The Perfect Orgasam Army member!!!!

imeldaimelda wrote:

Let's give them Lubyanka's intelligence/arugmentative streak

I'll donate my legs, I like em.

I love your legs Imelda, they are infact gorgeous!! And from Lubyanka's intelligence and argumentative streak we'll have her. . . . .intelligence!

SG69 x

lol thanks SG

Perhaps my hip to waist ratio? 22" waist, 36" hips...

xxx

C'mon fellas the girls are murdering us!

The bloke's only got my big toe and oldbutalives firm ass at the moment! I'll donate my thick hairy arms then! Any powerful broad chests/backs, muscular legs, thighs, strong hands out there?  I'm bald as a coot so anyone got some hair there? LOL

SG69 x

I'd give my vocal cords. All my past partners have loved phone sex with me as they say I have a sexy. deep drawel... I've certainly had enough practice of using them .

I'd also give them my ears, the only part of my body I have no problem at all.

Oooo Nessie, I love sexy deep voices in women. That's one of my OH's best features but. . . .Unfortunately it loses it's sexiness after 2hrs!!!LOL

SG69 x

erm if their not already given back of knees mine are not great looking but hey they are a great place to start lol

Hi Jav Ski! Can't remember ever saying welcome to you so. . . .welcome fella!

We have 2 backs of knees for the bloke!

We have the technology, we have the capability to build the worlds first bionic OA bloke! . My god 6 million dollars wouldn't do much nowadays would it?

SG69 x

SEXYGET 69 wrote:

Oooo Nessie, I love sexy deep voices in women. That's one of my OH's best features but. . . .Unfortunately it loses it's sexiness after 2hrs!!!LOL

SG69 x

Yep, I have the same problem I'm afraid. My OH can only take so much before  muttering, through gritted teeth " You should really try and clear your throat now shouldn't you love?" . Needless to say, after that golden comment I usually suspend him upside down via his testicles, see who needs to clear their throat now. Good grief, I'm all agressive - Ness today arn't I?

Btw SG69, I think this is a fantastic post idea. It really brings people together to come up with things. So cudos to you on a first rate idea

the man can have my OH's legs

SEXYGET 69 wrote:

C'mon fellas the girls are murdering us!

The bloke's only got my big toe and oldbutalives firm ass at the moment! I'll donate my thick hairy arms then! Any powerful broad chests/backs, muscular legs, thighs, strong hands out there?  I'm bald as a coot so anyone got some hair there? LOL

SG69 x

Well l used to be a rower so 24 inches across the shoulders, in fact when l went for day surgery recently at Chelmsford, they gave me one of those hospital gowns to wear. Well let's just say it fitted where it touched, but they did say they had never seen a back as broad.

Legs are deep from front to back after years in the gym, and chunky calves so they don't look daft !!!

Come to bed eyes!! oops sorry meant go to bed eyes- red ringed and hardly able to stay open - ha ha.

TB

Oh, the guy has to have Liam Neeson's dick. The man has a rather wonderful 12inches and I think he deserves an award for ever leaving his bed at all with all that meat between his vegtables. He was my first crush at age 10 and it was for that very reason... should have seen the warning signs as to why I'm so damn sex obsessed now I suppose.

Lol TallBoy... you were doing so well describing yourself until you got up to your eyes, I love the 'go to bed eyes', brilliant! Broad chest... how rare is that these days? Guys are all skinny wee weaklings in the media now, I love me some broadness... in the chest or where ever

Ness xx

Sex-Nessie wrote:

Btw SG69, I think this is a fantastic post idea. It really brings people together to come up with things. So cudos to you on a first rate idea

Why Nessie thankyou so very much for saying so! My pleasure girl!

SG69 x

I'm stealing Jake's stomach and donating it!

imeldaimelda wrote:

I'm stealing Jake's stomach and donating it!

6 pack!

SG69 x

SEXYGET 69 wrote:

C'mon fellas the girls are murdering us!

The bloke's only got my big toe and oldbutalives firm ass at the moment! I'll donate my thick hairy arms then! Any powerful broad chests/backs, muscular legs, thighs, strong hands out there?  I'm bald as a coot so anyone got some hair there? LOL

SG69 x

they can have my back and the part of my thighs from knee to just below where they join body (they go ever so slightly less firm) - my butt is available which is currently looking quite sun tanned - have just shaved most of my body hair, so if you like it smooth !

Job's a goodun bbn! Cheers fella!

SG69 x

Who is going to do the needlework sewing it all together !!!

TB

tallboy247 wrote:

Who is going to do the needlework sewing it all together !!!

TB

As you brought it up....

Ah ha MISS NAT big stitches it is then !!!

TB