• How would you measure a penis?

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    Vindico [sign in to see picture]
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    Gentle giant wrote:

    If you want the total weight then fill a jug full of water and weigh it ,next put the erect penis into the jug , taking care to keep the balls out let the excess water overflow. Then reweigh the jug subtract the smaller figure from the greater and you have the weight and the mass of the penis.

    That would give you the volume of the penis not the mass as water density =/= penis density.

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    northern boy [sign in to see picture]
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    I started to have the alphabet tottooed on mine but only got as far as A

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    bucksboy [sign in to see picture]
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    Last time I measured it is was about 5" but it's nice n thick

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    xabix [sign in to see picture]
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    My OH is so hung up on penis size. He is just over 7" and convinced this is too small and inadequate. He knows he's being silly and admits it stems from getting most of his early sex education from porn. I guess i'll just have to keep telling him his penis is perfect!

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    Janny [sign in to see picture]
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    Who really cares? We all lie about our size anyway so women should lie as well when discussing sizes with their girlfriends??

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    wetwhenslippery [sign in to see picture]
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    My preferred measurement is in decibels.

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    James and Michelle (mr and mrs) [sign in to see picture]
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    a lot of good systems ... but not sure I will bother with them lol. I think mine is big enough but I wont pretend its massive!
    if you do have to measure... I would say get your OH to do it for you, that may be fun, a little game...probably in a nurse uniform!

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    lil ms [sign in to see picture]
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    This post is just hillarious, thanks for the mid morning giggle guys! Plus I'm a science geek at heart so love all those scientific methods use guys r posting haha xox

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