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    pinkanimal [sign in to see picture]
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    omg lol!!!!

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    DirtyWeekend [sign in to see picture]
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    You're never too old or though it seems taking your Nan into the equation,youngscotslass!

    Jazzam, no akward questions from the kids yet? or the msintenance man as he comes to check the heating? lol 😝

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    youngscotslass [sign in to see picture]
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    Its not the fact she old, its the fact its my gran i think lol

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    youngscotslass That's pretty mortifying!! I thought my Nan was bad >.<

    & Nah my eldest boy is only 3 and tends to keep himself to himself ie sits glued to the xbox at any opportunity I will allow lol

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    You need to get yourself a carrier and a rucksack to keep them safe Jazzam!

    Youngscotslass' Nan might give you some pointers if you ask nicely! Lol

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    Jazzam [sign in to see picture]
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    LMAO I knew that one was coming!!!
    Carrier bag with a rucksack has nothing on my collection nowadays =P

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    DirtyWeekend [sign in to see picture]
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    So how extensive is your amassed collection? Have you had to include it on your contents insurance as an 'expensive or precious collection' yet?

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    Oh no no I'm just a bit of a bargain hunter, so you can guarantee anything that goes stupidly cheap is mine in a heartbeat haha I think I buy atleast one thing a week >.<

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    They must be piled to the ceiling!

    What have you got your eyes on this week?

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    I was a bit naughty this week and bought a glass dildo from another site ...*cowers* ..don't hurt me.... lol
    I just find the ones on here that are pretty are all very small, I wanted to try something a bit bigger without having to buy one that has "realistic veins" lol

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    You will just have to buy two from LH next week (great excuse) and btw that is a very, very big confession even if this is the confession booth! 😜😜😜

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    youngscotslass wrote:

    Thought you guy might find this story interesting!
    last week me & my partner when to visit my gran..... When we got there so was going on and on about how she hasn't has intercourse in about 7years (Yuck!!!) she then proceeded to enter her bedroom and called me and my partner through. She took out a plastic carrier bag from a rucksack under the bed. She emptied the contents of the bag onto the bed and there lay 3 ramping rabbits! 5finger bullets, anal beads, handcuffs and two crotchless fishnet suits!!! She asked me if any would come in handy for me :o me and my partener where both mortified as my gran is the age of 66.

    I am worried, is there a hitch hiker locked in the attic that the rucksack belongs to??

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    My OH is in the RAF and we have yet to have sex in a Puma haha, one day soon hopefully - have had sex in the squadron conference room though haha x

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    My 11 year old had been making a habit of looking up things for his elder scrolls On my mobile instead of logging my PC.,. And he asked me one day.... What is love honey?


    😱😱😱😱😲😲😧😩😰
    ERM... Never you mind.... Is my response..πŸ˜‰πŸ˜†

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    Ha ha nm!! Oops

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    I confess, I placed another order. The Lovehoney Devil made me do it! 😈

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    I watch Fox News. I pay extra to receive it.

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    I would spend all my spare money on lingerie for my oh

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    That's a lovely thing tho al!

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    I bought a load of anal toys for my birthday.... I'm soooo naughtyπŸ˜‰

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