• Misplaced sex toy

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    BDSM-curious [sign in to see picture]
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    I’ve misplaced a sex toy, this one http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=20752 to be exact. This often happens to me. I live alone and don’t have unexpected house guests so they can be left in odd places. It will turn up at some point. I’m getting frustrated, because I can’t use it, I want to use it.

    I wondered if any of you had stories of losing a sex toy or one turning up in a strange place.

    Kitty x

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    Ron Burgundy [sign in to see picture]
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    Can't say I have kitty and i won't make the obvious joke about your misplaced toy.

    Can I ask if this particular plug is any good, was thinking about buying this very one.

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    BDSM-curious [sign in to see picture]
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    I wondered if anybody would make an obvious comment.

    I like the size of it but the vibrations I find really weak and disappointing. I struggle to know if I've accidental turned it on when it's not even inserted :( Any more questions I could try and answer?

    Kitty x

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    Purring-Pussy [sign in to see picture]
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    Hi Kitty, I have never really misplaced one, but have accidently left a glass dildo in the bathroom and my mum and dad unexpectedly turned up and had used the bathroom! I hadn't realised til they had gone and neither had said anything! Oooops

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    Ron Burgundy wrote:

    Can't say I have kitty and i won't make the obvious joke about your misplaced toy.

    Can I ask if this particular plug is any good, was thinking about buying this very one.

    Ron have you got it ? Give it back right now.

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    Gentle giant wrote:

    Ron Burgundy wrote:

    Can't say I have kitty and i won't make the obvious joke about your misplaced toy.

    Can I ask if this particular plug is any good, was thinking about buying this very one.

    Ron have you got it ? Give it back right now.

    Lol.......... but seriously if you have, can i have it back? ;)

    kitty x

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    PetiteJess [sign in to see picture]
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    I've done that. It was at the time my favorite vibrator, I looked in the usual place but nope wont there :( I near enough turned my whole room upside down hunting for it. I found it in the end, it had slid down the side of my bed but I was so happy and relieved when I did find it :) that was until I realised i now had to tidy everything back up lol.

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    Ron Burgundy [sign in to see picture]
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    I don't have it. And thanks for your answer. No further questions your honour.

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    Ron Burgundy wrote:

    I don't have it. And thanks for your answer. No further questions your honour.

    Ok, shame, at least I'd of known where it was.

    No problem. :)

    kitty x

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    Ron Burgundy wrote:

    I don't have it. And thanks for your answer. No further questions your honour.

    Are you sure? You havnt sat on it accidentally and not noticed have you?

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    I misplaced my We-Vibe Tango a couple of months before moving out of my old place. I was hoping it would turn up before I left, but it didn't. I don't have a fun story to go with this, but I'm convinced whoever moves in next will find a nicer surprise somewhere!

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    I haven't misplaced a toy, but today I found a glass dildo, and I have no idea at all how I have it or where it come from. It's in it's original packaging, and I've checked through my orders and can't find it. I don't understand where it's come from :/

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    Rofl.. You really DO have a lh fairy!😅

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    Rofl.. You really DO have a lh fairy!😅

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    Update, still not found it.

    kitty x

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    PinkPolkaDot wrote:

    I misplaced my We-Vibe Tango a couple of months before moving out of my old place. I was hoping it would turn up before I left, but it didn't. I don't have a fun story to go with this, but I'm convinced whoever moves in next will find a nicer surprise somewhere!

    Did you leave the charger for them hun? x

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    Just been found and used. :D

    kitty x

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    I lost some toys on the move over here, whoever found that bag will have a surprise

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    I'm trying to keep all of my toys in the toy box (biig and blue and it says ''Keep calm and carry on''..in honor of lovehoney and Britain.) But my mom found a sachet of lube on my desk and asked what it was..i told her it was a moisturiser sample,lol.Thank god she doesn't speak or read english.

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