• autofelatio?

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    Grump [sign in to see picture]
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    Hi guys..

    Just wondering if anyone has tried this? It's something I've been thinking about trying it seems a real turn on.

    If anyone has tried this have you got any tips?

    Thanks

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    myghost [sign in to see picture]
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    If you do a search for autofellatio you will find lots of clips of guys limber enough to suck their own cocks. Some men have supposedly had ribs removed just so they could perform this act on themselves or at least make it easier

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    MrsMcX [sign in to see picture]
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    Is it even possible without having ribs removed? I'm really not sure if it is, maybe someone around here can help you out though :)

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    Unless you are as flexible as a yoga expert... I would not even try!
    Remove ribs to make it possible?!
    Ouch.....l

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    I wouldn't try it unless I knew what I was doing but on a related note I often have a dream of me doing this and it seems so easy, then I wake up...

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    I don't see anything wrong with it at so long as your able to achieve it comfortably. It's just another form of masturbation. As pointed to by NM, as far as advice goes I would seriously consider yoga for its flexibility. Good luck in your kinky quest.

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    Apparently, according to a famous statistic I have often quoted...7% of men can.

    My ex could, almost. he was skinny and flexible.

    I don't doubt my son will be able to when he gets older - he has lots of hypermobility.

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    I used to be able to do this, in my younger slimmer days. I could just get the head into my mouth.

    Or was it a dream? it's so long ago now that I'm beginning to doubt myself. hmm maybe I didn't, no I'm pretty sure I could do this.

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    Frankie21 wrote:

    Apparently, according to a famous statistic I have often quoted...7% of men can.

    My ex could, almost. he was skinny and flexible.

    I don't doubt my son will be able to when he gets older - he has lots of hypermobility.

    Start training him young, he'll thank you later

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    Sum Sub wrote:

    I used to be able to do this, in my younger slimmer days. I could just get the head into my mouth.

    Or was it a dream? it's so long ago now that I'm beginning to doubt myself. hmm maybe I didn't, no I'm pretty sure I could do this.

    I have this dream often so I wouldn't be surprised...

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    You need to have one or more of the criterea below to be able to autofellatio:

    - Lower ribs removed

    - 1 extra vertebrae in the spine

    - Super-flexible, contortionist style

    - Have a particularly long willy

    Sadly I meet none of the above, sadface

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    i have a cousin who can suck himself he didnt seem that big in the penis department not sure if he can still do it that was about 40 years ago

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    My ex used to be very into yoga and while being taught in India, apparently a number of the guys in the group could do it but didn't really enjoy it as much as they thought they would.

    I guess it is better to have someone else do it to you.

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    Did it when I was younger. Too old and inflexible any more!

    Used to love cumming in my own mouth though.

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    I could when I was a teenager until my mid to late-twenties. Now I'm nowhere near as supple and have a 33" waist and not a 28" one .

    When I could, it was always a case of needing to warm up plenty to get as loose as possible, a hot bath or shower would help, and then to stretch carefully in a warm room, do exercises with your legs for the 'pretzel' and also with forward bends (don't want to damage your back or neck). To do so on an empty stomach also helped, and never 'give it a whirl' when you've had a drink, you could hurt yourelf really badly if you misjudge things, as is the case for many physical and sexual adventures.

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    I tried when I was young but could not do it. Now that I look like a gross Buddha statue, I'm likely to end up suffocating in fat. Its a shame - it's something i always wanted to be able to do, but never have. Great for those who can do it, and enjoy it while you can!

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    Talking of Rib removal

    I might be showing my age here but wasnt it Prince that made this process famous ?

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    Yes it is possible as I could do it when I was younger, I was a middle distance runner at the time so was training every day which included stretching exercises, I used to lie on my back with my legs over my head, using my feet on my headboard to steady and also a bit of leverage. According to my OH im just over average size, I could get just over half my cock in my mouth. Used to love doing it more than wanking, had no probs swallowing my own cum, infact it was the biggest turn on! Got no chance of doing it now though!

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