round tesco when he said "so i see you left something in the shower the other day". I have no idea why he thought bringing it up at all was appropriate, never mind in such a public place. Extra cringey because i'd mostly convinced him they were testers but not ones I'd actually requested so he thought they were unused. Guess now he knows i actually do use them, and that some i actually paid for.

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    VirginAngel [sign in to see picture]
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    And i've just done it again, same vibe, but this time the tracey cox clear glass and a crystal kegel glass, thankfully i remembered 10 minutes after i got downstairs and went and moved them.

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    Quiet ones are worse! [sign in to see picture]
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    I left this

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=28910

    new on the bedside, our 9 yr old daughter picked it up wondering what it was, I managed to turn the question to something totally different, she did like the way the two bottles curved into each other!

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    Anonymous Lady [sign in to see picture]
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    I've once left my Fin Factory SinFlute on the charger in the middle of our dorm room, but covered it with a shawl :) Those old toys needed to be charged for 12 hours! Of course, my roommate knew what that was all about, but her boyfriend came to visit and was confused and surprised when he saw it :)

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    Aphrodisiac [sign in to see picture]
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    Oh my god some of these are halarious I feel so bad for you but it's so easy to leave them somewhere!! A while ago I got a silver bullet that was really great and more importantly waterproof so everything was going great until I leFT IT IN THE SHOWER right by the sink after cleaning it. I live with my mother who found it and took me outside and 'had a talk with me' I ended up crying running up the stairs with it clutched firmly to my chest

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    Jrok [sign in to see picture]
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    I don't know if it counts but the eye bolt for our sex swing is mounted above the extra wide entry into our master bathroom. I have had to explain away what it is more than once. There were a few people that knew what it was and just started laughing then proceeded to ask if we liked it. So, I guess that in the end we may have helped a few people.

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    SensualFire [sign in to see picture]
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    I always put my sex toys away after I have used them (cleaned of course) However a while back now, when I was still living with my parents, I left my some what vibrant purple vibrator at the time on my bed side table.

    My parents are so very anal retentive and so I had to make sure that I was not caught or heard (sad I know) any way I was not half shocke to find that I had left my favourite toy at the time, in plain view,my mam constantly popped into my bedroom, to put things away or just to have a nose.

    My mam did not say anything till weeks after. `why dont you use your puple thing to loose weight` I know sounds hilarious but OMG my face turned bright red and I had a sudden lurch in my stomach, thing is I did not have anything purple in the sports/exercise department (was a gym fanatic at the time) Also much younger!

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    IrishChris [sign in to see picture]
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    I've never left anything out but I did have to do a few odd jobs for an ex's mum one time - change a plug, fit a new light switch, put some boxes in the attic etc.

    Half way through the jobs I had to get an old bedside locker from her room to put away in the garage. She told me it was on the right hand side of the bed and to just leave anything in it on the bed but that it should be empty.

    I got to the locker and found the top drawer wasn't empty - it had a book, a few pens and some general knick-knacks and bits and bobs. I carefully empty them into an empty shoe box I'd found and left it on the bed. I moved to the bottom drawer and as soon as I opened it was greated by a big pink Rabbit, a buttplug and a bullet vibe, all among some rather lacy and racey lingerie. I embarressingly removed them and put them beside the show box on the bed.

    When I got downstairs holding the locker and passed the kitchen where she was, she saw me. Instantly she turned absolute pale. Her face contorted and just as she was about to say something she stammered a bit, coughed to get my attention and said, "I said right, didn't I?"

    "Yes, right hand side", I replied.

    "I meant left..."

    "Oh..."

    She just came right out and apologised and said to pop the locker back upstairs and grab the other one. She asked if I could keep the contents to myself and I promised I would.

    Obviously I'm not but you guys won't tell anyone.

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    SensualFire [sign in to see picture]
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    Goodness I can comprehend why you ex`s mum went pale. Its your daughters bf...and he just found your toys! GASP

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    Dirty-little-secret [sign in to see picture]
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    I have lots of little vibrator around the house, under the sofa, bathroom and drawers.. And Im sure some of it I replaced. When we are moving out, we hired a moving guys and as they lifted the sofa, they picked up one of my vibrator and had a little discussion of what it could be.. And one blurted out... It's a vibrator! So I just simply went to grab it from them and I politely thanked them for finding it.. Amazingly I did not feel embarrased! However I can not say the same thing about my OH, he went tomato red!

