How inventive are you?

Over the years I've been quite an inventive girl.

A ladyshave (turned the other way)

Handle of a hairbrush (quite small that was years ago)

Handle of a crutch (that was bumpy!)

Carrot (washed and in a condom )

Electric hair clippers (never again too dangerous)

Vibrating (ordinary) toothbrush

Beer Bottle (after someone I fancied had drunk the contents and no they never knew!)

I'm sure there's a couple more but I can't remember em all, a lot of these were quite a few years ago - I hve a sex toy collection now so it keeps me happy. But till I did I was quite inventive!

I found out last night from one of the lads in work that one of the other lads who still works there was caught some years ago with his cock somehow attached to a massive indusrial vibro used for shaking powder out of silos! Fucking hell it must have nearly ripped his bollocks off!

Crazy crazy bastard!

SG69

Being rather poor, I must say, bondage is the easiest thing to be into to get it on the cheap! Belts, random lengths of rope, some elastic bands do a good job for clit and nipple clamps (could also be used as a cock ring? or male genital bondage?) any bit of clothing or fabric can be a blindfold, too much to choose from for gags, and so much more. What ever your imagination takes you to, it can be done!

As for actual sex toy substitutes, I have tried other things and they are just not the same. electric toothbrush is not a good sub. I've used a ribbed handle of the (old) potato masher.. not the same. Though I do enjoy grinding against the duvet cover when masturbating..

I tried a rubber dish glove and some lube the other day, but to be honest it didn't really work.... I think I'm going to have to wait until the wife figures out what I mean by 'egg' (the tenga, of course!)

SEXYGET 69 wrote:

I found out last night from one of the lads in work that one of the other lads who still works there was caught some years ago with his cock somehow attached to a massive indusrial vibro used for shaking powder out of silos! Fucking hell it must have nearly ripped his bollocks off!

Crazy crazy bastard!

SG69

So its not just you who has time for wanking at your work then!

Hmmm. . . .I lways thought our place had a few wankers!

And before you even go there WandA!

I'm not one of them, I hope!

SG69

SEXYGET 69 wrote:

Hmmm. . . .I lways thought our place had a few wankers!

And before you even go there WandA!

I'm not one of them, I hope!

SG69

Only in the literal sense SG!

Lots of rubbing as a child so most of my soft toys earnt the disturbed element in their facial expressions.

Since being with a partner, dressing gown belts for tying up, rolled up magazines, brshes, shoehorns and rulers for spanking.

Sure there are more, always have my eyes open as i look around the bargain shops : }

smiles

adam

 Don’t do anything you are not prepared to explain to a paramedic.

Love the weenie in a bottle song nexas - inspired!

have used exfoliating glove & shower poof thing when hubby is tied up as different textures for sensation play.

phallic shaped deoderant cans when I was a teenager - can't think of anything else...

I think you've just put me off rice pudding for life Wicked. :(

A TV? Somebody liked the 10 minute preview too much.

Where the F do you put it?

Did it with a vacuum cleaner once thought just using pipes to scared to put it in the main part heard too many stories and its is quite a sensation once you get iit in the right place crazy suction..lol

jackador123 wrote:

Did it with a vacuum cleaner once thought just using pipes to scared to put it in the main part heard too many stories and its is quite a sensation once you get iit in the right place crazy suction..lolI

I've heard them stories.

Ummm let me see, from about 10yrs old I used teddies (rubbing against my clit), barbies legs (inserted into the vagina). As I moved into my teenage years I moved onto deodorant spray cans and various bath product bottles. Late teens to now (22) I have used an electric toothbrush, hairbrush, lava lamp. I also tried out the xbox 360 controller whilst visiting the lapdance club in gta4 :s on vibrate, obviously.

And now I am happy to say as of tomorrow i'll have my very first sex toy :D finally purchased one from LH :D very much looking forward to trying it out. Stocking up on batteries in the morning

This isnt exactly inventive, but instead of buying actual teathers I went to a haberdashery and bought 4 meters of a wide dark red ribbon for like, a couple of quid, instead of spending up to £20 on dedicated teathers! I felt very proud of my money-saving self that day :-D

HoneyBeeLamb wrote:

And now I am happy to say as of tomorrow i'll have my very first sex toy :D finally purchased one from LH :D very much looking forward to trying it out. Stocking up on batteries in the morning

Hello and welcome to the forums!

Congrats on your new toys! Your days of random insertables is over?

What did you get then?

Wow HoneyBeeLamb!Congratulations on your first sex toy purchase! Welcome to the forum too. SG x

Oh and the kitchen spatulas get used every now and again for a quick spank - Usually while i'm doing the washing up - Something about me being all domestic really seems to make him go wild! He's always got his hands in my knickers when i'm potwashing!

Yeah you're right, i really like the look of those bendy restraint cables, only trouble is we have a big bed and i don't think the OH's arms will stretch to reach the bed posts!!! Lol, mine certainly won't.  :-P