• If you had a cock for the day?

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    Mr.Smith [sign in to see picture]
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    This is for the Ladies if you woke up one morning and realised you had a cock for 24 hours what would you do with it?

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    myghost [sign in to see picture]
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    i think i'd spend most of the day wanking to porn and maybe see if i'm limber enough to fellate myself

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    WildThing [sign in to see picture]
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    Haha! Great question.... You couldn't wank continuously with it... It would get sore! Interested in this one though! :)

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    Mammame [sign in to see picture]
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    Pee standing up :) and obviously have lots of sex x

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    LilMissMardyBum [sign in to see picture]
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    id get a mould of it

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    MissTig [sign in to see picture]
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    Have lots of sex, just to know what it feels like. Oh and pee standing up :)

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    sexysarah86 [sign in to see picture]
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    I would spend all day playing with it- to see if I Could get any extra tips for when I play with my fellas :-) oh and go wee in the grate outside just because I could!

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    Puddleduck [sign in to see picture]
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    I'd cry

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    Stephanie [sign in to see picture]
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    Cock and balls or just cock? I'd probably hit myself in the balls to see whether it hurts as much as it always seems. That's definitely weird isn't it?! If I had balls I would hit myself in the balls.

    I'd also wee my name in the snow. It's gross, but I've always been secretly kind of jealous that boys can do that.

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    Lovehoney - Stephanie wrote:

    Cock and balls or just cock? I'd probably hit myself in the balls to see whether it hurts as much as it always seems. That's definitely weird isn't it?! If I had balls I would hit myself in the balls.

    I'd also wee my name in the snow. It's gross, but I've always been secretly kind of jealous that boys can do that.

    With a name like Stephanie I'm guessing you'd need to take on lots of fluids before autographing a snowdrift......

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    myghost wrote:

    i think i'd spend most of the day wanking to porn and maybe see if i'm limber enough to fellate myself

    i did love when i managed it x

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    LilMissMardyBum [sign in to see picture]
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    Gem26 wrote:

    I'd cry

    awww :(

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    blonde vixen13 [sign in to see picture]
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    Ummm I would go have sex to see how it felt, then spend all day scratching it and holding it because that seems to be all you men do

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    Lovehoney - Stephanie wrote:

    Cock and balls or just cock? I'd probably hit myself in the balls to see whether it hurts as much as it always seems. That's definitely weird isn't it?! If I had balls I would hit myself in the balls.

    Most definately weird ! although you'd realize how truly terrible it is and agree its more painful than childbirth !
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    Nothing is more painful than childbirth !!

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    I would do the helicopter :D

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    blonde vixen13 wrote:

    Nothing is more painful than childbirth !!

    I TOTALY AGREE!

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    MissChar [sign in to see picture]
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    I would windmill my penis, pee everywhere and try get someone to give me a blowjob to see what it feels like. That would probably take about a couple hours max. Then I would cry. Oh and I wouldn't hit myself in the balls but I would give them a little flick to see how sensitive they are.

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    Lovehoney - Chelsea wrote:

    I would do the helicopter :D

    YES!

    Haha! I'd proabably do what most have already mentioned here.

    Play with myself, have sex, get a blow job, pee standing up, do the helicopter, hit myself in the balls just to see how much it actually hurts. Can't really think of anything else at the moment though.

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    blonde vixen13 wrote:

    Nothing is more painful than childbirth !!

    If that's so why do Women have more than one kid?tell you now, I wouldn't go back for a second kick in the balls! And I'm in to CBT! Lol

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