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    SensualFire [sign in to see picture]
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    LOL@Dirty `ohh I been looking for that for ages!` cup of tea? `smiles innocently`

    And Carbon gosh, I was tickled pink at your story, 2 year old wondering why daddy`s willy is on the floor!

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    MattB [sign in to see picture]
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    My OH's brother has exactly the same rucksack as her - she picked up and packed the wrong one and didn't realise until she found a vibrating cock ring in the side pocket... She just left it on his bed and said nothing more!

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    Briona87 [sign in to see picture]
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    Well, my dad apparently decided to check each and every tap in the house (having had to replace the washer in the one in the kitchen yesterday) this afternoon. I am lucky enough to have my own bathroom at my parents' house, and noone else tends to come in there very often which means I often leave the toys I have recently washed to air-dry on a towel atop my bathroom vanity unit.

    Erm, while I definitely don't have a reason to feel any embarrasement related to dirt or mess or anything of that sort (my bathroom being virtually always a very well scrubbed place), I rather suspect I may feel slightly uncomfy at the moment - my brand new Rosa and my Tango were there... My dad is one of those people who focus on a task in hand so meticulously that they sometimes overlook anything that is not directly related to it which means there is a slight chance he did not notice anything but who knows, he has not said anything.

    I know my mum knows I have something like a toy collection (and I have actually shown her a few non-intimidating toys to appease her curiosity, lol), it may be possible that dad, too, knows (though I would be too embarrassed to discuss anything of that sort with him). Had he seen the stuff in my bathroom, he is probably likely to see it as some "silly knick-knacks his silly daughter who does not seem to be able to get a date has bought". Ah well, I guess I should not worry too much about this mild embarrassment, worse things have been known to happen... There may be a "funny" comment or two over the next few days, or there may be no reaction to the little "encounter" whatsoever.

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    delightme [sign in to see picture]
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    I had some IOU Fetish cards (thankfully not a sex toy) on the side in my bedroom didn't think anything of it until my 9 year old sat there and said are these for adults (i turned around to see her reading the back and she said well I guess they are then.

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    VirginAngel [sign in to see picture]
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    I ended up in miss summers with my dad looking at the toys yesterday! he was trying to embarrass me by suggesting going in so for once i called his bluff.

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    The wife and I live alone so luckily we don't need to worry about leaving toys drying after cleaning, however we had friends up to stay between Christmas and new years. When they left and I went into the guest bathroom to collect the towls I noticed the wife had left one of thesehttp://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=31797 Suctioned high on the shower wall- we often dot it around the house as a game of "spot the dick". Turns out she put it up a few hours before our guests arrived expecting me to spot it as I always like to make shure the guest room is spotless. Wife spoke to them yesterday, turns out it had dropped onto the floor when they arrived, but stuck it back up when they left, but only after seeing who could stick it on highest! The wife and I live alone so luckily we don't need to worry about leaving toys drying after cleaning, however we had friends up to stay between Christmas and new years. When they left and I went into the guest bathroom to collect the towls I noticed the wife had left one of thesehttp://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=31797 Suctioned high on the shower wall- we often dot it around the house as a game of "spot the dick". Turns out she put it up a few hours before our guests arrived expecting me to spot it as I always like to make shure the guest room is spotless. Wife spoke to them yesterday, turns out it had dropped onto the floor when they arrived, but stuck it back up when they left, but only after seeing who could stick it on highest!
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    Sorry about double message, using phone and double clicked past by mistake.

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    Took a break a few years ago in SE Asia and found ourselves (the ex and I) in a plush spa hotel on an island in the Gulf of Thailand. Wasn't expecting the cleaners to come around more than once a day, so we'd left the room a tad messy after our "escape the height of the sun" playtime, as you do on holiday. Diamond ladies - they'd cleaned the room (again), plus kindly washed the large dildo too. Then, just to top it off, they placed it on a pillow on the bed, in plain view, and scattered some orchid flowers over it... Sly chuckles all around from then on in whenever we ran into the cleaners.

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