• If you had a cock for the day?

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    Fluffbags [sign in to see picture]
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    I would want to see what a male orgasm felt like. I hear they are different. I would probably try everything possible, to see what it felt like. I think we all would if we swapped parts, we are curious creatures after all!

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    SophieM wrote:

    Lovehoney - Chelsea wrote:

    I would do the helicopter :D

    YES!

    Haha! I'd proabably do what most have already mentioned here.

    Play with myself, have sex, get a blow job, pee standing up, do the helicopter, hit myself in the balls just to see how much it actually hurts. Can't really think of anything else at the moment though.

    All of the above. And probably measure it as well....

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    What is the fascination with measuring?? I'm not sure I've ever actually done that myself!

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    Is pester my oh for sex all day long just like he does to me at the most stupidest times ;)

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    I have no idea - i couldn't even tell you what size i would want it to be. its just out there for the measuring. You can't measure a vagina.

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    Same - I would spend 1/2 the day wanking over porn, then go a find a naught girl who is up for anything & spend the other 1/2 of the day having dirty sex!!! lol

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    Ladies ladies please calm yourselfs, I feel abused and an object of sexual desire, what about the person behind the Penis. LOL

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    Gentle giant wrote:

    Ladies ladies please calm yourselfs, I feel abused and an object of sexual desire, what about the person behind the Penis. LOL

    LOL - Yeh ok!!! hehe I promise to treat any tonight as real people & not just a piece of meat to look at!!! lol

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    Always Hot wrote:

    Gentle giant wrote:

    Ladies ladies please calm yourselfs, I feel abused and an object of sexual desire, what about the person behind the Penis. LOL

    LOL - Yeh ok!!! hehe I promise to treat any tonight as real people & not just a piece of meat to look at!!! lol

    Thankyou LOL. By the way if one of the things you all would like to do is pee stood up you can. With a little practice in a shower or outside to start with. Open your legs slightly and just bend your knees a little pull your mons venus up or clit hood up and you will pee just like a man. Can be erotic to watch my OH can do this.

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    Gentle giant wrote:

    Always Hot wrote:

    Gentle giant wrote:

    Ladies ladies please calm yourselfs, I feel abused and an object of sexual desire, what about the person behind the Penis. LOL

    LOL - Yeh ok!!! hehe I promise to treat any tonight as real people & not just a piece of meat to look at!!! lol

    Thankyou LOL. By the way if one of the things you all would like to do is pee stood up you can. With a little practice in a shower or outside to start with. Open your legs slightly and just bend your knees a little pull your mons venus up or clit hood up and you will pee just like a man. Can be erotic to watch my OH can do this.

    Gota try this!! Knowing me & my mates, we will all be stood in a line in mens toilets tonight trying it out!!! lol For some reason we very often end up in the mens toilets (no q's) LOL Will report back!! any other things to try???

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    Gentle giant wrote:

    Ladies ladies please calm yourselfs, I feel abused and an object of sexual desire, what about the person behind the Penis. LOL

    The person behind the penis would be us, as the question is "What would YOU do if YOU had a cock for the day" .....

    Nobody said anything about respecting our own newly grown penises! I think we are all more than happy to treat ourselves like meat for the day ...in the name of science of course. I mean, we could finally lay to rest which is more painful, childbirth or a punch in the balls! lol!

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    Fluffbags wrote:

    Gentle giant wrote:

    Ladies ladies please calm yourselfs, I feel abused and an object of sexual desire, what about the person behind the Penis. LOL

    The person behind the penis would be us, as the question is "What would YOU do if YOU had a cock for the day" .....

    Nobody said anything about respecting our own newly grown penises! I think we are all more than happy to treat ourselves like meat for the day ...in the name of science of course. I mean, we could finally lay to rest which is more painful, childbirth or a punch in the balls!

    Child birth defo, The balls ache will go away in a couple of days my eldest child is still a pain 20 yrs on.LOL

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    Ladies Please may I start a thread in a similar vain or could Maybe one of you start one for us gents?

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    I agree NOTHING is more painful than childbirth..

    I'd pee and wank and hit myself in the balls.
    I'd spend most of the day with my hands down my trousers.

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    Don't hits yourself in the balls girls. It really hurts. Just a minor flick does the damage. I asked my oh what is the most painful thing she has experienced asin can't handle it pain. Funnily enough she didn't say childbirth because she said it wasn't as much pain like I imagine being shot kind of pain but more a manageable pain. Now as for being flicked in the balls this will actually put a man down. Not at all a manageable pain but more a I want these things protected with a titanium casing because I never want to be taken down like that ever again.
    Don't hit yourself in the balls!

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    The thing about childbirth is it goes on for hours, then there may be stitches, leaky boobs etc. However, you do have several months to prepare. A punch in the balls doesn't last as long but is unexpected. So different types of pain.

    On the original question, I think I'd cry; a cock and my large boobs would not be a good look!

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    Everything typical for a horny 20-something, I'd play with myself, watch porn, pee, sleep with a girl, and maybe a guy, and then see if being hit in the balls really does hurt.

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    measure it, play with myself and wee standing up x

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    Stuburns wrote:

    Don't hits yourself in the balls girls. It really hurts. Just a minor flick does the damage. I asked my oh what is the most painful thing she has experienced asin can't handle it pain. Funnily enough she didn't say childbirth because she said it wasn't as much pain like I imagine being shot kind of pain but more a manageable pain. Now as for being flicked in the balls this will actually put a man down. Not at all a manageable pain but more a I want these things protected with a titanium casing because I never want to be taken down like that ever again.
    Don't hit yourself in the balls!

    Well, for me childbirth WAS the most unbearable pain I could ever imagine! Actually, one of the strongest pains was when I was in the process of giving birth and someone hit me in my belly (supposedly to help the baby go out). But this hurts (or at least in my case) much more than just a regular hit in the belly - I was hit before - no comparison. And this was the only time in my life I screamed because of the pain. After giving birth I was in constant unbearable pain for weeks - I was unable to sit, unable to walk, unable to stand on my feet for long. And the pain increased substantially with even the slightest movement (as if it wasn't strong enough anyway)! So yeah, if I had balls, I can take a hit in the balls - at least it wouldn't last that long. And it is not like I have not experienced other types of pain - for example, due to an operation of my foot, I had been inserted a "nail" - metal, with the length of a finger and circumference of the head of a small nail. So, when it was time for them to remove it from my foot, they did it without any anaesthetic. There were tears in my eyes - the pain was great, but nothing if compared to childbirth.

    However! You should know that everyone is different and everyone feels pain differently. For example, I have never heard for another woman who was in such strong pain for so long after giving birth. So I bet even different men do not feel the same pain when they are hit in the balls. It would be hard to measure and compare that.

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    Drink gallons and gallons of water and not care because I can wee anywhere. For some reason I have a fantasy of poking it out the window of a speeding car and just leaving a trail of urine behind! Lol.

    Oh and measure it and maybe try a penis pump thingy. :-)

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