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    MSJ6952 [sign in to see picture]
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    What household items have you used as a sex toy?

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    Wildcherry [sign in to see picture]
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    I dont really use household items but when i was younger i tried the classic shower head once or twice but i didnt find it that powerful so i bought my first vibrator.

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    Sum Sub [sign in to see picture]
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    I can't say we've used household items as sex toys, food has been used in a dildo-esque manner, but we actually get most use from our utensils in a BDSM type manner - pretty much anything in there can be used, from a pallette knife to a meat mallet

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    RKR93 [sign in to see picture]
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    When i was younger i used the classic hair brush handle

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    Ms HKM [sign in to see picture]
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    Not strictly a household item AS a sex toy but I've used those long ice cube trays for ice dildos...

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    myghost [sign in to see picture]
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    i did once try an electric toothbrush from a pound shop as a vibrator sadly it lacked lacked the power needed to get me to an 'O'
    i've tried the shower head thing didn't do anything in the slightest for me
    tried a regular toothbrush with a tounge cleaner thing on it after seeing one used in a porno clip that wasn't too bad being textured the tounge cleaning bit was quite good clitorally

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    Gentle giant [sign in to see picture]
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    When shaving OH my Gillette fusion 2 has a very powerful vibration. Wife made an oohh noise so I turned it over and used the handle on her clit it did the job.

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    flaneur [sign in to see picture]
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    In prison, people improvise with a rubber glove.

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    CB123 [sign in to see picture]
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    Used all sorts around the house espically if a condom will fit over it or it will make it feel better but at the end of the day all the LH products are far better in my opinon hands down!

    CB123

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    Woodworker [sign in to see picture]
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    Household or just "stuff you can get your hands on"?

    Ashamed to admit once I brought back one of those knobbly rubber thimbles you get in the office for postal tasks, with the intention of it spicing up the love life I had at the time. It may not have been the phenomenal steal/borrow I had first thought it would be.

    It didn't even make the office tasks I had easier. Why I thought it would make my sex life spectacular I don't know.

    I'm struggling to thing of any office equipment that might actually have the effect I was hoping for.

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    SammyNapalm [sign in to see picture]
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    Deodorant and airhorn can with smooth edges/tips sliding down them felt so good xp but toys designed for it much better in my opinion xp

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    chunkyg [sign in to see picture]
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    Wooden Spoon, An Office Ruler, Hot & Cold Stones from wifes Hot Stones kit, Ice and anything else we can possibly think of.

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    ShannonMarlene [sign in to see picture]
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    Before I got my first toy, if used the classic hair brush handle, electric toothbrush and the handle of a vibrating razor.
    God, it's embarrassing thinking about it now and how easily I could has just got a toy!

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    I picked up a cheap vibrating face cleanser thing from a pound shop before I got my first toy, although the vibrations were very weak for that purpose :/

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    MSJ6952 [sign in to see picture]
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    Just shows that practically anything could be used as a sex toy with some imagination

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    Alastor [sign in to see picture]
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    Obviously if you like impact play you have an amazing variety of rulers, spoons, brushes etc available. You have things for bondage/blindfold... ties, tights, scarves...

    For massage and insertion then some of the impact options can double up. Plus... sculptures and drinking glasses provide options.

    Candles can be used if you are willing to risk higher temps, you can heat other things up and use ice.

    Beaded necklaces (one provided some long-distance virtual sexual contact once).

    That's just 'off the top of my head' btw.

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    sweetcum [sign in to see picture]
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    Rubber shaver handle

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    jackjohn [sign in to see picture]
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    wooden pestle with condom on it. great for prostate massage, but too wide at the end for mrs jj.

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    cucumber

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    jackjohn [sign in to see picture]
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    ... and i once carved a butt plug out of a big carrot. hahaha, what's up doc?

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