• Challenge: Can you help?

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    capricorn13 [sign in to see picture]
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    Sum Sub wrote:

    Thought I'd try a spot of self sucky f*cky

    The mind boggles!

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    delilahxx [sign in to see picture]
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    ^ and that just reminds me of a very weird pic I saw the other day lol

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    Mike13 [sign in to see picture]
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    If you could achieve success (no pun intended) in your efforts SS should we now refer to you as our Flexible Friend

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    naughty mum [sign in to see picture]
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    ROFL!!😁

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    Peitho [sign in to see picture]
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    Oral sex is like playing bridge; if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. It is also like being in the Army; the closer you get to discharge, the better you feel. I hope your bath plug or vacuum made you feel better Sub.

    Remember what Barbara Bush said, “Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.” …I guess if it's from plumbing or a vacuum cleaner it would probably be unforgettable!

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    Timbo72 [sign in to see picture]
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    Phew... thank f**k for the disclaimer. From the profile pic, I'd really struggle to suck the cock of a bank robber who could shoot my brains out. Or is that shoot his brains out in me....? Thinks ive wondered out too far from the safe forums! :)

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    flaneur [sign in to see picture]
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    Apparently Marilyn Manson had 4 ribs removed specifically for self-fellatio.

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    Mike13 [sign in to see picture]
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    Hi SS any success to report back on?

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    Sum Sub [sign in to see picture]
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    No luck on the BJ front Mike. But I did get royally f*cked over the weekend.
    In car park charges!

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    Sum Sub [sign in to see picture]
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    Many different places actually A none of them were cheap
    I keep £20 change in the car for such things. I ended up using notes to pay!

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