• Name that body part

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    IrishChris [sign in to see picture]
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    What do you call your bits?

    Do you use a real name or do you use a descriptive term?

    I always use the term cock but I have been known to refer to Don Julio on ocassion lol

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    Jonnyjonjon [sign in to see picture]
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    Ha ha Don Julio!

    My Gf has a bit of a cute name for it that does nothing for my masulinity!

    She calls him... 'Mr Pokie' lol

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    PinkPolkaDot [sign in to see picture]
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    I referred to mine as 'rat' in a conversation earlier. FA can confirm that.

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    IrishChris [sign in to see picture]
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    PinkPolkaDot wrote:

    'rat'

    Huh? Why rat?

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    PinkPolkaDot [sign in to see picture]
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    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=get%20your%20rat%20out

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=get%20ya%20rat%20out

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    ShannonMarlene [sign in to see picture]
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    Typical 'pussy' and 'dick'
    Although I sometimes refer to the OH's as 'Mr Monster'

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    IrishChris [sign in to see picture]
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    PinkPolkaDot wrote:

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=get%20your%20rat%20out

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=get%20ya%20rat%20out

    Wow, never heard that one before. Kids these days! lol

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    IrishChris [sign in to see picture]
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    ShannonMarlene wrote:

    Typical 'pussy' and 'dick'
    Although I sometimes refer to the OH's as 'Mr Monster'

    Love it!

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    PinkPolkaDot [sign in to see picture]
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    It is a strange one and that was the first time I ever used it. No idea why it popped into my head haha.

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    IrishChris [sign in to see picture]
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    PinkPolkaDot wrote:

    It is a strange one and that was the first time I ever used it. No idea why it popped into my head haha.

    Do you have names for your breasts?

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    ShannonMarlene [sign in to see picture]
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    Boobies!

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    S&S [sign in to see picture]
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    My OH would love if I started calling his Excalibur

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    Cornish89 [sign in to see picture]
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    S&S I have on occasion referred to my oh's penis as mjolnir (thor's hammer) in a jokey manner
    Usually it is cock and pussy for us though, and boobs are usually referred to as tits x

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    69'er [sign in to see picture]
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    OH calls mine Junior

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    My partner sometimes calls it a
    beaver as that's what the guys call it in Burnley where he comes from lol.

    Though I won't let him call mine a beaver! Haha

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    IrishChris [sign in to see picture]
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    I'm surprised more people don't have personal names for their bits.

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    DavidB1986 [sign in to see picture]
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    I have never had a nickname, it's just my willy! (or cock during naughty time ;) )

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    Ron Burgundy [sign in to see picture]
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    A few years back I was having surgery which involved a wire being inserted in my groin. A male nurse came in to shave my bits ( I wasn't aware this had to be done) he asked me to 'hold onto himself' while he shaved around it. Its stuck ever since.

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    DavidB1986 [sign in to see picture]
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    Ron Burgundy wrote:

    A few years back I was having surgery which involved a wire being inserted in my groin. A male nurse came in to shave my bits ( I wasn't aware this had to be done) he asked me to 'hold onto himself' while he shaved around it. Its stuck ever since.

    I like it.

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    scallyally [sign in to see picture]
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    Hello everyone, this is my first post!

    I call my partner's bits and bobs "Chunky" and I call my own "Miffy"

    I cant believe I am admitting this!!!!

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