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    Stephanie [sign in to see picture]
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    Can I cheat and get a big Lovehoney parcel with food in? That penis pasta would come in really handy, and a box of silly willy shortbread would cheer things up! I like the idea of using bondage rope as a hammock and a sex doll as a lilo/raft, too. Perhaps condoms could be used to store water, and I reckon the njoy eleven would be a good weapon to catch yourself some dinner if you get sick of penis pasta. I'd try using some pheremone spray on a trap to attract tasty animals. Finally, a pair of red crotchless knickers on a big stick would be great for signalling to passing ships that you need help.
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    capricorn13 [sign in to see picture]
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    Brilliant, Stephanie. You certainly know the full stock list.

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    wildflower [sign in to see picture]
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    A box like that would make for a very interesting episode of Marooned with Ed Stafford!

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    kittencub [sign in to see picture]
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    SJT143 wrote:

    I'm sorry to say but I'm not feeling Wilson ever he's not my type lol

    Comical

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    kittencub [sign in to see picture]
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    naughty mum wrote:

    We all know a lifesize doll of "Who" hey kitten😉

    Definitely Who else?.

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    kittencub [sign in to see picture]
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    Gentle giant wrote:

    Yes have to go with the Sex Doll because when you finally want to leave enough. You will get over the embarrassment of being picked by a ship full of people finding you using a sex doll as a lilo.

    Can I keep my doll mind after a few years i'll need a new one.

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    Hopelessly Horny [sign in to see picture]
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    Think would have to be a LH parcel with a dildo & lube

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    scorpiosami [sign in to see picture]
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    Gentle giant wrote:

    Ron Burgundy wrote:

    Probably, but it's either the coconut or hump poor old Wilson

    Ron all joking aside Raw account oil is wonderful stuff. We have a lot of it. At room temp it's solid at body temp it's is an amazing oil. We cook with it, use it as massage oil. Moisturiser and it is a good conditioner for hair. Plus we love the smell it reminds us of sunny holidays and putting suntan lotion on scantily clad body's.

    Love this idea, where can I buy coconut oil that is suitable for massages? We currently are the biggest fans of baby oil but the smell doesn't quite match up to coconut!!

    P.s I'd want a sexy little outfit, lure in any passing sailors... Plus I'm a firm believer in look good feel good!

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    lookslikefun [sign in to see picture]
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    A big long and flexible dildo with a good supply of lube, please .. and yes a raid on the S & M department might actually provide some real survival aids if the package were big enough :-)

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    Gentle giant [sign in to see picture]
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    Scorpiosami any health food store but I get mine on line amazon do it not cheap but it goes a very long way doesn't go off. Read back through my posts and I name one, punch into Google . When you get it , it's solid and in a pot. Take a small bit out with some thing clean like a spoon and just rub it into your hands it goes clear and into an oil. Great also for a base for a curry. Any of them so long as they are 100% can be used as a massage oil. Enjoy

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    MattB [sign in to see picture]
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    A pair of stockings...

    With my girlfriend in them ;)

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    Sinner [sign in to see picture]
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    Definitely a glass dildo and some lube..Oh, and something to keep the spiders away ...ugh

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